How to pick up bitches on Tinder 101.
How to pick up bitches on Tinder 101
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interesting, user. Keep going
Now OP, lets see the picture of that landwhale you are trying to pull
moar
Keep going! Youve nearly got her!
Just don't go full Hesse on her
This is fucking cringeworthy
Virgin reporting for duty
While you are being assertive and bitches like that, you're still acting like a cringy fucking creep.
>she looks fat
>shes wearing glasses
>she has a snapchat tag on her photo
>her chin is fucked
>shes pouting
>can barely see half her face
Lol opie you matched with a 3/10 (at most) sket that has sucked like 30 people off from tinder and feel the need to make a thread braggin about your accomplishments of her responding a few times.
GJ faggot.
Nice try landwhale hunter, I've been dating the same chick for three years and have fucked more in that time period than you will your whole life
no one cares that you can almost start a conversation with the ugliest chick to be posted on Sup Forums
sage
At this point shes only replying to OP out of amusement and hes better off not posting anymore caps.
Poor op. So beta
could you get any more butthurt?
you've been tapping the same worn out skank for 3 years and probably will for another 3 until she finds someone better than you, while on the other hand I've been getting one night stands every other weekend
And that means that he's having at least thrice as much sex as you. And you can't hold on to a woman.
not the guy you were replying to, but if these are the levels of girls you have been fucking I'm sure hes not mad.
Post moar op this shit is hilarious
How the fuck is someone this cringe worthy?
stfu samefag
sage
Wait, I misread, you are fucking "every other weekend". That's two fucks a month. Is that something to brag about? And why don't they insist on another shag?
Tinder Select
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nice lines bro
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Too harsh, tone it back man you're gonna lose her and not get tits and ass.
>omg papa roach last resort
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You lost her about 4 messages back
"Oh haha" "yeah lol" incoming then no replies
Well done you could have been a Sup Forums demi god for a minute like hesse
get thread
Also she's dryer than a nuns cooch, she was moistening
Get thread proven
Op stops posting as no reply like I predicted.
Well done faggot
OP, you will get her.
You thought wrong.
>Eating my tea
probably british
Op are you trying to prove that you're extremely lonely or something?
I haven't felt sorry for someone like this in a while
When you freeze it, you can eat it like a slushie.
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>it's *losing, you fucking third grader. Learn how to spell.
also wow ur so random lolz ur so funny
OP, charge phone and share her nudes.
Which city are you from?
4 more replies then she's done
You heard It here first
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Well, at least he's on his way to fuck her if he doesn't fuck it up in the process.
I dindu get any matches
Generic response haha
Enjoy your last two faggot
Are you a time traveler OP? It's not september yet
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In every country other than the US it goes day/month/year instead of month/day/year
You did good OP. But I think it's done now
99% of girls would stop talking to you by this point. she must be desparate
I think she is retarded
Yah. OPs game is shit tier
so fuckin bad you can tell shes fat because shes actually replying
>abandon thread
American education
50 messages exchanged and op still hasnt sealed the deal
Bump
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Implying IP is desperate enough to fuck a chubby chick.
OP*
i thought this was a tinder thread. for
fucks
sakes
>>screen cap for beta cringe?
implying that isnt the entire reason he(you) started the thread in the first place
>how to pick up bitches on tinder
>fails to pickup a 4/10
you are cancer
please cease and desist your heresy
i think she is dtf...... :)
Thread is dead everyone. Funs over
hey Sup Forums i will be dumping photos from when i wooed this college student a few days ago.
Part 1
Ask her to 'succ my nunts' then when she replies say 'whadayatalkinabeet'
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"I can run pretty fast if i juice up first"
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Part 6
THE NEXT DAY
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>bob's burger
>funny
Abandon that retard
bitch watches shit tv shows. think of netflix and chill!!! not going to be good
I have more.
easiest ways to get girls 101
1.Don't be yourself
2.Be straightforward even if it means just saying "send ass"
that's all
Damn.
Tinder is not meant to be a conversation place
It's for finding quick pussy. Get their contact asap and dip
Observe (hope you can speak spanish)
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hey! archer is a good show
TFW the anons are better than OP
jesus fucking christ op, kill yourself
Anyone know a specific reason bitches never respond to me? i'm a 5/10 i think
This
check em, OP must commit suicide
thats probably why you fucking gay
Bro after I eat, I will make another Tinder fix thread like yesterday if you were around
It was a huge success
Got tons of matches from it
Aaaand you fucked up.
1/2
can't believe i read this whole thread of beta failures
Try using OP's starter line, it's worked on two girls for me so far.