/nfl/ general - Strong Seed Edition

Stafford is having twins sub-edition

SEA:Prosise set up for 'bigger role' Sunday night
PIT:Report: Steelers will activate Ladarius Green
FA:Pead in critical condition after car accident
TB:Martin's status will 'go down to the wire'
SEA:Carroll: Good chance Rawls returns next week
SEA:Christine Michael listed questionable for SNF
TEN:DeMarco Murray (toe) taken off injury report
GB:Randall Cobb no longer on Packers inj. report
MIA:Landry (shoulder) questionable for Week 10
ARZ:Arians: Nelson now Cardinals No. 2 wideout
LAR:Todd Gurley (thigh) back at practice Friday
ARZ:Fitzgerald taken off Cardinals' injury report

Dak for president

2 Mexico 1 USA

POTUS is a step down from quarterbacking America's Team.

>Trump declines Presidential position in order to become the Dallas quarterback
>Declares that he will build a great wall between the opponent's defense and himself

>no Dempsey
Surprised we even scored tbqh

CHI

Have you seen that line? The wall already exists

I had a dream my team won a playoff game vs the Cardinals, they're not even in the AFC, what does this mean?

as a cardinals fan, it means your subconscious is stupid for thinking the cardinals will make the playoffs

This.

Well, I already knew ARZ wouldn't make the playoffs, I'm worried either my team will be relocated to the NFCW or the divisions will be fucked

>see this coming at you
>what do

Derek Carr is elite

Skinz

We really out were

>Dolphins

I expect nothing.

Say that it's really cool to meet him in person, but I don't want be rude and ask him photos or anything.

And you're still let down

Post your butt slut

I ain't into that trap shit

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I was told you were a girl

You were misinformed

oh, like you're doing now?

Huh?

Huh? Huh? Huh?

I'm gonna shitpost up a storm so powerful it could lift Florida out of the ground when the Raiders lose in the playoffs.

I'd be happy if >my Raiders just made it fizzam

APOLOGIZE

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>Being a nigger
You sure showed him

U mad whitey?

this thread sucks

/nfl/ sucks
NFL sucks
Gridiron sucks

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So I'm gone for like 5 months and /nfl/ goes to shit without me... What did I miss lads?

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Flacco being shit

>captcha: STOP POST
OK then

>38 replies
>11 of them are carrmageddon

Lelmao

At least he's trying

you're both faggots

Your Memes are bad and you should feel bad

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I cannot possibly think of a stupider move than the Chargers moving to LA. LA hates the Chargers and many root for a division opponent.

>his best friend is literally President of the US

I hope Goodell likes Cuban food.

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sad but true

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USA USA USA

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Someone turn this into Kap

>Carmageddon user posting
>bradysknee
worst thread on Sup Forums right now

Nope, I'm on >/vg/

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Fuck off Old Bay

sup

What happened to Kirk?

pure cancer

>implying Sup Forums isn't worse

t. Basement NEET

t. highschool dropout

t. Cards fans

>could have had a 10/10 Queen
>stuck with a sperglord billionaire fedora with a combover

Oh well, at least Belicheck and Brady now have the POTUS on their side. The NFL is trembling in fear.

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>10/10 Queen
Maybe if you're blind and deaf

Favre's baby dick is at full attention.

>Derek Carr is a literal Raven killer
Feels good. I hate the AFCN nigger squads

>Canadian OP
>Old Bay
>Brady'sknee
>Raiders posting
poor thread never stood a chance

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Wait wut

Disgusting
TYBC

TYBC

...Aaron?

Nice. You saved that post when I missed trips by 1 like 2 years ago

Nope, my tastes are very specific

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Stop
Get some taste
Come back in about 10 years

THICC

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This general is dead

The Discord is full of autism

Where do we go now?

Fuck you guys. I'm leaving Sup Forums for good because this thread is so bad. Have a nice life

>Patriots officially have activated RB Dion Lewis to 53-man roster, per @FieldYates.

Bye, see you next week

made my day

based Dion

This is a Saturday thread, they're notoriously terrible

fucker's been sitting on my fantasy bench for weeks!

>The Patriots have released RB Dion Lewis

i still have jamaal charles