How to pick up bitches on Tinder 101

How to pick up bitches on Tinder 101.

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interesting, user. Keep going

Now OP, lets see the picture of that landwhale you are trying to pull

moar

Keep going! Youve nearly got her!

Just don't go full Hesse on her

This is fucking cringeworthy

Virgin reporting for duty

While you are being assertive and bitches like that, you're still acting like a cringy fucking creep.

>she looks fat
>shes wearing glasses
>she has a snapchat tag on her photo
>her chin is fucked
>shes pouting
>can barely see half her face

Lol opie you matched with a 3/10 (at most) sket that has sucked like 30 people off from tinder and feel the need to make a thread braggin about your accomplishments of her responding a few times.

GJ faggot.

Nice try landwhale hunter, I've been dating the same chick for three years and have fucked more in that time period than you will your whole life

no one cares that you can almost start a conversation with the ugliest chick to be posted on Sup Forums

sage

At this point shes only replying to OP out of amusement and hes better off not posting anymore caps.

Poor op. So beta

could you get any more butthurt?

you've been tapping the same worn out skank for 3 years and probably will for another 3 until she finds someone better than you, while on the other hand I've been getting one night stands every other weekend

And that means that he's having at least thrice as much sex as you. And you can't hold on to a woman.

not the guy you were replying to, but if these are the levels of girls you have been fucking I'm sure hes not mad.

Post moar op this shit is hilarious

How the fuck is someone this cringe worthy?

stfu samefag

sage

Wait, I misread, you are fucking "every other weekend". That's two fucks a month. Is that something to brag about? And why don't they insist on another shag?

Tinder Select

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nice lines bro

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Too harsh, tone it back man you're gonna lose her and not get tits and ass.

>omg papa roach last resort

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You lost her about 4 messages back

"Oh haha" "yeah lol" incoming then no replies

Well done you could have been a Sup Forums demi god for a minute like hesse

get thread

Also she's dryer than a nuns cooch, she was moistening

Get thread proven

Op stops posting as no reply like I predicted.

Well done faggot

OP, you will get her.

You thought wrong.

>Eating my tea

probably british

Op are you trying to prove that you're extremely lonely or something?

I haven't felt sorry for someone like this in a while

When you freeze it, you can eat it like a slushie.

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>it's *losing, you fucking third grader. Learn how to spell.
also wow ur so random lolz ur so funny

OP, charge phone and share her nudes.

Which city are you from?

4 more replies then she's done

You heard It here first

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Well, at least he's on his way to fuck her if he doesn't fuck it up in the process.

I dindu get any matches

Generic response haha

Enjoy your last two faggot

Are you a time traveler OP? It's not september yet

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In every country other than the US it goes day/month/year instead of month/day/year

You did good OP. But I think it's done now

99% of girls would stop talking to you by this point. she must be desparate

I think she is retarded

Yah. OPs game is shit tier

so fuckin bad you can tell shes fat because shes actually replying

>abandon thread

American education

50 messages exchanged and op still hasnt sealed the deal

Bump

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Implying IP is desperate enough to fuck a chubby chick.

OP*

i thought this was a tinder thread. for
fucks
sakes
>>screen cap for beta cringe?

implying that isnt the entire reason he(you) started the thread in the first place
>how to pick up bitches on tinder
>fails to pickup a 4/10

you are cancer
please cease and desist your heresy

i think she is dtf...... :)

Thread is dead everyone. Funs over

hey Sup Forums i will be dumping photos from when i wooed this college student a few days ago.

Part 1

Ask her to 'succ my nunts' then when she replies say 'whadayatalkinabeet'

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"I can run pretty fast if i juice up first"

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Part 6

THE NEXT DAY

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>bob's burger
>funny

Abandon that retard

bitch watches shit tv shows. think of netflix and chill!!! not going to be good

I have more.

easiest ways to get girls 101
1.Don't be yourself
2.Be straightforward even if it means just saying "send ass"

that's all

Damn.

Tinder is not meant to be a conversation place

It's for finding quick pussy. Get their contact asap and dip

Observe (hope you can speak spanish)

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hey! archer is a good show

TFW the anons are better than OP

jesus fucking christ op, kill yourself

Anyone know a specific reason bitches never respond to me? i'm a 5/10 i think

This

check em, OP must commit suicide

thats probably why you fucking gay

Bro after I eat, I will make another Tinder fix thread like yesterday if you were around

It was a huge success

Got tons of matches from it

Aaaand you fucked up.

1/2

can't believe i read this whole thread of beta failures

Try using OP's starter line, it's worked on two girls for me so far.