Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: I don't care, sue me
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP out of the thread. Take it elsewhere if it gets lewd.
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss fun and light topics like politics and abortion
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun and throw all dogfuckers from helicopters
Other urls found in this thread:
waifuforum.boards.net
a.pomf.cat
youtube.com
twitter.com
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
waifuforum.boards.net
a.pomf.cat
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe user you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
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Goodnight, cute
I think I just blew half a grand on dinner.
I bet the filthy Mexican can't even drink milk
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Where the fuck is Kyoko? He used to be the baker. Did he finally off himself in a fit of autistic despair over an early bake? What about Galil and Penny?
>best medic claimed
OP's Note:
Hey guys,
I've noticed that ERP/RP/lewdity in the thread has become an issue with a lot of the guys and and have thus decided to change the rules in my threads from here on out. If you want to get freaky with another user, please take it to Discord or another private setting. This goes for myself as well (sorry).
>Misaki
You're about to feel a blow from my hand, you little shit.
I find glee in saying that a customers request is impossible. And some of our servers are just as bad.
>so is the vegan salad vegan if you just take out the cheese?
>theres no cheese in the vegan salad
>menu states its a vegan salad
>no cheese on the important ingredients list
Ive had a field day with comments today.
See above
Well, theres Westworld, Bates Motel and Dirk Gently. Thats it off the top of my head.
solid waifu
Cute! Its a date~
Kyo is asleep, Galil is off begging for dick pic on discord and Penny is making up stories
:thinking:
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Best
add me on discord Ben#6232 uwu
owo what's this
When we tell a customer we can't do something, it's often after they waited for hours
They tend to be irate
Some people are pretty cool though
Who is that semen demon?
no
Hi sono
ok
Nice figurine.
Hey, at least servers and you all are on the same page with some of this stuff. The hobby cook in me cringed at that.
youtube.com
I hate sachi
hello
date!
Good evening Tomo how's you?
anyone want to hug me?
yes
thats pretty harsh
Good LORD, you're still alive? Get over that squirrel impaled on Esdeath's heels yet? How you been?
>Kyoko
>asleep
Galil wants dick, I will give if I can come to America and own funs.
I work in fast food. It is my favorite thing in the world to ruin an asshole's day. Invalid coupons are the best. Oooh, you wanted the 3 footlongs for $16.99? TOO BAD, CUNT, IT'S NOT 4 O'CLOCK YET. READ THE FINE PRINT.
>MFW I knew the coupon would be coming and did this on purpose because you were a dick
NY strip aged 35 days, lobster tail, pink champagne, some Blue Label Scotch, limochello, amaretto...
Worth every penny.
Going to drink some soon. You?
Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed
Houki
>thinking the utility company will actually show up tonight
That's a good one
No they probably won't get to us tonight.
Where is your tard wrangler?
no
We're just a cafe. Im currently on a break before going back in. Being amused by a bird who has flown into the shop to take food directly off peoples plates. While they are eating.
No. The server didnt know that there was no cheese in it. Didnt even check the menu. And she didnt know that the 'vegan' dish earlier was impossible. Despite being told multiple times over her months of work here. One more thing on that server, she watches me make hollandaise every day. This morning she didnt. She still came out the back to ask if benedict eggs were still off the menu because we were out of hollandaise yesterday.
im still alive but I haven't used the thread in a while. im ok alot going on in life atm but im decent if not lonely.
>pic
im on my own I dont have one atm
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I just wish i could tell the asshole customers to get stuffed
For their sake, I hope you don't get a wrangler
Oh well that explains everything.
homu
I would hug you, not your evil waifu.
I have to oil my gun and sharpen a few knives. What are you going to drink?
Weird, right?
Well, you guys better have fun and stuff
Sleep well?
Good evening friendos
All these random oldfags coming back.
>Ill get to finally have the moment with some of them I never got because I moved to telegram so quickly
>Hamakaze claimed
:o
soon
Yes top kek I am oldfag get out my thread you newfag. btw I don't like erp that makes me unique.
hang me yuuki
:knife:
hello again
Oh that's uh fun. All kinds of stuff. Vodka rum whisky. Not sure what to have.
I hate sachi more than I hate myself
shouldn't you be sleeping?
just ignore me if you dont like me
oh :( she isnt evil just different but thank you for the hug how are you
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Did they ever really leave or did they just go into lurking? There's never as many people posting as there are posters.
Only thing missing was a barbershop quartet. Only 40's fags will understand...
G-good morning Yukki
Hey tits
Is it okay to mix all that stuff together?
>never had a sip of alcohol in my life
How's it going?
I'm horny...
Still haven't found a good torrent and almost done with JoJo
Eat more fish lol
I don't know! I'm bad at this.
oh~ masturbate?
Just act normal IRL and you'll be fine.
Me too. I'm not sure they're fully aware of the implications of us handling their food. ONE FUCKUP. That's all it takes for me to give 100+ people ebola or whatever.
And where the fuck is Yuno?
Rum in coffee. Jameson also goes well with coffee. Crown Royal, however, goes best with Dr. Pepper. And of course everything can be had on the rocks.
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Pfft, I have our logs ~
Aki breasto
The oldfags are hiding in the cracks and crevices, beating their meats.
I'm not tits. I dont lewd my waifu. Dont refer to me as that.
>Hi how are you?
Roadhog x mercy, amiright?
Tsun or YouKnow?
Both are in discord
That's okay it's something to do. When do you work again?
Take off that big sweater! Don't hide your tits
no that should be you
Same. I just wished they stopped coming in and ordering lunch before the lunch menu states that lunch starts.
>its 11am, lunch doesnt start until 11:30
>I bet the cook will still do it for me
Sometimes, a barbershop quartet is all you need. Though Blue Label is kinda meh to me. Pretty overrated. Give Nant a try, you might be able to import it.
>scotch
>rocks
I too like to dilute my drinks into mostly water.
That's a lot
Peaches
Some left and some lurk
I guess I should sleep at some point in the night.
Goodnight everyone.
I try to and im not to bad in irl how have you been?
you did didn't you?
Hello Hama, how are you?
I have some coke. That's about it really.
I don't know when, it's up to Rea.
Isn't it dangerous to mix them though?
>pulls your hair
Goodnight~
Oh no no I'm very anemic atm.
haven't done one of these in a few days.
Hello all.
also don't come here saying rem is best girl ;-;
Go away pervert!
Goodnight!
Im well, yourself?
>Stranger
I never said I don't like you, dumbass
I don't handle food, so I don't have that power
Why doesn't lunch start until 11:30?
11 is too late for breakfast
Goodbye, questionable friend
Bad at what??
the hatred in my soul grows with each passing moon
*cuts self*
it's later for you, and I care about your sleep
Roadhog/Junkrat, actually. My waifu is mine.
Really? Why are folk moving?
I meant literal, freezer-chilled stones, Rory. Finally started watching GATE the other day. God damn fine taste in waifu you have there, although Lelei is more my speed. Beest propaganda I've ever seen- the last thing I could make myself watch 6 hours of was Madoka.
Haven't stabbed anyone, so not bad.
Rum and Coke it is. Cuba Libre, if you're a pretentious cocksucker.
You handle other things, I'm sure.
Why do people hate Ram so much?
I'm just messing with ya~ Any idea who is posting your lewds?
B-bad at having conversation...
Just because your tits are nice doesn't mean you get to bully me.
And I'm awful to be honest
I misread that as the servers being as bad as you on saying the customers' requests are impossible. Should have known.
Ours are alright, we've had stuff restored in the middle of the night, or relatively quickly after tornadoes. I always remember the utilities up in PA/NY moving like snails whenever something happened though.
'Evening.
Ah. Not at all. Don't really want to mix them either. Hi again.Not too pretentious I think.
qt
I honestly have no idea.
bad at claiming waifus?
Because it's more convenient?
Can't really give you a reason besides this one
No! They're not homosex! Roadhog is best bb meant for Mercy!
No, but I hope they get bored soon
>My source tells me its Mash but I dunno and I really dont care
I only said that to make sure you knew it was me. Jeezus
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Shinoa claimed ',:)
thats good what did you do today?
well you are being pretty rude and you said you dont want to be my friend so..
kek its a start are you on thread often
worry about eating first don't worry about my sleep
Ahh, my friend. Of all the money that e'er I spent I've spent it in good company. Australian Whiskey? I wonder if they can keep up with the Scotts, Irish or the good ol' US of A.
What if I told you that we're ALL oldfags, and there aren't actually any newfags? The oldfags just claim new waifus and no one asks any questions.
How much do you have left?
>mfw
I think she's really cute, I need to watch that anime.
Weren't you and Mash a thing at one point? I don't remember.
hello sergeant
That's not good!
And nothing, I did nothing to day.
>not greeting me
I thought what we had was special, lil smug
>Weren't you and Mash a thing at one point?
God bless drama
Same tbh
Perhaps.
Hi hi
Someone's at the door
>brb
More than we can drink.
yeah but no one really likes her everyone likes rem lmao
sleep is the only thing i need
also hello!
Some fag already claimed my waifu so uh, backup waifu time