Enter your living room

>enter your living room
>see this
What do you do?

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Give her some eggs

Wonder why these threads don't die already

Ask her how a black woman can have zero ass.

Wonder how the fuck my ex got into my flat

Lynch

tell her that she isn't sitting in the chair correctly

always wanted to try a black girl.

the macarena

MOON MAN, WHERE ARE YOU?

1. Check to see if she's OK.

2. If so, give her a slow back rub. Take it from there.

Vanilla pole in chocolate hole.

Wonder what happened to my nice hardwood floors and leather furniture

Sell that shit to a pimp before the drugs wear off

turn 365 degrees and walk away

call the police
a nigger just broke into my home

leave because im clearly in the wrong living room. Yellow carpet is disgusting

Kick that nigger out of my house

make a biracial baby

Go buy upholstery cleaner.

fix the mis-aligned seam in the carpet. it destroys the pattern and throws the whole room off.

Kek

That's all i can see now.
And it isn't even just a little bit off, It's a fucking country mile away. It's like they didn't even try.

i'm going to be sick.

Unlike the rest of the faggots in this thread
I'd drop my weighted pants while sqeezing my penis pump for a fast erection, then I'd take out the dildo I had with me to tease her for a while. The next logical step would be to massage her back to calm her down and then fuck her senseless

>>the dildo I had with me
You mean up your arse, you raging faggot.

Bite/ kiss feet

Here, nigger.

Throw it out. It's clearly gone bad and started rotting.

ram that sweet BLACK ASS, NIGGA!!!!!

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kek

Take a picture and make a post about it on Sup Forums cos i am to much of a faggot to fuck her

Moonman Moonman, is that a scrotum I see,
or is this board straight as used to be?

A reality check

Walk the dinosaur?

Get your blu waffle off my antique chair,
you vicious blackamoor!

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU FUCKING NIGGER

Wonder when I got such nice curtains

Call 911 im being robbed good thing the thing hasnt taken anything yet

I would enter the coon, then slit her throat just as I'm about to cum. Feels good man.

"dear God, you leave the house few minutes and niggers come in"
I'd call the police.

perfect ass... none of that fat mess...

>then slit her throat
When serial killing and raping young boys in the butt isn't enough. Such a patently white thing to say.

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I'd give her the D

underrated post

i'd get in and pound away!

Replace my gross ass 70s carpeting and furniture

I'd shove her head up her ass and fuck her face...

The Dick Buttkiss.

Also, dubs

COLONIZE

give my cum inside her pussy, pregnating her

Shoot the nigger.

smell that cunt

haha kill yourself

Call animal control

Have a heart attack that a female has not only acknowledgedged my existence but has also presented herself to me sexually. Even if I survived the shock I would turn into a neckbeaRd who believes the world is the matrix because this shit would never happen in the real world unless the girls a hooker you paid for services.

Pump her rectum full of semen then kille her because I don't want anyone to find out I fucked a nigger.

Call pestcontroll

Send her back to the field where she belongs

Turn 360 degrees and lick.

Impregnate

Kick that muh poosie for a field goal.

Probably assume my roommate has a girl over for once. Congratulate him on getting pussy for the first time in years but ask him to keep it in the bedroom. Then probably play Diablo III because I'm a faggot and have no interested cock socks.

ayyo thats a clit

Wow my living room is ugly.

Call ASPCA

Nice smooth pussy and skin.
Not obese like typical american negroes.
Long hair and face is recognizable as human.
I would go full colonialism on her and spurt some white master seed into her.

Wonder who took a Shit on my chair

explain?

nono, women have eggs, men have sperm. I hope I didnt insult your transgender feelings

Try to figure out who left part of my antique farm equipment collection in the living room.

No he just thinks she needs eggs for a cake

i get my whip, who let this uppity nigger out of my cotton fields??

Call animal control to take the ape back where it belongs

make her eat all of them

Well i got this every day for 4 month,did a lot of vids, dont try , i changed insta Name ^^ , i really enjoyd the shinny black pussy look, licked the pink inside ;3 sniffed, fapped,fucked , she is from togo :D skinny blacks are sexy asf

U mean ur Thumb

Call the police so she can be returned to her rightful owner

either the nigger or the carpet has to go.

fuck off nigger, we arent impressed
we're gonna figure out who taught you how to write and lynch you both

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In this 4 months i really enjoyed to be white =D

Just... nah.

Bitch knew who is ruler =D

remind myself to stop putting these things off until morning, and grab the hacksaw and lye

wonder why i'm living in a hotel

*unzips*
Wash these, Tituba!!

kick that black "thing" out of my house!..

absolutely disgusting, black pussy! only pure pink from full plate white skin do it for me!

white supremacy!

1/5

2/5

3/5

I would help her finish moving the chair, then I would invite her to stay and relax.

Fuck her in her poop hole. Skinny, sexy and black, sign me up.

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4/5

I'd Cum in that bitch

It's probably my friends pranking me again, leaving a naked nigger in my house trying to give me the AIDS. They're always trying to give me the AIDS.

5/5

enjoy the pure white supremacy!

Call the police!!!

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I call animal control