Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum (Hanako,Yuno)
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content (Also Hanako and Yuno)
>most important: Have fun!

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youtube.com/watch?v=X6kGg31G0As&t=1305s
eifie.bandcamp.com/album/vol-1-2
youtube.com/watch?v=BSpJRiV3CGw
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>ITT

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Trips of Truth

Have a canker sore, used numbing medicine so much I have this swelling thing , technically wasnt suppose to use too much and suppose to seek a doc if my thing hasnt gotten better after a week

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I plan to.

Same here, i'd be pretty fucked if i didn;t have this job.

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Do you think you could get another one?

You're off to a shitty start then

Claiming best girl

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Ahoy best magi

Claimed.

youtube.com/watch?v=X6kGg31G0As&t=1305s
Here's some neat music, I suppose.

Why do you have a Waifu?

>best magi

Ah i see.

Probably, but honestly the one i have is pretty fucking good. Even the downsides of it are better than getting another one.

Tell me about it.

So sad

Why do you like your job so much? Anything in particular about it?

I love that album, powerful drums that go really well along with the piano, the glitchiness sounds great as well.

10/10

cut me yuno

Yuuko!
Because I love her

Stop slut shaming

Got a problem with kyouko bud?

What were YOU thinking??

Just her as best Magi girl. Clearly not.

To ease the loneliness a bit.

Right? It's pretty /cozy/.
Have any music recommendations to share?

>Checked
Hello!

(Here's the obligatory 'I'm probably the wrong Yuuko' message.)

Thats where you're wrong kiddo

It comes with perks that normal jobs dont have, I can pretty much take a break anytime i want, a good portion of the time it's not hard, i can take a day off whenever i want without fear of losing my job, i mostly enjoy what i do, i get paid cash every few days, and i work for my stepdad. Sometimes it;s a bit stressful but in the end it's still better than anything else i could get.

Something naughty to be honest.

After all that, still naught eh?

She's my waifu

Instrumental hip hop with ambient and weeb samples.
eifie.bandcamp.com/album/vol-1-2

>kiddo
Poorfag is best Madoka girl. You just dont see it. Blinded by the pretty ones. Kyoukos still cool though. Just not Poorfag.

That does sound pretty great, yeah. My job isn't stressful, but it is 8PM to 4AM, and I would like a more normal schedule..

You're lucky Madoka is pink hair

Claimed

Madoka aint got shit on Poorfag.

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I'm familiar with you both. Are you dishwasher Yuuko or Photoshop Yuuko

best girl

Nice

Ayayayayaya! Hello!

I'm damn near a twelve pack in, so yeah~. I can't help it~.
It really is. Yeah that's kind of a shitty time. What kind of schedule would you like?

Hello, how are you?

I'll give it a listen, thanks.

youtube.com/watch?v=BSpJRiV3CGw
This is pretty nice.

Poor thing.

I don't know where I got the Photoshop nickname, but I guess that's me.

Hmmmm..Probably awake at 8 AM and asleep by..Around midnight?
I'm doing well! How about you?

Good lord

It's how I differentiate. You are the one with the Yuuko burger restaurant shop, right?

just got back from uni, have to go again for 2 hours.
Start my essay soon as well

Sorry to hear...What's your essay on, the history one?
I wouldn't mind voice chatting for a bit if you want..

Ive been there, it's a nice schedule t habe.

Yeah, so how about a bit more lewding~? Before i go to bed.

Only for you~

Of course.

What's your current schedule like?

>Waifu thread
>Without Souseiseki
I'm waiting for your excuses

I really have to focus on my essay and I'm only here for another hour, so maybe another time

Nice.

Sure, I totally gotcha~

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Heh thanks, you little cutie~.

It changes constantly, the most recent constant one was awake around 6:30 asleep around 1-2 ish.

That's probably why I used that to differentiate. I don't actually know that much about either of you

What are you, gay?

Grazie

None may resist~

Anything for my little Hanako~

Ah, gosh..one thing I do like about my schedule is that it's constant.

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I'm going to need a bigger condom than that...

Hi

Sonokawa

Hehe~.

That;s good, to always know wjat you work.

YOu're gonna have to supply it then.

I hope you like sloppy seconds

Damn wish I was drunk

Goodmorning

Lol that filename

Well we really don't have to use it...

mfw licking yuno's juices out of hanako

Yeah, it's pretty nice. I'd have to, too, because I'm also doing school
I try to give all of my files interesting names

How are things? My drunkmess is dying off.

c e a s e
l e w d i n g

I-is there something you wanted to tell me?

Things are good, I finally slept! Uhm how much did you have to drink?

Princess Celestia of Equestria is best waifu 4 laifu. She would also be my cult leader...

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW WEEEEEEE kinky~

Nothing I can think of.

One day soon we'll get drunk togteher.

Hey hey, only certain people get go go inside without one.

Ok then.

Such is life of a student, My ass dropped out of highschool.

Niggugh she dumb

I'll politely resist my urge to bully your tastes.

I await for that day to come!~

Too much. I felt lonely.

No! I'm sorry, I'll stop...

Oh good, I thought I was in trouble.

Can I go inside?

Who?

Niggugh you ain't even know me. I am the fuckin' bully. In HS, I forced my entire gym class to kneel and suck a horse, a donkey dick, a mule cock, a pony willy, a stallion's flare, and an Okapi's kapi, all in one sitting.

That's good, you get do it again soon and not have to waste more money!

Good morning Sono

So soon? How disappointing

Oh geez. Any particular reason why?
..Is there some reason you should be?

IDK NIGGUGH, the dumb bitch.

I guess. I just started missing people.

>>>/lewdlord/

>Calls me lewd
>Posts a pic of your waifu in a bikini

As do i, hopefully i'll be able to drink more than beer so i can get properly drunk.

Nope. Sorry.

Didn;t care for it. So i dropped out 2 weeks into my freshman year. Thers more to the story but i doubt i can tell it now.

..........................*pets bunny ears*

i'm not used to lewding!

N-no...
>hides chara's underwear

Your mother?

They'll only use you for your money. Don't bother.

>Looks at that rather than the smugness
Ya, I'm totally the lewd one. /sarcasm

No babies for you then.

I'd hope not.

I dunno. Thats a pretty lewd look.

If you can accurately tell me the color of them today, then I will be angry with you.
You're right, you totally are. Glad you can see that!