Tinder fix thread round II

Tinder fix thread round II

Last one was kek worthy

Let's do it

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can anyone rec an example or two of a good bio? My shit is stale

If you're not alpha by nature your best bet is using humor

terrible bio, jesus christ

Take away from last thread:

>selfies are usually shit tier photos
>pics with friends are good
>bios, minimum one or two lines
>no bio should say "looking for a girl that..." you need something interesting or funny.
>make her interested in you!
>don't talk about beta shit
>pics should be conversation points

Apparently females don't find it too terrible

i can guarantee a lot more 'females' would match with you if you got rid of that godawful bio

Did anyone save anything from the last thread?

Some of that shit was gold tier

Reposting

Any advice? Currently talking to a chick about going to see a show.

My bio is
> Catch me bass soloing on Amps and singing sultry melodies. 5'8 and 7'1 you'll find out when you see me

Song is Lupine Dominus by Thee Oh Sees
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150 matches and 3 dates since September

Tips I got so far is
> take more action shots
> better quality shots
> non music related shots

I got it open still what you want fam

I second the part about non music related shots. 1 is good to stay 1 though. I would also drop 3 and maybe 2 once you get more pics doing other shit

bmw kid had goat profile or batman suit kid

I want to know what happened with both

Also, did we ever fix rick and morty?

If you want to go full topical memelord tier
>catch me on bass howbow dah

sTOP DONT DO THIS

Not gonna mess with success. The helicopter shit is gold btw lol

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why did u post it for critique then retard

I knew my bio was my weak point so i deleted it after the shit i got. I'm just gunna leave it blank/not use tinder till i come up with something better.

My thought maybe just use "I just like walking up big hills, going for 12 peaks this year", which is from the bio i posted, but it universally got shat on so I'm prolly just gunna wait till i think of something new.

God this is cringe

I didn't dipshit, I posted it for others to use/take off they please

I really dont want to use my height b/c i hate seeing girls be rude about it but "6ft tall so you know i can reach the top shelf"

"my friends said i'd never amount to anything in life.. they nailed it"

u must be really deluded

this makes me cringe. I know it's funny to some but i really don't like self depreciating humour on bios.

well then its a good thing ur not trying to hook up w/ urself, if it makes chicks laugh it works

Put a normie 'cool sunglasses' emoji after and it'll work.

The problem here is that it's very conceivably true. And that's not good.

They should be laughing with you, not at you.

Anyone get any matches?

do me next

I ain't putting shit on their i dont like boi

how about, I really just like walking up mountains, looking for a girl who likes mounting them.

This got fixed though, no? Or was it just missing new pics

If that's you in your pic, I'm disgusted hahahahahahahahaha

Alright changed the pics

Albino Episode II Anakin Skywalker meets Napoleon Dynamite

thats just as shit, have u learned nothing?

nice job user, you should do well

Took me a second to realize what was off. Bro your teeth can't be that bad. You need to smile!

no i haven't. i really dont know how to write a bio.

Nah fuck Normie memes

Your face isn't your best selling point. Make #2 your default profile pic, it shows some sports skills.

Drop #5, it's terrible.

#4 is redundant
#3 makes you look like a little kid

funny one liners are the key, no gay shit like "looking to meet new ppl and climb mountains together!" or whatever, makes u sound pathetic

Dude what the fuck no

Any better? I'm still trying to think of a bio that isn't shit but I threw in pics of me doing stuff. I'll hit up some pals for pics I have with them but till then it's selfies
Second pic is of me wake boarding if you guys can't tell from image for ants

>I really like mounting girls
>pls respond

I'd drop 6 it looks jr prom

dont know lost the bread

#5 looks like ur cosplaying as steve from blues clues, drop it

idk about 3, at least it shows user has some friends and is not beta introvert

it was a dick joke.
i am new at this its hard ok.

Alright so when a bitch says "oh fuck you're cute ;)" how do I respond so i can smash this female

Holy shit yeah way better dude damn wish I had the old bread still to compare

I'd still drop 5 man it makes you look young as fuck

3 stealth drops social proof/decent bitch tho

alpha mode "i know"

>likes jazz since going to new orleans
>calls it NOLA

fucking hell man, absolute trash

#1 Looks like your eyes are closed, and the pic highlights your scrawny build. Work out.

#4 Which one are you? Too ambigious

aerospace

saved old one from thread

With a tough looking selfie? If that is alpha mode then i gonna do it

no its tongue-in-cheek dont be a retard and try to intimidate her or something

no

do not do this

Yeah vast improvement

This advice is shit tbh He's clearly in front and 1 is the best picture you got I've seen

Saved me before i went too deep. Thanks user, what should i say then?

Bio is shit tho don't know why you wrote that its even worse

You gotta sell yourself bro

Drop 5 for sure, otherwise nyce

alright op help me out
1/2

"I know right" isn't bad just dont send a flex selfie

I'm the one from the last thread that said keep conversation short as possible. I gave the example of my roommate last year using that one pick up line and being able to fuck almost every weekend

You gotta say something smooth. I usually try to make it up and most of the time chicks won't get the joke or whatever. But I'd say something like

"Do you usually give your number to someone cute?"

Then start texting her. The goal of tinder imo is to get the permanent communication ability

2/2

Bio isn't bad you'll attract some cool chicks who appreciate it

Not the best for your fuck ratio it doesn't sell you at all beyond decent standup tier taste

What are other pics

#5 repetitive of 1, and you look better in 1
2 and 4 both too far, but 2 is cool. get rid of 4
try to replace 3 in the future with a nice group one if you have it. not selfie, good quality too

Please help

All your other pics make you look retarded tbh

I mean it may be stale but theres the basic precepts of certain photos work to sell yourself
Some picture where you're looking clean as fuck
Something with friends and/or chicks having fun
Something thats your hobby that makes you unique/exciting/sporting

give us some examples of good tinder bios.

Well i cant really use that one because I am snapchatting her and already have her number. I did just meet her tho. I found her on instagram and she sending me really slutty pictures (for example) I was going to take a picture with me and my cat and say "I hope this makes me cuter :)" but that sounds almost cringe worthy. But bitches love cats right?

jesus fucking christ man

assuming ur the palestinian-looking one, ur pics arent bad, #5 should be #2, delete #4, and crop ur photos better so they know which fucking one is you; half ur photos feature ur friend more prominently than u

This narcism. Your bio is bad and you should feel bad. It's like a high school kid attempting humor.

just do some corny "right back atchu" snap with some 'italian greaser' finger pointing

In the first pic, I think you are on the right? You see the left dude first when looking at the pic and you both look uncomfortable. Use a solo pic as pic #1. I wouldnt use any of those pics personally, and never use a pic that doesnt have you in it.

no dont do that thats terrible

if youre snapping a flex isnt bad then to that

or just trying to look cutie in an abstract humorous way

not full retard tho

i am the white faggot one

Was going to say this. #1 needs to be you back straight none selfie

You need a whole new stack of photos

Don't fucking tell me you said some shit about Anime in that second line

this complicates things.. tbh #5 is ur best photo but its not suitable for a #1 pic

In trying to get laid here bro

God dude, your bio is terrible, nobody is going to read it. "females" god your cringeworthy fucktard shit fag goddamn dick sucking fuckwit.

YOU ARE FUCKING DUMB

i tried telling him last thread, hes delusional

You look like a fun time dude but I feel like you don't have a lot of good pics of yourself. You just some group ones and shit. Better quality too. You gotta realize these bitches are looking at these images with their new phones that make all low resolutions look like trash

Not sure about chicks in your area they might not like the bio

This. Make 5 at least 2

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Thanks user. What should i say to this bitch? Just keep it short and sweet and always assk questions?

What's the bio

absolutely drop 3

u turned into an alcoholic step-dad in the last pic

thanks Sup Forumsrah, updated thesethe smashed pic? lol

Yes. I would say that is a very unflattering angle

alrighty removed

thanks anons! I'm still working on that god damn bio haha but I'll come up with one

Short sweet good. Overkill on questions bad

Cocky-funny is the simple precept you can't go wrong with. Someone she'd want to fug for being self-assured but not somebody who is tryhard/overselling

Don't think too much. Don't do go cheezeball like that cat line. you got it user