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>tfw no Zara gf

England 537 v India 409/6 (135.2 ov)
Last Wicket: V Kohli 40 (95b 5x4 0x6) SR: 42.10
Australia 85 v South Africa 109/4 (36.5 ov)
Last Wicket: F du Plessis 7 (25b 1x4 0x6) SR: 28.00

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>tfw I completely forgot that cricket started today

what happened

that's not holly :(

Based Threadcunt, how you doing lad

don't worry lad, only missed 14 wickets

that's a fat puss

how do i stop being such a beta little bitch pussy lads?

Vote labor

Go and fight a nu-male, they will try to talk shit, but klap them once in the throat and they will go down, crying like a little bitch.

From what I have been told, the place to do this in is Melbourne

lmao

exercise
grooming
masturbate only once or twice a week

why the fuck does starc ever bowl around the wicket

>85 (eighty five)
how

>tfw my knob is 87km's long

Based Third Kiwi

Change a tyre
Change oil
Start a mower

I hope you got a warning for this post.

Shape up.

Also, mfw grils have taken over the TV already.
Is there a stream at all lads?

I'm 32 and I don't even know how to change a tyre

are you autismo SA lad?

Based connie

>tfw no tall blonde Saffa gf
post pics of South Africans (white, female) thankyou

Get off the internet, get on the lash and get in a fight. Then fuck some slag.

ha ha

Yeah neither. Its called a car wheel btw

Whats the fucking point of learning to change a wheel when you can just call NRMA and they will be there within 5 minutes?

How do we fix Australia lads?

Do we need to import more Kiwis?

RACQ

is Amla, dare I say it, HazleGOD's bunny?

fuck off mudshit

ISLAM IN RUINS

>Muslims

Export more like

kys Saxshit
kys Gregoy

OMG I can see her pubic bone

You literally could have it done in the time it takes them to get there

It's super easy. A 13 year old girl could change a tyre

My Oled has the best blacks guys.

Remember when KP being Siddle's bunny was a real meme

Thanks for the certified (You) spastic.

KOCKS OUT FOR HARAMBE

No, I am the ex Aussie gf one lad, old rich one is the one you're looking for I think.

You're more than welcome to exchange lives with me if you want to experience it.

>instagram.com/nicole_naude/

he didn't need to play at that

>DE KOCK
kek... Kock... sounds like Cock..kek

Thanks for the insight Clarkey

That is Michael Clarke tier analysis m8

cock always has a good knock im worried guys.

I would LITERALLY move to Eritrea for a girlfriend like that, let alone swap lives with you and be in some gated compound in a country with decent weather and good sport.

Can ya spare 5 grand? I'll pay you back honest

do you reckon if i went to safferland and told hot chicks all about australian relationship visas, i could get myself a hot boer mrs?

It's a mudshit gets triggered episode

:_;

embarrasing

>brown eyes
No thanks

the problem with this logic is you get dumped as soon as she naturalises and you're back to square one

I am not rich old guy, that is I think.

That is the wrong idea to go into any sort if pursuit with lad, they could see your desperation and it would be a massive turn off. Besides, unless you are like 6'4+, rich as fuck and sub 7% body fat, Nicole won't be interested. Also, she appeared in a Vape advert, so you know that secretly, she has some major autism

fuck this makes me want to live in high security housing compound, have to deal with weird africans and get eaten by great whites in the ocean so bad.

What model phone do yo have?

S7 Edge here

blackberry q10

>That is the wrong idea to go into any sort if pursuit with lad, they could see your desperation and it would be a massive turn off

M8 aren't you literally moving to Melbourne (over Sydney) because that's where your ex-gf happens to live?

Sony Xperia Z5

Nokia 2100
I don't use smart phones, they can be used to track and spy on you.

Note 7

Samsung Galaxy s5, it's alright.

Oppo f1

she'll get naturalised to my bwc

I bet you read wikileaks and have unironically browsed Anonymous forums at some point

i read that in my head with my friends voice who always say cocky shit like that had a laugh, have a (You)

Lads just imagine being as paranoid as this guy in day to day life

Not anonymous, they can get fucked.

I literally only know one person who doesn't have a smart phone and they are too old to work them.

Like what's the worse they see, instagram stalking people (everyone does that), porn (everyone cmon).

imagine being this paranoid.

No, I have more concrete job offers in Melbourne, and that is where my Aussie mate from Sydney wants to move to. If i move in with him, it makes life a hell of a lot easier for me.

Pixel is on its way to me, but right now the S7 Edge

Just had a 35 minute snooze, what did I miss?

Iphone 4

Have fun getting spied on. They can track you even with your phone turned off. Everything you see on your phone, they can see

is there anyone who has been to BOTH Tasmania and the South Island of New Zealand?

I've been to Tassie, pretty much my favourite place in the world
>great weather (i like cold)
>awesome scenery
>great harbour (hobart)
>99.9% white
>amazing untouched nature for hiking
>the local brewaries
>local produce readily available at markets and directly from farmers (driving just outside Hobart and buying cherries is dank)

I imagine NZ South island would be quite similar in some ways. Anyone got any idea which is better?

I couldn't actually move to either because there be no jerbs in either, but its nice to think about

Why are you replacing a phone after 6 months? Don't get me wrong I think the Pixel looks great but I love my S7 Edge and won't buy a new phone for a few years

you're welcome lads. australia really need to get south africa out soon to be a realistic chance

Having a cheeky Zooper Dooper Sour lads

thx m8
kek my mate's saffer tenant refused to fill out the survey and told the worker his name was Calvin Klein

>tfw the government sees you samefagging

Congrats on knowing one person

Enjoy onset diabetes lardass

I am literally a small dot in a sea of billions to these people, unless I was doing some weird shit I don't see a reason to care that much.

Having a cheeky scratch and sniff of the arsehole lads

Okay that made me kek ain't even mad

i don't even own a phone lol

Mah nigga. Why didn't you get the compact?

>assuming I'm overweight

just picked up my LG OLED lads

Tassie is much better. The mountains are more mountainous in NZ but that's the only advantage, its a complete shit hole otherwise with no trees, animals or well adjusted human beings. After hiking in Australia the first thing you'll notice is that even after hiking for a couple of days you will see nothing except some parrots if you're lucky.

You realise they can track any phone right? You've got a SIM card and probably some form of GPS

What'd it smell like?

You should instead be reflecting on your awful batting performance davey.

A german

Born in Sydney here, moved to Tasmania age 6, Now live in Melbourne going to Uni.

Tasmania is good, everyone on the mainland however thinks it's shit because of the memes and it's the only place that is cold (aus standards) 9 months of the year. There's tons of shit to do in Tasmania, good surfing, camping and it's pretty beautiful. Also Boags and Cascade are superior to Carlton and VB. People watching here on TV don't know that Tasmania's worst weather is Spring, sunny as fuck during Winter and Summer. Always come back down for Falls Festival as well during new year. Tasmania is just fucked economically though, most people come back to raise kids etc.

I fell for the big screen meme, but I love it though

Z5 Premium was too much money though so I'm happy with standard

What'd it smell like?

I don't like the phone, so I am giving it to my cousin. I use my old Xperia more than it, I just got it cos work ordered me one