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fights today boys, get comfy

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Schaub is god

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How many bongs

Who are your top 5 favourite Brazilian fighters?

>Thiago Alves
>Jim Miller
>Rafael Natal
>Vincente Luque
>Katlyn Chookagian
>Tim Boetsch
>Stefan Struve

Remember these names. They all picked against Gooby and they will pay in their next fights.

In for fuck gastelum and
>coral springs

Be careful.

find any new puppers?

Going to be disappointed if nobody comes out to NY State of Mind desu

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How grandiose do you think the entrances will be? Think they'll try something novel like 189, or stick with what they know?

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What did Eddie mean by this?

>tfw if wonderboy and the chris lose, i might heem myself

anderson silva
loyoto machida
jose aldo
fabricio werdum
that guy who aldo and eddie brought in to imitate conor

who's a good pupper!?

Dunno m8

Always possible they do something different I suppose

cute pups man

normal I think

imagine if they hired kid rock and cowboy now isn't fighting

They tried to build up Nate like this monster

Nate is a lightweight who wins half of his fights and loses half of his fights

kookie champion

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Eddie likes milfs

This.

Carlos Diego Ferreira
Fabio Maldanado
Jose Aldo
Pedro Rizzo
John Lineker

Wonderboy got that movie star appeal.

I got $150 on Alvarez. Did I do good?

I put $20 on Alvarez via DQ

>Joanna threatened as fuck because she knows she looks like shit compared to Kookie

Solid bet. Should come through.

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>weidman and wonderboy will never be your two gay dads

JDIMSA

holy fucking kek, you did this for me right, I asked for this like 7 hours ago

>HAHA WHAT A BITCH WOODLEY IS, NOT ATTACKING CONOR AND RISK LOOSING THIS HUGE PAYCHECK, MAYBE EVEN HIS JOB FOR PRETTY MUCH NOTHING

I have shitted on Woodley for a lot of things. But he's fucking right here. You don't go and scream BITCH and act tough without doing something, if you really mean it you just go for it. Otherwise you are just a shithead.

Conor is absolutely ridiculous wanting to start a fight with Woodley for nothing.

He's mad because Woodley said "what's up"?
Fuck outta here.

WOODLEY IS SHOOK AS FUCK GOOBY 3 WEIGHT CHAMPION 2017 BISPING BETTER BE CAREFUL

He's mad cause Woodley filmed him getting carried away like a little kid by the security guy at the presser.

After gooblie wins, he's taking a 2 year break so he can bulk up and come and take all the belts.

Honestly that whole sequence of events made me realise that we'd probably all like Woodley more if he had an antagonist like McGregor to contrast his more sensible professional demeanour.

Lel, you are correct.

Did we conclude who "won" the staredown?

who /dern/ here

I did indeed. Went to take a crap and forgot all about it although it would be pretty heroic if I'd been working on it for this entire time.

Were you also the guy that asked for a png of goober with the chair?

Our guy Eduard Folayang just beat Shinya Aoki for the belt guys

so much better when they actually go eye to eye without all the "i'm seriously gonna swing on you bro" theater

For me, it has to be Gabi Garcia

we herd

You're reading into this whole thing too much, Conor is just setting up future potential feuds early. He does this a lot.

Joe

Probably, but it's fun to do.

Dana is back to being fat again. Looks like USADA gave him a warning.

>gooby takes off 2 years for powerlifting
>comes back more yoked than woodley
could you imagine

Which interview is this from?

>if katie nolan roided to the gills

>Tim Kennedy is over 215lbs
That is a ridiculous cut. Must be because of his natty muscle mass and he has a ton of water weight he can cut.

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Conor beef with dagestanians. Absolute madman.

Reminds me of all those Jones powerlifting vids he used to put up on insta.

douchebags hold lots of water

Nice roid body

>tfw Conor, khabib, and Tyrone are all going to lose tonight
Lmao it's going to be hilarious

>tfw i thought girl at the gym tonight was a dude for at least 20 minutes

if conor has to lose then so be it

khabib losing would still make my night

Tfw i livin on welfare. I hope Memer heems Eddie.

>thinking about someone you think is a guy for 20 minutes
Lmao @ ur ""life""

So is Eddie on the juice lads?

he/she was working out 10 feet away from me with maybe 5 people in the gym

>tfw student AND wagecuck

Someone please heem me.

This is why you should introduce yourself to all new girls by grabbing em by the pussy. Will leave little room for confusion.

Too much memes before 205. I will get overdose.

Delts and Traps look fine, he's clean. 100%

DEE HAS A FULL BELLY

where did it all go so wrong

FULL OF ARTEMS SEED

how can he bulk up for 2 years then drop to 135??

DEEPEST LORE

Khabib has gone to the dark side to heal his knees. He is Darth Nurmagomedov now.

Eddie had 2 different lines prepared for today and he fucked them both up

Shouldn't you be waiting in the welfare line, Conor?

connor is always on his tip toes, you can tell when eddie gets close and goes on his toes to meet his eyes

Honestly, 205 maincard feels significantly less amazing now that it is a five fight main card and miesha Tate vs Pennington is one of those fights. Should have been cerrone vs lawler

>not taking advantage of gov't assistance your own taxes paid for when you are trying to pursue your dream

his taxes have paid it back 100x over

Today

Today is the day

Today is the day Sant Claus dies

Forever.

Even though what you say is true, Conor himself seem to not believe that

yeah cerrone fight was the lynch pin, the bermudez/stephans of 205. Just like when 201 lost rumble/glover

I still don't know what Eddie was trying to say with that "two kids" line. Conor got his side girl pregnant too or something?

.we find out that connor is literally used for UFC tax relief and for ways to exploit the irish tax code

Eddie broke the silence first. That means he didn't like the tension.

Bought myself a Monster can, that's a Monster, because Red Bull won't pay me nothing. 15 hours to go.

A reminder that the conor meme died months ago

Conor is such a faggot

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Yeah.

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I agree entirely

I wish they would have routine back up fighters ready for big cards like this. I would be happy to see Cowboy fight anyone really. I'm sure there's a lower ranked WW willing to cut weight to prepare to replace in a situation like this. And Cowboy would fight whoever. Also disappointing that they don't just let Cowboy sign a consent form and fight anyway.

you guys are right

What did he mean by this?

He's unoriginal

First Trump winning, now this?! THE DISRESPECT!

Memes recognise memes

Conor is at the peak of his career. Is it any wonder that people want a piece of him more than usual?

Take care of your underwears. I'm going to **** you, heem.