Im a lesbian and my wife is in our marital bed w/ another woman right now –ama

im a lesbian and my wife is in our marital bed w/ another woman right now –ama

are you really a lesbian or a "woman" with a cock?

Why aren't you joining in?

proof?

"i'm" "really" "a" "lesbian" "my" "cock" "is" "made" "of" "silicone" "you" "spend" "too" "much" "time" "online"

is your wife in your marital bed with another woman right now?

i'm prepping for a job interview and i wasn't invited anyway

yes correct

Jen?

interesting. are you a lesbian?

no but wouldn't it be fuckin wild if i was

yes correct also

how does it feel to be getting cucked atm??

Can you shove a bowling pin up your ass and post pics/stream it?

lesbians get cucked too? what is this world coming too

on a bad scale of 0-10 it's like a 4, but i fuck other women too so i can't really complain

really really great question but no

It would

What's your interview for?

yes & it's going straight to hell in a handbasket

pics of pussy or youre just a dude with tits

it's a research role at a tech company

if i were a dude with tits couldn't i just post pictures of someone else's pussy anyway

Do you consider yourself a degenerate for living a homosexual polyamorous lifestyle?
Is there harmony and balance in your home?
What do you hold sacred?
What job are you interviewing for?

Got any more pics?

So you and your wife just casually sleep with other women without telling each other? What if she went and slept with a guy?

Plus is that just normal for lesbians? Does that mean you marriage is basically just for tax purposes?

1) i do consider myself a degenerate in both the classical and contemporary senses and i don't lose much sleep over it.
2) probably not enough but we do okay
3) winning
4) a research role at a tech company

1) i'm probably not going to post more pics
2) we generally give each other a heads up so that we know where the other is and don't worry too much; she's not gonna fuck a dude, if she did i'd mostly just be worried about her
3) it's not super normal for lesbians but it's not super abnormal either. we didn't get married for tax purposes but it's not a bad bonus

What other psychological disorders do you have, aside from homosexuality?

oppositional defiant disorder

Which one of you dressed like a dude?

that's why you're a lesbian

for the wedding? neither; we just got married at the courthouse in our street clothes. weddings are for hets and rich kids

no it isn't ;)

Are you the butch gross kind of fat lesbians or is one of you remotely good looking?

I'm trans mtf and I am married to girl.

I came out to get and things have been great it's just sometimes she like shuts me off like she mad I am around and I get no where talking to her.

I know she wants to be with a real girl and maybe a real guy for that matter..

I'm cool with it like she can do thay.any advice on how to keep her happy and not have her wish for a way out and somehow make it all work she really loves me I think she wants to go have fun for a bit but when I say it's ok she thinks in trapping her...sh3sh sry

How come this doesnt make you upset

No I mean in every lesbian relationship, one member shops exclusively in the JC Penny boys section, is it you or your wife?

Are you masturbating to the sounds of their hot sex through the wall? If not, well why not?

basically chapstick lesbians. we keep it simple but we're both pretty good looking tbh

1) Damn, those pants are great and so is that dildo.

2) I only asked about the dude for STI reasons. I figured that everybody fucked everybody in the sisterhood because you don't have to worry about STI's. But that just seems like something that would put a lot of strain on your relationship, so I figured you guys had some type of financial dependence to help keep things together.

We can ask you anything?

where do you live?
asking coz gays can merry at your place obv

it sounds like you two have really serious problems in your relationship –maybe you should consider couple's therapy if that's an option for you. most relationships i've seen that start out monogamous and try to shift gears into poly shit eventually dissolve. good luck.

...
Timestamp please?

Why do you tolerate your partner engaging in sexual relationships with other people if it hurts you? Does she know it hurts you? If so, Does she not care?

i'm upset, like a 4/10. but it's part of the deal – she's cool when i hook up with other girls too. you eventually just learn to deal with those kinds of feelings and accept them as a trade-off for fucking whoever you want. it's a good deal.

She doesn't care, that's why she's positing pictures of her girlfriend.

>I'm a lesbian
>I'm trans mtf and I am married to girl.

No you fucktard, you aren't a lesbian. You have a cock, you are a man that likes to wear women's under.

Gtfover it. That doesn't make you a woman. You are genetically a man, born as such, and technically always will be.

You're also a cuck letting your woman fuck another person.

kys and help maga you faggot

>it's a good deal.
really?
Im not sure tbh

lmao jc penny boys has the worst cuts imaginable. if either one of us ever bought anything there we'd have to get it tailored and who the fuck wants to throw money down the toilet on a tacky button down anyway.

What is the most important critical infrastructure system on the United States? What measures should be taken to defend it. Please be specific.

So sorry. I can't help it because it is Sup Forums. Can I help you with the job interview? You think you are ready? Are you mad at the girlfriend for not inviting you? Do you think she is hotter than you? Is it a novelty fuck for your girlfriend like older or 1 arm or something?

Two different posters.

i'm actually in the same room (we live in a studio), and nah. i'm wearing headphones. i probably could get off to it if i went through the right mental contortions

we have begun therapy
I'm back on my meds

I ways was hesitant to bring a third party to the bedroom for many reasons it's just not my thing it has to be just the right one and even then when I awake I am received it didn't happen. but we will do it if one of us really needs it I guess I am just taking it a day at a time and I am just grateful I have someone who loves me.

we both get tested every few months just to be on the safe side. we also don't fluid exchange with anyone but each other.

yes that's correct

Sure.... and "cooking with Alice" isn't a trap either

west coast usa

Ok so perhaps could you describe what they are doing to eachother in detail? (Its Sup Forums dont be surprised i asked)

nah

So short answer is "I'm the one who dresses like a boy."

Wait, so you're just watching them fuck? And they didn't ask you to join in? They just went 'let's just fuck in front of my wife while she gets ready for a job interview, that's not inconsiderate at all.'

I'm familiar with fluid bound relationships, but how does that work with lesbians who sleep around? What do you two get to do with these other women?

like i said, it's a tradeoff and it's pretty well worth it from where i'm sitting.

So you look like men then?

Gtfo my Sup Forums you trolling bait fat. Just proved you aren't real.

Have fun with this attention whore you stupid feggits, I'm out

1) be polite you irredeemable nerd
2) that's a different poster

What is it like to be trendy and cool?

tbh i hook up with more girls than she does, like 3 a week. i wouldn't want to trade that for some kind of stale, boring comfort.

Fuck you and your "polite" bullshit you stupid white knight nigger. Go eat some watermelon and chicken while being shot at by cops.

OP,

When are you going to realize you're a failure of a human being?

Do you realize that you're going to be even more wretched and revolting 20 years from now? That by then no meds and therapy can fix you?

Do you promise to kill yourself, instead of make everyone else's life miserable when you're the Bull Dyke at work everyone hates and cringes at?

And you're full of shit.


WHERES SPIDER-MAN!?

Oh so you think it's odd that there would be transgendered here? You transphobic slit.

Eat nigger cock you tumblerina. Take one up the ass while your at it. There's only 2 genders, get over it.

How come you dont have threesomes instead of just fucking different people at different times? It seems like that would be a more hot way of sharing your wife, cause you would both be involved.

i'm not particularly defense-minded tbh. maybe the electrical grid? maybe the interstate? to defend it, pour all of your money into the defense budget

I wish I could get me some of those black and white blinders you got their. Must be useful in situations like these when your lack of experience undermines your knowledge of the situation and it becomes helpful to ignore logic and reason For the sake of your juvinille argument you so foolishly crafted.

These matters are much to
complex For such feeble minded drones as yourself perhaps it would be best to return to your shota and fury porn?

so you are going to an interview for a tech company.
How old are you?
What have you studied?
When did you meet your woman?
How often do you have sex and how often do you fuck around with other women?

nah, i'm pretty much ready. i'm gonna get the job and it's going to kick ass. i'm not mad at my girlfriend. i'm hotter than the girl she's with right now. she's not a novelty fuck, i think my wife genuinely likes her.

Literally too stupid to understand baiting

I don't have any spiderman macros

Just keep going on about how one day Tyrone is going to fuck OP's girlfriend because she's a cuck.

i would say that if it's not your thing, draw a hard boundary and don't do it. sex you get pressured into is bad sex. anyway, i'm sure that you're very loveable and that there are lots of people out there who'd love you. best of luck to you

they actually just finished and went outside for a cigarette. at present i think they're smoking. they might be making out. not sure.

do you feel good, in general?
does life give you a sense of purpose or shit like that...
I don't understand it

>becomes helpful to ignore logic and reason

It's called biology you undereducated, non-punctuating, fuck wit.

Something called chromosomes
There xx and xy. It's proven if you have anything other than this, your a potato, you fucking potato.

nah. i just dress gay. think kristen stewart

Hm thats boring. Was hoping for the naughty details. Oh well.

How long until you're raising tyrones kid?

>Yet posts in a baiting thread
Kek

i'm not watching them fuck, i'm splitting my attention between this thread and interview prep. i'm not paying very much attention to them lol, i'm busy

Except that's false? There are a shitload of chromosomal abnormalities and disorders that don't necessarily result in mental retardation. Read before you speak. I don't even give a shit about your stupid trans argument, but your statement is factually invalid.

>i'm prepping for a job interview
how the fuck are you prepping for a job interview by making a thread on Sup Forums?

>found the fag that thinks he's a woman

and nah, i knew they were gonna be here. she told me at around noon. on a night like this i'd normally make a booty call but i'm fucking tired and i have shit to do so i just came home instead. it's not a big deal to me, but tbh i was surprised that they went at it with me in the room. just surprised, though.

>not invited anyway
That seems kind of cruel. Don't you think?

>implying I specifically stated mental retardation....
You don't need to be a tard to be considered a potato....just looking like one is enough

when i eat someone out i use a dental dam. most lesbians primarily fuck with their hands. it's actually pretty easy to manage

How does it feel that you will never accept that you've built your life around acting like a man and denying your femininity

Still no time stamp, Still bullshit....