ask a software engineer/developer/programmer anything
Ask a software engineer/developer/programmer anything
How are you planning your inevitable suicide
by becoming your step dad
Can you port IRIX to x86? Source is IRIX_6.5.7.tgz
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I'm not much of a kernel developer, do you even want me to extract dat file?
Awesome. You still owe me twenty years worth of allowance you faggot
And you better take me fishing on sundays or I'll bite your fucking dick off
what language did you start learning first?
Which is your favorite language?
I started learning C++ and used Java as my profession. But I personally like developing using Node.js because it's much faster.
yeah, what are you programming on?
What do you think of sticking projects together with massive help of open-source-libraries?
How often a day are you visiting stackoverflow?
since you seem to be the only competent programmer when you claim to be engineer/developer/programmer:
How do you handle deadlines?
How many cocks have you sucked in your lifetime and why is the answer only your dad's?
I hope you're paid well. I wouldn't wish that disgustingly tedious job on anyone.
when people with real skills that actually help people better their lives do you feel inferior or embarrassed?
>yeah, what are you programming on?
Mostly Web Development and WebServices under Java and other low level stuffs.
>What do you think of sticking projects together with massive help of open-source-libraries?
Open-Source libraries are okay as long as you can maintain them, I mean maintain the person who customize these libraries.
>How often a day are you visiting stackoverflow?
Every single fucking time.
>since you seem to be the only competent programmer when you claim to be engineer/developer/programmer:
Engineer - Is the one who plans, process and design shits
Developer - Is some sort of Engineer but you can be a developer without skill of programming
Programmer- Who does the real shit
>How do you handle deadlines?
I tell to my boss or supervisor in advance that we cannot finish it. If he insist, we prioritize tasks depending on their most needs and severity.
started using c++
KEK
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I don't remember how many but I remember when I sucked your dad's he shouted your name when he cum
I have above average salary and two full-time jobs.
I like you
Not actually.
Like m00t, Zuckerberg, Gates, Steve Jobs and etc. just got lucky. Many software developers making great softwares, it's all about marketing and discovery.
What is the Best method/language to write a webbased gui?
I took a couple classes each of C++, Network Management, Database Management, HTML/CSS, Systems Analysis/Design, Operating Systems, Business Management, Software applications, etc... I decide to specialize in Network Engineering.
Why did you choose to be a code monkey?
See Node.js, it has lots of things working for presentation oriented software.
>Engineer
>Developer
>Programmer
pick one
I strongly believe that my job isn't boring.
Once I picked one, then I picked one and finally picked the last one. Nailed them all
Any tips for a beginner in coding? like seriously i just started and i have no idea what the fuck i should begin with.
Sounds great, goodluck with memory management. it's fune
>Node.js
How secure? is it like AJAX?
First, you have to accept yourself that you need to understand things even though you don't want it. Later you will realize.
Well sort of, AJAX is usually used to call micro services such as HTTP protocols in JavaScript
If you want to secure things on front-end level, you need more knowledge when it comes to different kinds of authentication, tokenizing and more more more javascript
Thx user, It get it. I'm reading about Node.js now
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Seems like it'll be fun, Any tips on what actually to start with? I tried C++ and it really didn't work out
If C++ didn't work out for you, try Java. It's 50% much easier.
I know the basics of Java and a lot of the advanced stuff.
Libraries are easy to pick up on
Worked with it off and on for like 4 years... have a lot of 50% projects which usually extract information from images and apis
Could I get employed as a software dicksucker?
Oh like m00t? Yes.
Tabs or spaces?
Tabs!
Btw if you want nodejs with a front end library use Meteor. I use it at work we created a Bitcoin selling system with it.
Easy to learn hard to master
Is it recommended to start with the "Hello world" thing because it really doesn't seem to teach you anything
Why are you a faggot?
Actually, "Hello world" is just a comical or should I say common word to express first thing you test a programming language for the first time which is printing strings
Could u tel me something about turbo pascal?
>nostalgia
Because you can't be like me
OH HURDURRR I PROGREM VERY LOW LVL
What library you use for backend?
U serious nigGa?
nigga i aint playing games here
Hows IT feel sitting ona bench
NodeJS of course.
I mean, what kind of library handles your persistence layer?
How long did it take you to master Java and C++?
How long does it take you to master any language in general?
Actually, you can master a programming language depending on your preference. In order for you to master things, you need to learn the basics and intermediate facts like OOP and Design Patters.
I've been working with Java for like 10 years already. I can't say I reach its mastery because technologies are iterating