CAPS@HAWKS GAMETHREAD

Yup, it's a konroyd game.


Just kidding.

Good evening lads. Happy Friday

Almost reflexively reached for another beer but thank fuck its a foley edzo game.

That's not funny. That's not funny at all.

kek....did the general just palm Kane a $20 or something?

You cunt. I was about to throw something out the window for that.

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Probably gave them both challenge coins

Trying ruin my mood with that shit

>Made a blueberry cobbler
>Wife was surprised
>She's going to blow me during the game
>Can't get it up because konroyd

So what're ya'll drinking this fine evening?

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Still working on my streak of not drinking during Hawks games.

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Where were you when you found out Bickell was kill?

I was home
I said 'no'

>poor bastard has MS

some of that good ol' watermelon

shitty news but I wonder how long he had known and not let on.

Did you see the cricket score

ill be fucked m8

That explains a lot then and now I kind of feel bad for all the jokes dating back to 2015. Fuck

South Africa powered up from the election results.

FUCK

SHORTY!

You would think if he knew the team doctors would know

CAMPBELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well that was quick

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SOUP

what the fuck

SOUPYYYY
fucking hell

Equalized

Well that works. Fuck it I'll take it

Fuck yeah SCARRRRRRR

Campbell was a good signing
>he was on 7+million last year

>the harpie has been mentioned more than once in a broadcast

She hasn't been given her sacrifice of a young boy lately

fuuuuuck tootoo

They would have called it off on interference

Out of all the rookies, who is the most promising?

Forsling for me

ALso what the fuck happened to Gustaffson?

>Q's daughters

Been waiting to use that one

DOUBLE FUCK

shit

>that interference

>tfw some Indian fuck got your email address off the linked in leak and has been spoofing you in the from field
I'm getting real tired of getting bouncebacks from emails I never sent

What is it with fucking no names getting multiple goals against the Hawks? Fucking hell

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It's usually literal who goalies that become all world against the hawks

>you now remember that caps have ovi, backstrom, oshie, johanson and kuznetsov,

>beagle scores twice

this celebration ale is quite interesting

>drinking macro micro brews

poseur

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

half the time I'm drinking fucking Guinness. I just buy whatever looks like it might be tasty.

I live next door to a growler that gets some fucking bizarre beers in. It feels good that I can taste beer for peanuts without buying a lot of it.

>blackhawks threads slowly becoming white sox tier gamethreads

Friday night threads are always dead

h-haha yeah we're all out at clubs

Pretty much this. Just glad Crawfords glove isn't here to shit up the place

don't utter his name

you asshole

DELETE THIS

I'm afraid it may be too late

Good god man, your trips have damned us all.

Dear lord

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dear god

>soft serve play by play

>soft serve commentary

yes

>eddie makes us all drink a case

This is why i watch the hawks.

SOFT SERVE

HAPPY HUMANS

Hey fellas, sorry I haven't been in many threads lately, work and life got in the way

I fucking warned you all

We were hoping you got caught up in a riot

I don't work in coontown lol


>2nd most points in the NHL

HOW TF did that happen?

>a canadian team is on top of the NHL
this cannot stand

How are they still talking about ice cream?

Okay can we fuck off with playing God Bless America at every fucking sporting event already?

Eddie is trying to kill us

>Crawford is kill

Crow's got the shits

>darling in

WAT

MORE
SOFT
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V
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God damn it Tumbles!

HOLY SHIT DARLING

>tj yoshi

He left cause you showed up
thanks dick

Man I fucking love Darling I hope he isn't absorbed by the vegas team.

>tumbles

Darling is in

>they know about the drinking game

Crow's done pooping

i am so conufse right now

>now tumbles is back

the fuck is going on here

Ahem

Crawford confirmed Mexican for lunch?

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fuckan gold

real nice powerplay gents

Kek

How many Italian Beefs could Darling eat after a night of heavy drinking?

probably 5 or 6 as long as they come dipped AND with an extra cup of juice

I'd say 3 before the weight of the juices trapped in his beard made it impossible for him to close his mouth.

This all depends on the size of the beef and possibly if it's dipped or not.