/heem/: reza madadi edition

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Previous thread: News:

>UFC 205 early weigh-in results
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/ufc-205-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-9-a-m-et

>ONE FC 49 results
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/one-championship-49-live-and-official-results

>Bisping plans to retire when he loses belt
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/champ-michael-bisping-wants-next-defense-at-ufc-208-in-anaheim-plans-to-retire-when-he-drops-belt

>Very good article about Khabib
mmamania.com/2016/11/9/13478756/khabib-nurmagomedov-five-best-in-class-fighters-ufc-205-michael-johnson-lightweight

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youtube.com/watch?v=fkdPgegWOUA
twitter.com/TWooodley/status/797099397884604416
twitter.com/TWooodley/status/797100038237421568
youtube.com/watch?v=HgCrKUH6-Ik
twitter.com/UFCEspanol/status/797216451958624256
youtube.com/watch?v=ORifieiZiP4
twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/797235952951431168
youtube.com/watch?v=kt7NYT2aqKQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

i hope you die man

>coral springs

First for shook white bois

>All these pencil dicked, ugly, virgin Anglos jealous of the three most successful ethnicities at fighting

Celts, Latinos and west Africans babyy

why

lol pussy

retarded OP again, no related pic

...

what does that even mean retard

more like big_cuck

>he wants the no fights boys leaf OP

>criteria: 5 or more champs
>per capita

fucking idiot

there is an event happening, dummy

this is why you're known as spergOP, because you crave attention under the guise of being useful.

he's the kind of cringy 12 year old who only comes here for the "meme's"

oops I might to say 3rd dubs in a row and McGregor gets heemed

>unironically giving your precious (You)'s to micks on /heem/

...

Yes because Monaco is a great choice for number one spot! That makes lots of sense! Moron....

BITCH
ASS
ANGLOS

>michael johnson isn't fighting on UFC 205

this is the last (You) you're getting from me today

who you talking about, me?
I'll fucking kill you cunt.

Reminder that fighters who watch anime are better than fighters who don't watch anime.

Tyrone is a bitch, the timeline

youtube.com/watch?v=fkdPgegWOUA
twitter.com/TWooodley/status/797099397884604416
twitter.com/TWooodley/status/797100038237421568
youtube.com/watch?v=HgCrKUH6-Ik
twitter.com/UFCEspanol/status/797216451958624256

jealous of her

you're a slow twat and you know it.

>two fights removed from UFC 205
RIP hype

It's not like fucking Guyana being third makes sense either.

say that to my face cunt

>Triggered that blacks, Latinos and celts are objectively superior fighters

Whatever. That just bumps us up more.

You'd need a fucking box to stand on, son.

Reminder: An exclusive scoop of a simulated fight between Mcgoober and Woodley just for you lads.

damn, would romero beat cockhold? thats the fight to make

Might have to unleash some Celtic fury upon some poor yank sap

How is it Conor can only talk trash when there's security guards around to hold him back yet earlier today when he was face to face with Tyron he could only say "w-w-wassup"?

Fake gangsta wannabe.

It's actually eerily close to their real technique.

lol

if he wanted no part of Tyrone he could have just not squared up to him in the first place

Fuck are you on about

Tyron walked past after talking shit on Twitter staring at his feet as Conor gave him the most menacing look ever and mimicked his "wassup" nigger babble

Do you have autism? Not how it went down at all

more like
a hole to stand in
kid

lmao spergy is the best one

Did you even fucking see the look on Conor's face when Tyron stared him down back. Conor looked shook as fuck. Surely, someone has a webm of it?

>Not how it went down at all
>Doesn't even know the chronology of events
>Mcgoober can only talk trash on twitter and when there's 10 6'5" men around to stop the fight.

Yeah I did, he continued to stare mate

Woodley didn't even look in his direction when goobs was talking shit at weigh ins

see
Woodley couldn't even maintain eye contact for more then 3 seconds.

RIP Brittney's boobs, what a shame

You'll need be needing a hole to lie in lah

belal "remember the name" muhammad

This whole Conor-Tyron thing reminds me of this classic meme.

Conor being the white guy.

Woodley is a shook bitch, he talks shit then passive aggressively says "wassup Connor" the next day as McGregor stares him down and mimics him

So shook that he went on to call him a bitch multiple times

I know it surprises you cucks but we don't have the same inferiority complex when it comes to negroes. Conor is an alpha male in no way intimidated by big black Tyrone. The sooner you accept that the better.

get your own life instead of trying to live it through some scrounging faggot

>McGregor stares him down

Yes exactly, cause he's scared and wouldn't lay a finger on based T-wood.

heem is 80% black

Literal cuckold you are mate, is woodley fucking your woman on the side while you post about how great he is here? Yanks are shirtlifting gayboys

What did Tyron mean by "Go Ferguson"?

Who a real /heem/ster here and not some fake ass /epl/ bitch

chimp out

>So shook that he went on to call him a bitch multiple times

Oh how brave for him to call someone a bitch when there's security guards around but not when he's inches from the man. What a brave warrior.

What does heem mean?

Go be butthurt somewhere else Paddy

put some lighting in your room mate, that's not good for your eyes.

>you now remember people thinking Rory was good
>you now remember people thinking Hendricks was good
>you now remember people thinking Lawler was good

because Tyrone hadn't gone crying to Twitter and Helwani yet

Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Men

>call him a bitch multiple times
He said "what's up?" in the most monotone voice I've ever heard. He didn't say shit right then and there until security guard were in between them hours later.

Adan is such a pathetic bitch he actually reports posts that hurt his feelings.

The camera just makes the room look black when it focuses on the screens

dont talk shit about my boy rory

mate I called brock lesnar a bitch over the internet, it doesn't mean anything if I'm not standing infront of him

what don't you understand about that?

standing behind security guards and talking shit is cringey as fuck, stop dick riding

good job posting your IP lad

Nice wives tale there, my boy.

>Yanks think Irish people hold the same inferiority complex toward blacks that they do

Used to call the Nigerian teams in town niggers as a young gasson playing football, they'd call us Irish in reds, always a good scrap to be had with those darkies

he's the worst out of the 3

that's why he ran away to lellator

I like this oldie but goodie

>Helwani

The funny thing is that this guy is the one who stirred this whole thing up into the mess it now is.

Here are the facts:

Conor was clearly mad that Tyron filmed him yesterday getting carried away like a little kid by the security guard and Dana.

Today he sees Tyron face to face and doesn't say a single thing. Literally forced into saying "whatsup" to someone he's mad at.

Helwani stirs things up and Tyron says he just said hello.

Conor gets butthurt and starts calling Tyron a bitch on twitter

Conor gets even more butthurt and keeps calling him a bitch when there's people around to break the fight up.

tl:dr Conor is a little coward and Eddie is gonna whoop him tomorrow for 5 rounds.

Why'd Rory have to leave UFC lads?

don't you ever talk to my wives again, boy.

MAKE ME MAKE ME MAKE ME MAKE ME

*doesn't talk shit about Rory*

to lie my sleeping bag in
after I fall asleep from boredom
while fighting you

It's already been changed, stupid. How do you think I was able to post?

Irish people really are stupid. No wonder they have no economy.

THANK YOU YOU DIDN'T TALK SHIT

i love miesha

Heard Rumors Conor is walking out to this tomorrow

youtube.com/watch?v=ORifieiZiP4

it's not about any type of complex you mental midget

connor would get heemed, he's a skinny manlet

every casual I introduced to MMA has remarked on how hot she is after seeing her for the first time

is that him singing?

WHEN IT RAINS

But by Black and Tans he means khabib and tyron

TRUMP INVITED TO UFC 205

twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/797235952951431168

Do you have that Miesha webm

>getting beaten up by Struve

hahahahahahahaha how does such a thing happen?

>no economy.

I know
>American education
is just a meme but c'mon man

of course I do

I sorry but u were bragging about having Irish ancestry before lmao

conservative crowd or not, i doubt he or the secret service want to go through all that.

No way the SS would allow that

youtube.com/watch?v=kt7NYT2aqKQ

what did joe mean by this?

>That flag

Giggling

m8, Tyrone is a manlet too, just an overblown one

are you one of those goofs who thought McG was going to be too outsized at LW too?

You missed the part where Woodley says he would go nuts if someone called him a bitch and nobody could stop him.

getting eye poked 15 seconds earlier does tht