>tfw you're a grown man and your dad is still stronger and more athletic than you
He won't stop going to the gym. You're 60 you shouldn't bench 315!!!
Anyone know this feel? It's hard to deal with. He loves embarrassing me in feats of strength and athleticism
>be anons dad
>work my ass off my whole life
>age is just a number
>pride myself on my physical and mental ability.
>don't ever want to slow down
>have fat autistic son who watches anime and eats cookies all day
I wish my dad did sports senpai
>tfw dad is taller than you
You're dad sounds badass. I'm sorry you're such a disappointment. Can I take him out for a beer?
DELET THIS! !!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! !
same here, but dont care....im taller
>generational manlet
>tfw tall dad and short mom
Evened me out to just 6 foot
My dad is 6' 5 though
>foot difference between Dad and Mom
>I'm 1 inch shorter
old man strength is a thing user
>tfw your dad is 5'4 and you're 6'1
Feels good man. Must have gotten it from my beastly grandma who was 6'0.
>tfw measured cocks with dad and mine came out bigger
>tfw dad is bigger than me while flaccid
>tfw /fit/ as fuark gym almost every day
>dad acts like I'm out of shape and lazy because I don't run
Fuck you dad I don't need to be able to run fifteen fucking miles a day.
Tfw you gave up on sports in high school disappointing your dad, but you grow up to be an upstanding, successful man and become a shop steward in the same union just like he did and make him proud before cancer takes him away forever
>tfw both my dads are more manly than me
>see my dads dick on accident when I walk in on him peeing as a little kid
>at least 5 inches flaccid
>my dick 2 inch flaccid, 6 inch hard and pencil thin
>self esteem issues my entire life
>tfw my dad's son is bigger than me
>tfw never met my dad
Good post
how is it even possible that your dad is taller than you? i never met someone shorter than their dad. did you drink 3 liters of red bull a day as a kid?
>tfw your more intelligent then your dad
parents and brother are 5'7 and sticks
i'm 6'1 and built
rekt
did your dad fuck your girl?
I'm gay.
My dad is not pleased with this fact. Completely homophobic.
Half the time his homophobia doesn't even make sense.
>Fishing show on TV in the living room
>Watching it with mom and dad
>Mom: "I don't have the patience for that kind of stuff"
>Me:"It doesn't feel like too long when you're out there"
>Dad:"Time flies when you're a faggot."
>Go to my room
It's getting ridiculous. He goes out of his way to respond to everything I do by calling me a fag.
What do I do?
Stop being such a poofter
Unintelligible post
>Time flies when you're a faggot
Hahah godamn user, I woke up my son and wife laughing
>"Time flies when you're a faggot"
Based anons dad going hard in the bantz
make fun of him, if he doesn't respect you for being a faggot at least he'll respect you for fighting back
there's always a weak spot, find it and attack it
lol you got owned faggot
>Time flies when you're a faggot
kek great banter
its just banter
kek your dad is based
stop falling for old pasta
Satan confirms
Stop being a faggot
[spoiler]it's a pasta, newfriends[/spoiler]
Is this /bundes/?
We all know this feel
Your dad might just be a shower and grow to a little over 6 himself.
>Dad:"Time flies when you're a faggot."
mein sides
This is pasta
holy shit does he destroy you right in the living room like that all the time
I doubt this is real, but good post
Your dad sounds like "that guy" at the gym.
Lift less than him
>"I'm just stronger than you, I've worked hard for this"
Lift more than him
>"Let me take a look at that form, I dont think you are doing it right"
I shit you not, there is a group of 1-2 mid 50s dudes at my gym who are like this. As soon as they see you doing more weight than them, they try to offer every bit of advice they can. Dudes need to lay off the testosterone supplements
I love this pasta
Or better yet
>Oh I see you're benching 315? Back in my day I could do 405 for reps, before I had my injury of course.
>"Did your injury involve a hurt butt?"
>Tfw I've never been able to win against my dad in tug and suck
I remember this
Consider yourself fortunate that your dad is alive and healthy. That won't always be the case.
...
>time flies when you're a faggot
Sup Forums - Oedipus Complexes
>dad actually pretty good at tennis
>I'm shit
Our matches are pretty close most of the time.
Based dad
Move to Hawaii, and you'll never have to be annoyed with this problem again.
>tfw your little brother at 15 is taller and broader than you
Fuck cancer
>tfw my sister is taller than me
>Brother is 18
>I am 26
>Brother started going to the gym
>Is already making muscular gains
>Has started taking protein powder, lifting at home, taking good nutrition etc
>He is already making more money as me, he got a job as a mechanic I am a team leader at a supermarket which took my 7 years
>Parents really proud of him
>Mum keeps telling him he is sexy and has a nice body
>Dad jokingly invites him to a threesome with them
>For my birthday last week one of my presents was an extra lock for the bathroom door so 'your man of a brother doesn't accidentally rip the door open and get exposed to your flabby pale body'
>dad and brother always talk about cars and his mechanic job
>try to interject with some interesting facts about retail
>they always ignore me
>mum calls me 'her little supermarket discount' because I can get her money off food
>calls my brother 'her pride and joy'
Fuck this shit. He is probably on steroids and I will sabotage any time he tries to have sex here.
>>Mum keeps telling him he is sexy and has a nice body
>>Dad jokingly invites him to a threesome with them
>tfw your dad is more successful with women than you
I've seen girls younger than me hitting on him
>white """"""""""people""""""""""
>time flies when you're a faggot
lmao kys
>Dad jokingly invites him to a threesome with them
>tfw you lose an arm-wrestle against your wife's 14 year-old son
huh
me too
Your dad sounds like a tryhard faggot desu
>tfw when you recognize this pasta
>tfw when most people don't
>tfw when you've been here for too long
>Dad jokingly invites him to a threesome with them
>Not being able to do the one thing humans are good at
>dad is 6'0 tall
>I am 6'2 tall and only son
feelsgoodman
My dad was white, my mother Filipino, I'm strong as f , 14 stone, do chest machine, 133kg, my dad was good at cross country running.
>Dad was charismatic as fuck and could get any woman he wanted.
>My two older brothers are Chad type.
>I'm average & manlet
It's like I'm the black sheep of the family.
That pasta isn't even that old
who else /reallyflexible/ here
sometimes I wish I were born a woman, that shit would be much more useful then
>tfw taller than dad
>he's 5'7"
>I'm 5'9"
Gd genetics man
>tfw parents are divorced
>tfw dad bangs girls your age
>tfw virgin
>dad is a manlet
>brother is a manlet
>tfw 6'2"
>be fairly average in height and weight
>brother is skinny and 5'2
>could always start fights with me and parents would blame me for them
>user, why would he try to fight someone twice his size?
Why is Sup Forums so insecure about height?
I'm like 187cm but I don't give a fuck either way.
>measuring height in cm
Holy shit I can't stop laughing.
Yes, bend over for your imperial overlords, Muhammad.
you should worry man
is it also possible you are black and your dad/brother isnt?
>tfw you hit your upper twenties and are now a fraction of the athlete you used to be
>For my birthday last week one of my presents was an extra lock for the bathroom door so 'your man of a brother doesn't accidentally rip the door open and get exposed to your flabby pale body'
Absolute bantz
You can be gay and not a faggot. Stop being a faggot.
>Japan
>marrying
>children
Can't believe people haven't seen this before, Kek
>laughing at recycled jokes
newcunts pls
first of all, that's not someting to be ashamed of, unless you are a LITERAL fagot
secnodly, get yor faggot ass to a i dont know
dad is taller than me, I'm taller than every single person in my mom's side of the family, I'm 5'8
fucking megamanlet genes on my mom's side, also big baldness genes from her side also
I don't know why this is so funny