Can't find a job in L.A. and this is what it came to

Can't find a job in L.A. and this is what it came to

YES THAT'S ME

I took a bus all the way from Indiana because I heard you could make it big in Hollywood. I had no real money. I stayed with a friend and free loaded off him. I got fired from four jobs in one month. My room mates bitched that I was just leeching off them and it was true. I finally found a job doing some weird porn movie. I got a ride all the way out to porn-wood. I didn't know what they wanted me to do till I got to the studio. I had no choice I needed the money bad.

They want me to make another like this, What do?

what can I do?

what is that?

you let a guy fuck you? big deal

a woman

Welcome to the jungle

NO I did not. That's me fucking a woman

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that video is from the 90's, you would be 50 by now

>take viagra
>pound that fat pussy til it whistles like the old spice man
>profit

You're supposed to put it in the belly-button, fool.

That way it can feel like you're getting your cock sucked off by blubber.

give proof that's you

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and whats the big fat thing shes fucking?

I tell you, I don't even know how I got it up for her

When I walked on the set. I did a 180 and said "I'm sorry this must be the wrong place". The director was an asshole. "You're in the right place, stay the fuck where you are"

do it. you already came this far, I believe in your dreams.

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thanks

I looked at the woman (she was over 500 lbs) and she gives me this snotty look and says "what the fuck are you looking at"?

Felt like I sold my soul to the devil

perfect. next time you're going to the receiver in an all male gang bang. enjoy your life!

But I'm not gay

So guys, would you fuck a landwhale?

well then next time don't work with an asshole. they can't make you do anything unless you agree

every male porn star is gay for pay. make sure your asshole is lubed up for the next shoot.

read the original post, I needed that money bad.

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>put it in the belly-button

Done.

that's why all the gays start fucking for money

ok i will bite; why can you not hold down a real job? you would not be in this scenario if you did not get fired from four jobs

Homeless and hungry sounds like a better option

I got fired from Starbucks cause I could not help but pick my nose in front of customer (but I swear it was just a scratch) the boss told me to stop and I argued.

The job at the funeral home did not go well either

well then what's better? not picking your nose at starbucks or fucking another 500 lb bbbw?

It's only a matter of time before BELLY-FUCKING is the next big fad.

yeah but I got $300 for only an hour of work

then what's worse: fucking a bbw for $300 an hour or not picking our nose at starbucks for $7/hr

*your nose