>enter your living room
>see this
What do you do?
Enter your living room
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Give her some eggs
Wonder why these threads don't die already
Ask her how a black woman can have zero ass.
Wonder how the fuck my ex got into my flat
Lynch
tell her that she isn't sitting in the chair correctly
always wanted to try a black girl.
the macarena
MOON MAN, WHERE ARE YOU?
1. Check to see if she's OK.
2. If so, give her a slow back rub. Take it from there.
Vanilla pole in chocolate hole.
Wonder what happened to my nice hardwood floors and leather furniture
Sell that shit to a pimp before the drugs wear off
turn 365 degrees and walk away
call the police
a nigger just broke into my home
leave because im clearly in the wrong living room. Yellow carpet is disgusting
Kick that nigger out of my house
make a biracial baby
Go buy upholstery cleaner.
fix the mis-aligned seam in the carpet. it destroys the pattern and throws the whole room off.
Kek
That's all i can see now.
And it isn't even just a little bit off, It's a fucking country mile away. It's like they didn't even try.
i'm going to be sick.
Unlike the rest of the faggots in this thread
I'd drop my weighted pants while sqeezing my penis pump for a fast erection, then I'd take out the dildo I had with me to tease her for a while. The next logical step would be to massage her back to calm her down and then fuck her senseless
>>the dildo I had with me
You mean up your arse, you raging faggot.
Bite/ kiss feet
Here, nigger.
Throw it out. It's clearly gone bad and started rotting.
ram that sweet BLACK ASS, NIGGA!!!!!
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kek
Take a picture and make a post about it on Sup Forums cos i am to much of a faggot to fuck her
Moonman Moonman, is that a scrotum I see,
or is this board straight as used to be?
A reality check
Walk the dinosaur?
Get your blu waffle off my antique chair,
you vicious blackamoor!
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU FUCKING NIGGER
Wonder when I got such nice curtains
Call 911 im being robbed good thing the thing hasnt taken anything yet
I would enter the coon, then slit her throat just as I'm about to cum. Feels good man.
"dear God, you leave the house few minutes and niggers come in"
I'd call the police.
perfect ass... none of that fat mess...
>then slit her throat
When serial killing and raping young boys in the butt isn't enough. Such a patently white thing to say.
>Girls from Russia. Plenty of Galleries:
I'd give her the D
underrated post
i'd get in and pound away!
Replace my gross ass 70s carpeting and furniture
I'd shove her head up her ass and fuck her face...
The Dick Buttkiss.
Also, dubs
COLONIZE
give my cum inside her pussy, pregnating her
Shoot the nigger.
smell that cunt
haha kill yourself
Call animal control
Have a heart attack that a female has not only acknowledgedged my existence but has also presented herself to me sexually. Even if I survived the shock I would turn into a neckbeaRd who believes the world is the matrix because this shit would never happen in the real world unless the girls a hooker you paid for services.
Pump her rectum full of semen then kille her because I don't want anyone to find out I fucked a nigger.
Call pestcontroll
Send her back to the field where she belongs
Turn 360 degrees and lick.
Impregnate
Kick that muh poosie for a field goal.
Probably assume my roommate has a girl over for once. Congratulate him on getting pussy for the first time in years but ask him to keep it in the bedroom. Then probably play Diablo III because I'm a faggot and have no interested cock socks.
ayyo thats a clit
Wow my living room is ugly.
Call ASPCA
Nice smooth pussy and skin.
Not obese like typical american negroes.
Long hair and face is recognizable as human.
I would go full colonialism on her and spurt some white master seed into her.
Wonder who took a Shit on my chair
explain?
nono, women have eggs, men have sperm. I hope I didnt insult your transgender feelings
Try to figure out who left part of my antique farm equipment collection in the living room.
No he just thinks she needs eggs for a cake
i get my whip, who let this uppity nigger out of my cotton fields??
Call animal control to take the ape back where it belongs
make her eat all of them
Well i got this every day for 4 month,did a lot of vids, dont try , i changed insta Name ^^ , i really enjoyd the shinny black pussy look, licked the pink inside ;3 sniffed, fapped,fucked , she is from togo :D skinny blacks are sexy asf
U mean ur Thumb
Call the police so she can be returned to her rightful owner
either the nigger or the carpet has to go.
fuck off nigger, we arent impressed
we're gonna figure out who taught you how to write and lynch you both
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In this 4 months i really enjoyed to be white =D
Just... nah.
Bitch knew who is ruler =D
remind myself to stop putting these things off until morning, and grab the hacksaw and lye
wonder why i'm living in a hotel
*unzips*
Wash these, Tituba!!
kick that black "thing" out of my house!..
absolutely disgusting, black pussy! only pure pink from full plate white skin do it for me!
white supremacy!
1/5
2/5
3/5
I would help her finish moving the chair, then I would invite her to stay and relax.
Fuck her in her poop hole. Skinny, sexy and black, sign me up.
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4/5
I'd Cum in that bitch
It's probably my friends pranking me again, leaving a naked nigger in my house trying to give me the AIDS. They're always trying to give me the AIDS.
5/5
enjoy the pure white supremacy!
Call the police!!!
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I call animal control