/heem/ MSG edition

205 Today Lads

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FRIENDLY HEEMINDER: if you don't either pay for ppvs, have fight pass, or support the UFC through purchasing product then your opinion on fighter treatment, fight quality, or anything else is irrelevant. You are not a customer of the UFC. You do not contribute anything to the product but still try to reap all of the benefits (and often have the audacity to expect a company, you don't even pay, to cater to your preferences). If you want things to improve and complain about it, yet you illegally steal UFC content then you are the scum of the earth. You are leeches on the company and on the sport as a whole. All of you criminal slime will get what's coming to you one day.

Buy UFC 205 and subscribe to FightPass here: UFC.tv

Love, love loving that the McGregor line is moving so much, if i could bet McGregor at 1.85 and up i would be gleefully happy.

Wonderwhiteboi

they are not famous enought to feel bad about them

i'm just bored on heem :)))

>tfw literally zero (0) percent hispanic/latino/irish

who should i root for in the main event?

>/HEEM/'s OFFICIAL LIST OF RULES CHANGES NEEDED TO FIX MMA

1. 12-6 elbows are legal
2. Any two fouls within a ten minute period are an automatic point deduction
3. Heel kicks to the kidney from guard are legal
4. No gloves
5. Kicks, knees, and stomps are legal to the head of grounded opponents
6. Head butts are legal
7. Non title fights are Gi optional
8. Title fights are Gi only
9. TRT optional for all fighters36 and older
10. TRT mandatory and all PEDS optional for any fighter 40 or older.
11. Fights will take place in a large open space (~1 hectacre)

>Muh heritage
Who gives a fuck

At what time do the prelims commence? I need to know if I have time to do laundry and get groceries. Have been wearing the same jizz stained shirt for four days, and eating pb&j.

I subscribe to fight pass but fuck changing my broadband supplier to BT just so I can watch the main cards legit on BT Sport.

post here since other threads is dead

2016 World sambo championships finals just finish 3 hrs ago

youtube.com/watch?v=gyNIzMc3KWE

For Dana White. If Conor loses that will be bad for UFC, much less memes and hype over his fights

Roughly 7 Bongs

I have Croatian, Serbian, Austrian and Slovenian blood. For whom should i root for in the main event?

*tips fedora*

>OFFICIAL /heem/ ANALYST POWERRANKINGS
1. Eugene S. Robinson
1. Brendan Schaub
2. Bryan Callen
3. Kid/King/Cuck Nate

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4. Cuck Thompson
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5. Zane Simon
6. Hack Slack
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7. Connor neckbeard
8. Dr. Wyman
9. Dallas Winston
10. Luca Fury
11. Cody Saftic
12. Bas
13. Rogan

-------UFC SHILL POWER GAP------

1004. Dominick Cruz
1005. Dan Hardy
1006. Brian Stann
1007. Bisping
1008. Florian
1009. Cormier
1010. Tyrone
1011. Robin Black

italy brah go on discord chat

Against the American

Is it acceptable to go to a bar to watch UFC?

3%? you're basically full blood

no

Yeah, because they probably lose money showing PPVs anyway

>tfw no heembros to watch UFC with

Anyone in the Twin Cities want to come over and watch the pay-per-view? I have a 50 inch TV.

Yes. Support the bar when they show UFC events and they are more likely to buy future ppv.

>I have a 50 inch TV
What about dick?

I'm a few hours away. Do you have a gf we can doubleteam later?

>tfw no gf

Eddie doesn't deserve to lose.
:(

you unironically believe in ancient middle eastern mythology wgaf

ur gonna be the girl tonight

britbro?

Be careful.

EXTENDED CLIP OF CONOR GETTING HEEMD

mobile.twitter.com/SandhuMMA/status/797483104445333505/video/1

Khabib.

you're wrong
1. /heem/

OH SHIT HE WENT THERE

The look on Goob's face.

yeah man

Get on heemspeak or the Discord channel. Comfy as fug.

Skinny old brazilian fook

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you are talking nonsense sir

Biggest PPV ever and most of you dorks will spend it sitting on your computer, alone, watching an illegal stream and shitposting on Sup Forums and reddit, just like you do for every other PPV. You'll eat unhealthy food like pizza and hotpockets and drink sugary soda. You'll stay up and watch the press conferences and then go to bed, alone.

For those of you that arent complete failures at life, what are you plans for tonight? My and my chick and another couple are meeting up at Hooters. They just moved a new location and now charge a $20 cover, but I dont mind cause it keeps the riff raff out.

I'm from philly and would LOVE to see alvarez beat mccheese, but I'm not sure it's gonna go that way

im on discord now or you can go heemspeak

nice blog breh

moar?

hahahahahaha. get the fuck out

>My and my chick and another couple are meeting up at Hooters. They just moved a new location and now charge a $20 cover, but I dont mind cause it keeps the riff raff out.

>Hooters
>No riff raff

Must be the emptiest Hooters on the planet

I'm going to stay on Sup Forums all night and remind all the nerds here that they are losers for watching UFC alone.

thanks for the info

If anyone is in New Jersey on November Nov 13th

Damain Maia is teaching a wrestling clinic/MMA grappling clinic

its a $100 and there is enough room for 100 students.

edgehoboken.com/adult-programs/demian-maia-seminar/

better be alone at home talking to lads who won't let you down than going to a bar with people who don't care.
Because at the end of the day even when /heem/ is at its darkest you'll always find someone to talk to and cheer you up, shit you don't even need to talk sometimes just lurking is enough. I'm glad I'm here wih people I can relate to

discord.gg/cu2NtSu

Discord channel for tonight & future events & fight discussions. Get in here Sup Forumsartans. It's comfy, friendly and perfect for goofs like us.

see
u unironic ziltch

Good post

Conor actually predicted that Jose's career will be over

>watching MMA with women

MMA is for the LADS

You get them over and shout HEEM at the 4k TV while sitting on the comfy sofas

>3. Heel kicks to the kidney from guard are legal

Theyre legal now.

such DISRESPECT

Ufc noob here

How much of a lock is Jedrzejczyk to win? Need to know for gambling purposes. Thanks

>typing at strangers on the internet is better than being with actual loved ones

Wow.

Well, they will be legal starting next year. /heem/s lobbying efforts are working!

one hunna
she gon kill that otha bishh

i unironically hope kelvin gastelum fucking dies
what a piece of fucking shit. fat, boring, pigeon brain piece of shit.

let cowboy fight someone from the audience

They will be legal in January you mean

New rules won't roll out till Jan 1st 2017

I'm cool, calm and elated for tonights fights. No real preferences for winners, just want clean and honest mixture of martial arts.

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>this emotional goof

go back to redit, normie.

Its the most certain of all the title fights, it will probably be a decision, Joanna is basically a better version of KK but anything can happen in the Octagon ™

It's $20 per person?

Hell, just chill at home with them and order the PPV to avoid the overpriced drinks and food, uncomfortable chairs, and not being able to hear the commentary

Youll fo nutting get a f×ck outta here!

>let cowboy fight someone from the audience
Cowboy vs 3... no 5 random mcmerer fans that flew in from potatoland

She's fought her opponent before and won, albeit it was a long time ago. Joanna improves a lot between her fights and her biggest strength is her striking, so is her opponents but Joanna is a lot better imho.

What's in the bag?

absolute dead on lock. karolina has put together some ok decisions but she's not fought anyone on joanna's level and brings nothing to the table. she's also lost to her before.

I would like to add that anything can happen, but it's womens strawweight so I doubt there will be a surprise knock out.

what are the odds on karolina winning? if they're crazy it might be worth it to put 10 bux for shits and giggles.

>trying to give advice on betting
>dosnt even know the odds

Shut the fuck up, kid.

>i unironically hope kelvin gastelum fucking dies
jesus

Alright boys, here's the bingo card for tonight.

thanks reddit

JJ won't lose, you'd have to be a ridiculous casual to think otherwise.

Free space row is practically guaranteed

it reminded me of those Jalal's prank videos

>th-then wh-what what then wh-what c-canvas

noone can take dat coke comedawn

shit is foggy

Yfw if Conor and Tyron win they are going to fight for ww bbelt

What should I get to drink tonight?

now that's a main card i can get behind.

Did I say she would, you dumb, illiterate sack of shit moron?

I can tell youre one of the piece of shit losers thats gonna watch the fights alone on your computer lmao. Fucking piece of trash.

pls no

You implied it, literal goof.

Do I need to spell it out for you?

Coors™ cause Bud Light won't pay us nothing.

>Bruce buffer spins
It's called the Buffer 360°™ ya dumb goof

How often are you going to check heem tonight when you are out with your "friends"?

i ain't the one gambling brother, i'm just giving my take on how they fight will/could turn out, thats what the man asked for.

With that said it looks like i'm gonna have to put a clinic on ya. hop in my guard, son

No, I didnt, stupid. Quite the opoosite in fact. Too bad you were never tauht proper reading comprehension and how to read context. You grew up in the txt message era.

youtu.be/Gl37l-hIwyQ

Monster energy.
Everyone on /heem/ loves monster.
I love you monster.

Oh, you're a SHIT TIER troll.

Eat my big American nuts you cuck.

>tfw Charlotte and no fellow fite fans

What are you doing in Britain, dom?

Monster is the worst energy drink