DUDE,THE PERFECT DATE NIGHT MOVIE, LMAO

DUDE,THE PERFECT DATE NIGHT MOVIE, LMAO

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DUDE WHAT IF FOOD COULD GET HIGH

No one has ever said this

Okay, I'm Sup Forums as FUCK but the hate for this movie is kinda bullshit.

It looks fun

Who the fuck claims this is a good date night movie.

Yes. It'll be a hit.

Bad parenting will sky rocket this to torrent higher god status.

It'll be shitty sexual toilet humor, but the animation looks as though it will pull it off flawlessly.

Why does this lady have all of her food out laying on the counter?

DUDE
WHAT IF WEED
GOT HIGH DUDE
IMAGINE THAT DUDE
DUDE
SOMEBODY CALL SETH 'DUDE' ROGAN

hey, this actually looks kind of fun

>Plebs on my board

I'm gonna get really high and watch this on opening night.

How can you watch awful movies high?

>Being too cool to have legitimate fun

Enjoy the regrets on your death bed, user-kun.

HEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAHEAHEAHEHAEHAE

You're a lot more likely to regret things you didn't do than you are to regret things you did

this movie is literally a conversation people have when they're stoned.
>dude, what if, like, food was alive, but we didn't know it? that would be like cannibalism man woah
but like with hotdogs and stuff... oh man what if we made a film about it and called it sausage party? achehehehehehh

The main reason I'm surprised people will pay to see this is because I didn't realise braindead morons knew how to work a fucking computer to book tickets

He did write superbad. He's no Iannucci, & he does basic bitch it on generic frat boy jokes, but he can be funny.

so unwoke its woke #justDUDELMAOthings

You never regret the things you do. Shame maybe, but regret, never.

This movie looks disturbing.

Disturbing is good.

DUDE
LIKE WHAT IF
LIKE
AIR
COULD GET HIGH

That hot dog bun design is awful, it's one of the worst character designs for a cartoon I've ever seen.

...

>sausages and buns

Most offensive thing about that trailer desu

You are not tv as fuck.

DUDE
WHAT IF FOOD HAD NASTY SEX
WHAT IF FOOD HAD GAY SEX

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dude, it looks like a vagina, lmao

Is there really an orgy scene?

Yes

>western culture in one awful movie

Has the movie leaked yet? I really wanted to just see the orgy scene, I don't feel like going to see this disaster just for a scene.

Reading the script made me interested how the fuck it would even work out.

I am actually planning on taking my girl to see it but she is a perverted exhibitionist stoner.

A opposed to Bollywood? At least we can do a musical & know when to stop.

Have you read the script?

I saw a trailer for this on TV today

>mfw the whole trailer

So is it Toy Story but with food?

The leaked scripted mentioned a food orgy. None of the pre-reviews said anything about it so I'll be bummed if they cut it.

India shits in the streets, America shits in the scripts.

>Annapurna Pictures

So..it's kino or isn't it?

what does being "Sup Forums as fuck" even mean?

>mfw

...

>100%
>certified fresh
>very small and off in the corner: 6.5/10

I get how it works but this shit is purposefully misleading

>brace yourself for something unprecedented that will undoubtedly have your jaw hit the floor.

Food orgy confirmed

>one of the funniest arguments for the non-existence of God in a long time
How is this in anyways a positive? When I hear that, and then you learn that it's talking about a film with a fucking food orgy, the only way that comment makes sense is if he's trying to say that if God was real then something so horrible could never be allowed to exist.

How the fuck are these reviews "fresh"?

I've read some review that it has "the first polysexual food orgy" and some user saw it in a test screening, it won't be the same orgy as in the script though
so don't worry user

DUDE FOOD LMAO

MOMS GONNA FREAK

>Okay, I'm Sup Forums as FUCK

Back to Sup Forums kid

>he believes in God
>he doesn't want to fuck his food

>quintessential Rogen

Is that supposed to be a compliment?

You've never been stoned.
You've never had friends.
If you have and talk about that shit you should probably shove your face into a wood chipper.

>work a computer to book tickets

Just go to the theater asshole

Guess i'm #mentallyhill now

>If you have and talk about that shit you should probably shove your face into a wood chipper.

I've been stoned with one friend and we hardly talked about anything but music. I wish it was about "LMAO crazy weed thoughts"" conversations desu

DUDE THE GUYS ARE SHAPED LIKE DICKS AND GIRLS LIKE PUSSIES LMAO

Stupid fucking movie.

You know, I might see this with some friends just for the hell of it.

it'd be nice to leave the house once in a while

This isn't funny.
#CruzMissile was funny.

>Transgressive

Those buns look less like vaginas and more like Chris-chan's gaping taint wound.

>it's a Seth Rogan takes cheap easy and done to death shots at religion movie
I feel like I've seen this once or twice...

DUDE

LMAO

WHAT IF

DUDE

WHAT IF

LMAO

WHAT IF

FOOD

COULD

TALK

DUDE

AND

LMAO

GET HIGH

DUDE

AND HAVE ORGIES

Thanks for the mental image

the hip new forced maymay

Dude, what if...right brah..food was actually sentient...and like the only way it could talk to us is if we got high off heroin, but imagine right that they food actually got a load of heroin and then...ha...filled an entire supermarket with heroin smoke...and then the food started attacking the people lmao shit would be so wack

*ROGEN CHUCKLE*

DUDE WHAT IF
WHAT IF
DUDE
WHAT IF YOU ALL JUST POST THE SAME JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN
DUDE

Point Grey Pictures had made some of the worst movies in the past decade.
The saddest part is normies keep paying to see them, so Rogen keeps on making news ones.

>Point Grey Pictures
name me one bad movie.

Why didn't you suck a massive cock, take care of the kid of another men, let your wife fuck BBC and give me all your money to me?

I hate that retarded quip

TITE

Sausage party

Are you retarded?

But it's true, and you know it

From the looks of the trailers given, Sausage Party will sure be a very one-of-a-kind adult food comedy. This movie is not only a movie that consists of golden-plated humor, as suggested by comedy genius Seth Rogen, who notably starred in this masterpiece as Frank, the hot dog protagonist in this story. The complex, cleverly detailed background of this film, combined with its seamlessly perfected CGI animations is what makes this movie shine. This movie has a deeper, more complex meaning than what you actually think. This movie in itself is an excellently executed argument for the existence of God, meanwhile it being painted in top-tier comedy that can make you jaw drop to the floor.

The well-handled animation in this movie is very sincere, yet very silly in a way that carries the mask of Pixaresque glam yet donning the identity of Norm Macdonald-tier comedy that can make anyone break every muscle in their face because of laughing too hard.

The absurd climax at the last part of Sausage Party is what you don't really expect , however. This last part contains a very large orgy scene between the characters, from Frank (which, again, is Seth Rogen's hot dog character) to Teresa the taco shell, which is played by Salma Hayek. The intensity of the graphic orgy scene, the dreamlike orgasmic sounds that compose the scene that accompanies its intimately beautiful atmosphere that envelops our little food characters in a Pixar-like format is what makes Sausage Party not only just a movie, but an experience in itself. This orgy scene is the realization of the characters in their loss of hope-of their realization of their depressing destiny, and in the end enjoy their lives in a Renaissance-like orgy that can drop your jaw to the ground. The cinematography in this scene alone can withstand itself and get on par with masterful cinematography in movies like Saving Private Ryan or The Tree of Life.

Is seth rogain the new adam sandler?

This movie sure is a very masterful work by Rogen, a work that deserves to be ranked among one of the greatest comedy works that I have seen in years.

Sausage Party is just a normal, raunchy comedy movie to those who know very little about comedy, but Sausage Party is in itself an experience to those who are in search for deeper meaning. This movie is a must watch, and one of the best comedies that have ever been released this decade.

>TITE
Found the pleb

No Adam Sandler admits he makes quick cash grab movies to go on expensive vacations, Seth actually believes he's a comedy genius. Plus Sandler still gets a few good laughs in every now and then
>see flare gun in the do over

The orgy scene was very graphic, but very beautiful in a unique way. The way Frank The Hot Dog slides into Brenda's buns (Kristen Wiig) in a very intimate and intense manner is well executed, likewise the other parts in the orgy where the foods use the strap-on to penetrate each other and to perform foodilingus on each other. It is a sexually intimate session between these characters that makes the movie worth a watch-from beginning to end. This scene alone is what defines this movie as a "sausage party".

10/10

Do the penis and vagina shaped foods have penises and vaginas or does the hotdog shove his entire body into the buns entire body?

paid shill detected

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>Sup Forums as fuck

Fucking die. Also this movie looks like horseshit, and you'll sure as hell be there to fund more of this garbage you waste of oxygen.

Not him, but I think they were naked to begin with.

Frank has sex with Brenda in a way that he shoves his body deep in her vagina (bottom of the hot dog bun) headfirst, with the jizz and cum being the mustard and ketchup and all that. The jizz could also be the grease or oil that comes out of the hot dogs that cums on Brenda's ass. The lavash and the bagel's gay sex will consist of him, the lavash, shoving himself in Sammy's boyhole constantly, possibly. The scen will have all the voice actors talking like pornstars, with Wiig pretending to orgasm and cum with CGU jizz mustard on her face and Teresa getting creampied by ketchup and shit like that. It could also be Seth Rogen making ejaculating noises tol. The strap-on will possibly be something that was once part of a food or something.

I hate him more than any other current comedy actor. Unfunny fat sack of shit helped turn mainstream comedy films into just a bunch of people saying "fuck" and talking about dicks.

>Sausage party is what would happen if everyone at Pixar syphilis

That makes no fucking sense.

I'm convinced critics are paid off.

>could
so you just made this up?
the food orgy is serious business

From a leaked script by the way.

From what I found looking thriugh this, Sammy is a jew, while Lavash is an arab. Since Frank was used as a strap on, it may be that he actually goes through Brenda full body without them having to have a smaller hotdog penis or something.

Who is worse, Adam Sandler or Seth Rogan?

>this is a multimillion dollar movie with a wide spread release

the script orgy is old news

Why are Americans so shit at doing... Well, anything?

You fat fucks consistently say shit like "Canada iz irrelevant" or "Canada sucks, haha let's all hate on Canada haha", but what are you?

I don't understand. You are the only people in the billions of years old history of the the entire earth that are consistently shown to produce nothing of value and then shove it down the rest of the worlds faces, expecting us to simply agreed with you.

I mean, why are you people so fucking stupid?

What about you makes you think so highly of yourselves?

Honestly, if I was American, I'd fucking kill myself in complete shame and disgust.

Nothing about you people is redeemable, and it's quite telling to me how you honestly continue to parade yourselves as "number #1" without anything to show for it

You're all fat

You're all lazy

You're all stupid and test poorly on standardized exams

You're all disgusting

You're all horrible human beings that casually go on with your day as your own people get gunned down by the hundreds every day, with most of these gun men being created by how shitty you are as a people.

You're all arrogant

You're all losers

The ENTIRE world hates you, especially Canada.

There's a reason why the people of Europe look highly at us, and not you.

You people are a cancer. A blight upon this earth.

You people are destructive, consistently causing untold amounts of human suffering in the Middle East by blowing up innocent families for oil, and creating Isis

You helped create a migrant crisis that is on the brink of destroying Europe, and many women and children are getting raped as a consequence.

You robbed my county of a culture, and forced us into a state of subsevience.

Fuck you USA. Fuck you forever.;

But what confuses me is, how do they jerk themselves off? Does Frank just put his hands around his head and strokes his head up and down? Or does he have a smaller hot dog inside of him?

i know this is b8 but seth rogan is canadian

Cancuck detected. Enjoy being America's hat for your entire existence.

Rogen is canadian though

spoileranon also said that the food does have dicks and all that, but you always only can see the testicles
this is all I know