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'nime

cara

post some bare legs kid

tim needs help

>threadsplitting

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just said 'alas' to myself irl

business idea: produce tonnes of pornography starring women in hijabs in order to sexualise the hijab

doing a mild depression lads, nothing seems worth it haha

don't forget, no gf forever

lads should I do a Masters in Art Curating?

Stop single linking you fucking spastic

Really, really hate myself.

Who else here expects themselves to enjoy shaving their body and dressing in sexy female wear around the house?

you already look like you'd be a security guy in an art museum if you'd button up so why not

Status: Obliterated

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chomp on my huevos

When will you kill yourself?

>this united match

had an italian for lunch

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rolled sleeves and twig arms always looks funny to me

I don't know, maybe at age 70 or 75 when the health becomes more trouble than it's worth and my pension funds run out.

beginning to think kraut gayposting isn't ironic

how was he

whoop de doo

i am not your homie
not your homie

hmm

maybe me

>ywn have a big willy

feels bad

a bit salty

>tfw you will NEVER be invited to a glow-in-the-dark party
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tried a carling cider yesterday. awful muck

>she

JENNY?

Brave Irish Celtic warriors cucked the limp wristed pencil necked ænglo cuckbois in the rugby yesterday

Muslims

wouldn't mind having sexual intercourse with that little girl in Logan lads, if you know what I mean

EXCELLENT post

What did he mean by this?

>glow-in-the-dark party

umm yankie
we call that a "UV party" xxx

just a ploy so coloured girls can hide their ugly selves

Still plenty of opportunities for guys with small willies, even if it doesn't directly involve the willy.

Lot of money riding on the citeh liverpool game lads

If it finishes with the wrong outcome then it could be the long awaited 'cide

or a Master's in Museum and Heritage Studies?
need some direction lads

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only runtoid drones actually think this is a good idea

I want a British girlfriend.

nobody ever will because they only happen on tv

U don't know me yeah u don know meeee

I am not ur homies yeh not ur homie!!!

what language is this

>tfw big willy
>tfw never used it

got a choon if anyone wants it

neato thanks. i'll remember that for the next time i post this

is it a worth getting the ol' ps4 lads?

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no thanks

iktf

Go look for one on the Falklands.

What's it like having a big one?

>tfw she gives you the succ and doesn't stop at all as you come

HHHNNNGGGG

been hitting my stride lately I reckon lads
good deal of female attention but I'm still too autistic to act on it

Nah better off getting a decent PC.

t. owns PC + PS4

since when did man city have so many finnish fans

I remember this one off program that was on tele a while back
it was about a crossdressing teenager whose dad found his stuff, assumed it was his wife's and it nearly tore the marriage apart

just thought you'd like to know

it's good

Need a goal in the footy rapidly

>Go look for one on the Falklands.
good lad

I remember an episode of doctors where there was a tranny in it who was taking his mum's menopause pills to transition

Can't find my girly clothes and can hear my mum crying

name your purpose because xbox one s is the best current console

simply epic

Which way should I go lads?

>Go look for one on the Falklands.
honestly very proud of you for this

NEED a gf with a proper arse

immigrant rankings:

top tier
>all europeans bar spaniards
>chinese
>aussies + kiwis

mid tier
>russians
>poles
>slavs in general
>south americans
>spaniards
>yanks + canadians

shit tier
>pakis
>indians
>africans
>rest of the world

well the bottom one doesn't really exist

4 episodes of Iron Fist left lads, not sure if it's gotten better or worse as I've gone desu, probably about the same level of quality.

bottom one
then propel yourself upwards through the miracle of consumer capitalism, and finally pursue your dreams and shit

depends what your dreams are desu
what are your dreams?

brrft

the only reason to get an xbone is to play halo. ps4 is superior

never built or played a pc desu lad

>Flatmate just got back from her run and got in the shower
>Left her smelly running trainers in the hall unguarded

bring a huge GET home for /brit/

slavs are european dumb rorke

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post legs

wanna play bf1, mass effect andromeda, witcher 3

is she a fitty?

What is the average cost of a home for a first time buyer?

HOW HASN'T THERE BEEN ANY GOALS REEEE

get a PC then

bout 3.50

I got a mate to build it for me but it's well better than PS4 since you can do a lot more with it including 'chonning it, also a hell of a lot more games.

Australia needs to be burned to the ground

pursue your dreams
pursue yoUR DREAMS
PURSUE YOUR DREAMS

7x the local annual salary

No, she's a chubster and is trying to lose weight

not to mention you can get any game for free easily

anybody got a decent stream link for man u and shitterpool