Another Tinder Fix thread
Yesterday was great success and kek
Post your Tinder profiles and Sup Forumsros will fix it up
Tips:
>bio should be one or two lines
>something funny or interesting, not talking about how you want to meet people
>1st picture should be a non selfie, solo shot where you look confident
>if you aren't smiling in any photos, get new ones
>fake it til you make it!
GO GO GO
Bump with results
20 matches in 5 hours
You swipe right on everyone? I heard it fucks up your account rating
>Bio should be one or two lines
Someone help me make 1! Please!
Heard that too yesterday, I'd say every ten swipes maybe get a left in
Let's see that profile man!
Gotta match it up to yourself
had a two liner that was catchy
I actually got my first direct request for a hookup today and suddenly don't know if I even want it now.
'I don't want to brag, but I can eat a yoghurt without a spoon'
man.. same goes for me ... first talk .. she initiated .. whatsapp here and there few pictures .. but honestly .. the hunt is gone ..
I ain't putting my face here. But I wear suit and look sharp as my solo shot.
WHATS TINDER?
That thing you use to make fires in runescape
>But I wear suit and look sharp as my solo shot.
with the matching fedora
Am I allowed to post my profile if I'm black.
Yeah, you probably don't look as good as you think if you can't make a good one liner
so... no takers?
like when they just ask if you're free for a hookup, where's the fun? No seduction at all
"I thought this was Grindr."
"I only used velcro shoes until I was 14."
"I have like 2 and a half ethnic friends."
With your mom in my arm.
God you are cringy huh
bio:
>what i lack in size I make up for in self pity"
pic:
>your best selfie
good luck Sup Forumsros
Hi Op
This was my favorite from yesterday kek
If we could fix this we can fix anyone
"Vegetarians love my meat"
"Swipe right, you won't believe what happens next"
Post link of yesterday plz
mfw I see the batman suit
>4/5 selfies
>looks kinda different in every pic
>fucking long bio
>unnecessary content (Im here for... Im 8"... Friends think Im... )
>and ugly on top
How do I find threads? I can locate it for you, I was op of it
It's usually saved on 4plebs.
>so pathetically desperate you resort to online dating and apps for hookups
LOL people aare fucking stupid, and so sad
kek
yas.
Student at student
How can you find a thread by time?
damn wasted these beautiful trips
I have a look bro.
>not 1 match in long time
its just hopeless im really starting to believe i might literally be alone forever
Well if you guys could somehow ignore I'm black I'd appreciate the help.
I Googled some quick funny tinder profiles. I added a fedora pic cause that's the last time I dressed fancy. Come to think of it, might be a tribbly
Post it man, I'll have a look
Tell everyone you played Michelangelo in Turtles. They'll never refute you.
Maybe drop the fake quotes.
Keep the mom one, bitches love a funny guy.
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ditch the fedora picture and group picture
also ditch the quote from the most interesting man in the world and your profile should be 7/10
I thought this once. But why wouldn't you? It's retardedly easy to get laid using Tinder.
Don't forget to mention your BBC.
No one told me to fuck off so I'll throw mine in
Bio needs to be short and simple, something about yourself and what you can interest them with
And an interesting picture. That's all you need
I get a decent amount of matches
I'll give you better critique in a second
get a picture of you and your two puppers as the primary photo
Look at your other photos and imagine yourself in the girl's shoes, then think: "do I want this man to put his dick in me?" then proceed to delete wihchever ones you said no to (hint: all of them)
get a photo of you looking at the camera
Never really used tinder, just hook ups or what?
THIS, do this
OP here. Best for hookups imo. Chicks are so down to fuck sometimes with no effort
If you do it right, I'll like a fuck delivery to your room
Definitely use the How to be Black picture as your first photo. Girls like to laugh.
Ah yeah i dont really have social media(deleted it all cause i got into some bad stuff online) can i just make an account?
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you need facebook
Help me please
Ah shit i cant get on that lol ill stick around for anytjing good i guess
Fag from yesterday here, that was my prom suit
Enjoy the pic user
Maybe mention that you have quarter downs syndrome. Women love hugs.
you think thats how you get pussy?
Got it. 3 pics enough? 2 of those are selfies
Ditch the fedora. Get rid of 1 also I'd say, are your teeth jacked up? If not have a good non selfie pic of you smiling for the first one. Most chicks don't even look past #1
#3 should be #2
Need a better first pic, who the fuck would go right if they're swiping fast?
Honestly, almost ditch all your photos except #2. You just need 3 good looking confident pics, with you smiling. Shitty selfies are unattracted
"chill college dude" -> "studying __"
get rid of everything else
maybe put "come pet my dogs" or some thing, and yes, get puppers pics
Got a bj in the bathroom and met one of my ex's at prom so... yeah
Dude, you seriously have the potential to be slaying pussy.
Just fix yourself up a little, looks like you might lack confidence. But you're a good looking dude naturally, no homo.
The first three are decent pictures. I would put the one of you and the military person as your primary picture and decrease your bio to just one sentence.
3 pics is good enough, if they want to see more of you hook your tinder up to your instagram
"I know like, 3 jokes and I make a damn good pizza"
Retake that picture. You look high or like you have downs.
Shoes are fucking awful. Get something with laces, you arent 12 anymore. You should not be wearing loafers with a bowtie.
Alright I think I've got it. 2 lines good to go? Or should I go with something else?
m a d m a n
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nows perfect, well done
alright Sup Forums give me some good one liners
not posting my face on Sup Forums
>im mixed black and white
More pics like 2
Rest can die in fire
Group shots never bad
Smile more
Switch 1 and 2
Nice
Your old number 1 was better than this one
In my bio there's a 'review' from Gny. Sgt. Hartman that says "I didn't know they stacked shit that high"
Got a few girls saying they laughed
Other comments are good. Too much going on. Girls are looking for someone chill with a sense of humor to hook up with, not a comedian.
Made a new tinder a little less than a month ago any suggestions?
>btw I'm the guy who post dubs decide and actually delivers you guys actually got me laid once still have the screen shots
My matches
You need new pictures--these are shit quality super-close selfies. Profile is way too long without anything interesting. Tinder isn't match.com. Like people said, 1-2 interesting, catchy/funny lines.
he got a point here
>55055
I like your GET user.
Bio says
"Name's Mood, user Mood
I like to drink beer with the boys, basejumping and snowboarding
Im here to match all my friends (gotta catch them all!) and to exchange puns with randoms.
If I superliked you I really need too tell u something or my thumb sliped, don't think to high about yourself"
I always use a bad pun as a icebreaker
I'm a blank slate, do your worst. I'm 6'3"
It's good to be whacky, but this picture screams overcompensation and not confident. I don't care if you've fucked a few low grade chicks--you could be doing much better.
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Nice trips, Too much doggypictures.
Should have one with you and the dog as first pic
I think this is good as is user.
Checked
>checked
put: "whos trying to get down doggy style?"
and post more pics of you and your dog
You seem like a complete loser who thinks insanely highly of himself. There are a small subset of the bimbo traveler/adventure types who would go for this, but most girls will gladly pass.
Idk if this first pic or last first pic was better
All other is good.
Not bad dude
Need more pictures of yourself max 1 doggo pic maybe you w/ doggo
Always lead with a pic like 2, see if you have a better picture like that
Drop 4/5
Def drop the pokemon ref in bio
Drop superlike clause or shorten to "if i superlike u my thumb slipped"
The bond thing could go as well
So close bro
Just make the first one not a selfie. They are not good
nah bruh in nyc hed get like 100 matches a week those bitches are travel/adventure sluts
Thx, never thought of it but maybe its true.
What improvements should I make?
You probably have a better pic than that. It aint bad but makes you look grungy so you're narrowing your range
Rest can tell w/out bio or pics
if you are hot, no one literally give a fuck about your bio. I once had '' Grab them by the pussy'' and girls would say '' You're koing right?'' also I had that fake Sasha Grey quote and still literally get laid and fucked a married women with teenage kids.
#Rule #1 be attractive
#Rule #2 don't be attractive