W-welcome to Therapy Tea with Alice3D!

W-welcome to Therapy Tea with Alice3D!

If you n-need a hand, a hug, or a p-piece of advice, or even just s-someone to tell you it'll b-be alright, come here!

Don't suffer in silence if you don't have to, Anonymous.

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Hello Alice :)

Fuck you, you did ICP

Up you go. See ya!

OK OK I'M HERE, WHAT NOW?

Is this the trap I keep hearing about?

H-hello

show me your pebus its cery confrorting when i see girl penises and specificallt wjen they show them for me

I'm n-not a trap dear.

give me the soooooooocc

I would love some tea please

Give me tea then, what flavor do we have today?

Here's a bump for you~

How are you doing tonight, Alice?

Great. A friggin gay Sissy tea party over here.

Miss Alice, please tell me everything is going to be ok. It has been a particularly rough time and I could really use some encouragement

Whatever, dear.
Sweet background apron at least.

Hey alice :D you have a good day today?

Cute dress, Alice.

H-here let me pour it f-for you

God Alice really is a trap
Thought you were joking /b
Kinda sad

Hi Alice!

T-thank you

piss into a cup and drink it

I w-worked, it was alright

Thanks Alice! You're the best

hey alice i joined your chat before, but now every time i try to join it says invalid username, what can i do to fix it?

i need you to be a girl so bad alice. i love the way you dress and you are so feminine and sweet it drives me crazy... but then i wonder if you're a dude and it completely wrecks my fantasy. if i found out i actually had a crush on a man i would probably kill myself.

Topkek

show your vagina then

Thank you so much Miss Alice, I can go to bed with a smile now :)

What the fuck is up with that pour? Learn to pour before serving tea.

How is it good for your heart? I'm genuinely curious. The doctors told me I have stage 2 hypertension from years of crippling work related stress
>oh god someone kill me please

This is a nice thread, and I don't even like tea.

you should really kill yourself anyway because you're not a man either

A-ah? Send me an email w-with your desired user/pass: [email protected]

N-not before y-you buy me a drink and an 1/8th boyo!

Sleep w-well

alice i'm having a very rough time please help

That's good. Gotta make money. What is your favorite food to pair with tea?

I have honestly been feeling really down recently, nothing is making me feel happy and I just honestly feel empty. any advice on how to feel better?

Tell me about the paper mask, why do you wear it?

Are y-you on statins? Or beta blockers?

H-how can I help you

pour tea in your anus then shit it into a cup and drink it

Eat some food Alice , you may break in half !

You'll get your drink and 1/8th, where to?

Hey Alice, I saw this in one of your other threads and I just wanted to make sure you were okay (I had a ban at the time). I don't know if it was one of the troll fake Alices form that thread or not but if it was, just remember that you're perfect just the way you are, you don't need to be a Mrs. Skeletal. And remember, Alice, just as you're here for us, we're here for you too :)

*smooches your ear*

Cookies

Shut up, Mokuba.

D-don't worry, I'm up to a much healthier...90 pounds.

welcome to Sup Forums

This must be one of those faggots I keep hearing about...

head drugs and therapy have been doing nothing for me, just trying to think of something else really..

please tell me that everything's going to get better

does anyone else think the fake stammering is really retarded

Alice I love you (in a platonic non-creepy way I promise)

Where do you live? I would buy you 5 drinks if it would get me into your wet holes. And a nice dinner, if you turn out to be female.

Are you a mom?

Only retarded thing here is you

What kind of man are you into Alice ?
Do you think it's a problem if your man Is 180 cm high
Do you prefer taller man?

Alice who is the best girl of Sup Forums in your opinion?

Without including you?

>H-how can I help you

What do you think you're doing?! You can't just ruin my cool exit like that!

I did a bunch of blow last night and ordered a hooker but she ended up cancelling on me. will anybody ever love me

do you ever feel lonely alice?

yeh healthy if youre a midget
EAT THE FOOD ALICE EAT THE FOOD !!

it wont because you're coming here for blind support like a pathetic fag

Tell me it will be alright alice

Fuck off Carl just fuck off

Beta blocker and an ACE inhibiter. But they're going to put me on statins next due to my high ldl

Alice it is me again don't know if you remember me by the picture but its been two months since my girlfriend broke up with me. I started reading books to better myself, going to the gym and getting my new years resolution accomplish. I still miss her but I won't let it distract me from my goals or slow me down. Anyways my birthday is in 2 months and I will be 29 year old. I feel like my time is running out to be in a relationship feeling I will be less desired the older I get even though I look really young is this a normal feeling.

W-what do you mean by "head drugs"? W-which medications are you on? W-what form of therapy are y-you in?

I need all you can give me, Anonymous

Don't leave then *hugs you from the back*

alice likes his men faggy and pathetic, look at the posts he responds to.

alright Alice I'm glad you're ok, just want to make sure you're healthy
I was just concerned ok

hey Alice

*smiles warmly* S-sure, who doesn't?

S-so healthy...

It'll be okay my love

coke is awesome with and without hookers
you will soon meet a girl that will fall in love with you
yours truly 3dRalf

I lost my company, my job, and my family a year ago and have been unemployed and alone since. My health is failing and every day is physical, emotional, and mental agony. I can now barely get out of bed in the morning and I crave the sweet release of death. The only thing that keeps me going is my cat.

Threads like this are the cruelest things you can do to a Sup Forumstard. It simulates having someone give a shit about you, when in reality most people would neither desire nor even tolerate your presence. All the while, op gets to soak up attention from all of you lonely cunts. What garbage. You're being used and you don't even know it.

are you rping as a pirate or just retarded

What if I offered you drinks no strings attached?

*whew* Oh d-dear, that's bad! Have y-you been changing your diet and exercising more?

Oh s-shush, don't be so hard on yourself! 29 isn't t-the end of the world you dummy!

It's m-my honor dear

check'd

nobody loves frogposters

No, it's adorable

How do I talk to cute girl I'm obsessing over?

You know nothing of Diogenes. Delet ths

Don't worry about the medications and also I was in therapy because I tried to commit suicide before... Alice, what do you to to make yourself happy?

is it Alice? ;^) ;^) ;^)

stupid frog poster

Well I've been drinking almost 20 or more drinks the last 5 days and I'm afraid to stop

D-do you have a picture of your cute kitty?

>They are all attention whores dear, don't waste your time. Cracky w-was my favorite though.

Damn shame what happened to dear ol' Cracky though. :(

I sometimes imagine she pulled through just in time to avoid some gruesome fate like multiple organ failure. But I doubt it.

Why do smiley faces with noses make me so irrationally angry? I don't know what it is but I fucking hate it.

W-what's it to you?

>tfw i have only been in two alice threads

srsly i need to kidnap you
tie you to a chair
make you watch cooking shows ,
while i stuff you with chicken and cake

W-why are you afraid to stop?

S-she is still alive, d-don't worry

What about tea then? or dinner? or anything else really

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:->)