The last thing you ATE is now the only thing you can eat. How FUCKED are you?

The last thing you ATE is now the only thing you can eat. How FUCKED are you?

reuben and a half sour pickle.

i'd be fat and dead in no time, happy tho.

Freddo frog

Hmm, I'd like that but I'd be diabetic and malnourished.

Chunk peanut butter. Completely okay with that but creamy is better.

I'd be living off vegetable juice. Would be damn in shape with just that in my diet.

off brand reeses puffs cereal... could be worse i guess

my own cum

im dead

Crispbread with slices of ham, tomato, cucumber and cheese on.
Nutrition wise I could be more fucked.

Rotisserie chicken, white wine, and Guda. Not sure if fucked or dead soon.

>BBQ pork chops, broccoli and cauliflower in a cheese sauce, and cheesy garlic bread.

no complaints here. If were are going the very last thing, cheesy garlic bread, which I'm still not complaining about.

Hawaiian Pizza.. I'm okay with this.

>Having to eat pineapple on your pizza for the rest of your life

Might as well just kill yourself now.

Pepperoni pizza, It would probably kill me in like 5 years but how worth .

>caring what other people put on pizza

yeah, the world needs more of you.

Sushi

If I don't get some booty with it eventually I'd be pissed

You must be fun at parties...

Weed chocolate. I'm not okay with this.

I just ate a t-bone steak motherfuckers

Spinach.

Pulled pork sandwich with salad and baked beans

a nice, tasty, fulfilling doner, I can live with that.

>The last thing you ATE is now the only thing you can eat.
Your mom's pussy.

>How FUCKED are you?
Very fucked, because eating your mom was what I did soon before I squirted you into your mom.

Hi son, it's me, dad.

Pad Thai with chicken and shrimp. I'm pretty happy

Shrimp Poboy with french fries. I'm ok with that.

Ramen, amazing

Buffalo wings with chicken fettuccine and supreme pizza. Easy 500 pounds in a week, but best goddamn week of my life.

Pork chop, broccoli, rice, bread, beer, and water. I'm good.

what is that even, also chicken caesar salad

lol fag watching your weight? Kill yourself

Are you retarded? Fat fuck lol.

Yes!

Cheese pizza

what's that?

A bowl of faggot semen

NICE.

Does the pepperoni pizza i'm about to eat count? It's basically my first meal of the day and it's 9:52 pm

im lolling hard

How long does it take for a faggot's semen to turn into that?
I've been gay for years now and it's still normal cum
tasty, but still.

Halal Guys, combo over salad. I guess that is somewhat acceptable.

Tuna Fish.
White wrap
Spring Mix
Shredded Sharp Cheddar
Franks Hot Sauce
Crushed Salt and Vinegar Crisps

have you tried collecting all of your local faggots and combining their cum to make this?

unfunny

Soft pretzels...

Bacon and egg mcmuffin with 2 hashbrowns and a large oj. I can live with this

...

Grilled cheese and tomato soup.
Life is solid

Your mom.

Mcdonalds ice crem

Before that a chicken burrito. I guess I'll survive

TUNA N CHEZ?

YA WOT M8

NIGGER THAT LOOKS TASTALICIOUS

Homemade chicken pot pie that my wife made. She even made the crust from scratch. Shit was cash

Meat-filled Stromboli

Not a problem with that at all.
I will die happy.

no, YOU'RE MOM

Just had the nastiest protein shake. I am completely and utterly fucked god help me

What are those brit sausages called

Fucking krystals with cheese and chili fries

Thats cool I get to eat tuskan chicken, with noodle and fried okra on side along with biscut

Monterrey Melt from Whataburger I'm set for life nigga

...

filet mignon

I'm set for life.

Bangers m8

Bramley apple n pork

flaming hot cheetos™
>MY ASSHOLE

Fuck yeah smores poptarts

Damn i want that

All I'm getting is cherry Hi-Chews and Cherry Doctor Pepper, so I'm royally fucked but I'll have one tasty descent into diabetus

how fucked am i

>pork chops
Pretty good I guess

i've got stomach fat but i'm not obese i think idk my bmi shit atm and i don't care about my weight that much i mean if somethings healthy and i think it tastes good i should eat it right?

pretzel sticks. FUCK

Rainbow trout, roasted broccoli and carrots, and fresh linguine with garlic. I will probably be ok.

I feel like I've been in this exact thread before

2 filet o' fishes, a double cheeseburger, and a large fry.

Fuck.

well... (not her, but almost)

hmm... grilled chicken breast and poached eggs? with hot sauce? I guess i'm gonna have a lot of protein for the rest of my life.

Classic meatball hoagie from Wawa

Pretty fucked, those arteries are gonna be begging for mercy by the end of the month

>baked chicken thighs, taters, and fried carrots and yam
even if i can't change the spices i'm set

Oreo cookies.
>shit

actually I probably counldnt ask for anything better. Omelette with hashbrowns, with plenty of cheese, onions, peppers, celery, fried with butter. Pretty balanced meal, would be interesting to see how long i last.