57 years old

>57 years old
>never been married
>no children

What the fuck is his problem?

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Voluntary celibate

Morrissey's gay, senpai.

>What the fuck is his problem?
So you haven't listened to the Smiths?
He's autistic. Head shoved firmly up his own ass.

>you have to marry and have kids in order to be a functioning member of society

so girls who listen to them are also autistic
suspected this but was never aware of this
thanks for the heads up

>everybody must be married with children
What are you? The 1920's?

how's that a bad thing?
Literally marriage and kids is really just a waste of money unless you're truly in love or something

yeah he's definitely autistic

fuck i wish this wasn't a norm people believed in

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1. Girlfriend in A Korma
2. First of the Gang to Dine
3. Pretty Girls Make Gravy
4. November Spawned A Mozzarella Meat Feast
5. The World Is Full of Crashing Baltis
6. The Yoghurt Was The Most Loved
7. You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby Back Ribs
8. Miserable Lychees
9. There's A Pizza In Hell For Me And My Friends
10. Death of a Discos Multipack

Stale RYM joke

Stewart Lee?

Morrissey's never had no one ever because he wants the one he can't have.

He's had a couple of boyfriends, according to his autobiography. He claims to have been asexual since the late '90s.

He's just not flexible enough for autofellatio

1997 Morrissey is the most handsome Morrissey. Try to prove me wrong.

>Try to prove me wrong.
He started balding.

why? so you can stop feeling like a failure? it's an expectation for a reason. stop failing

He's GAY

like super super GAY

he just didn't publicly come out with it because it wasn't totally acceptable back in the 80s

Just look at the self titled Smiths album cover. Plus he's lowkey antisocial.

He's the end of the line
The end of the family line

>I live a shitty culture and yet I follow it

Plus he idolises Jobriath, who basically committed career suicide by openly coming out (Seriously, quotes like "Bowie and Bolan may dress like women, but I'm a real rock 'n' roll faggot" wasn't going to advance your career in 1974), which undoubtedly would've always been lingering in his head.

>think im straight
>then think im bi
>finally think im gay
>realize i just identify as morrissey

I think he's pansexual but just appreciates the male form.

>unironically using the word "pansexual"

go back to tumblr

he's gay and dying of AIDS

families are literally for losers. if you're afraid of dying alone, get married. if you fucked up your own life, have a kid.

but when you're successful, and have women throw themselves at you constantly, you don't have to worry about either.

Subways, Here We Come:
1. The Boy With the Corn on the Side
2. Everyday I Like Sunday Roast
3. Celery Plates
4. Frankly, Mr. Lamb Shankly
5. Barbeque Begins at Home
6. That Yolk Isn't Runny Any More
7. What Difference Does it Bake?
8. William, It Was Really Muffins
9. I Started a Meal I Couldn't Finish
10. Hand in Oven Glove

Autism
Not even mememing. He had a lot of autistic characteristics

gay is a fetish
gay is a meme
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he got a
House
In
Virginia

what i meant to say is dont fall for it, user
there are really cute girls out there, yknow

he is incel

Good goyim, don't reproduce. Muhammad al-Jihad and this three wives will make sure that your country remains populated.

fuckin this
you can argument anything else but this is something that is happening and that is relevant

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he's a narcissist

I don't think his antisocialness is lowkey

wtf does pansexual mean?

it's the same as bisexual, but without the implication that there are only 2 genders

Learn morphemes. Pan- means "all", so I think you can figure out the rest.

That's the same thing as bisexual then

Yeah, but I think it implies they'll also shag transgenders or hermaphrodites or something. I still think it's a stupid term.

Morrissey would probably shag a trans or intersex or nonbinary whatever if he really connected with that person.

All of this.

Narcissistic demisexual homoromantic autist with extremely high standards who's a voluntary celibate.

All he wants is a clone of his young self to cuddle him and watch old movies with him and have butt-sex like once every 5 years.

I rate this a 7.

also but like he doesn't need a wife/kids
his figurative immortality is secured via his music career, which required such a degree of narcissistic demisexual homoromantic autism

No, he's dying because God hates him, or maybe Jews convinced him he liked cock.

I'MMMMM THROWING MY ARMS AROUNNNDD

AROUND PENIS BECAUSSEE

ok cool, I like muslims

anyone else think he's been on full life nofap? he has that same look in his eyes as brian wilson/panda bear and i know that one of them has came out and said they've never even tried it