Can't find a job in L.A. and this is what it came to
YES THAT'S ME
I took a bus all the way from Indiana because I heard you could make it big in Hollywood. I had no real money. I stayed with a friend and free loaded off him. I got fired from four jobs in one month. My room mates bitched that I was just leeching off them and it was true. I finally found a job doing some weird porn movie. I got a ride all the way out to porn-wood. I didn't know what they wanted me to do till I got to the studio. I had no choice I needed the money bad.
They want me to make another like this, What do?
Luke Long
what can I do?
Isaiah Richardson
what is that?
Liam Nguyen
you let a guy fuck you? big deal
Isaiah Phillips
a woman
Ayden Howard
Welcome to the jungle
Henry Hill
NO I did not. That's me fucking a woman
Adrian Sanders
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Benjamin Morgan
that video is from the 90's, you would be 50 by now
Nathaniel Powell
>take viagra >pound that fat pussy til it whistles like the old spice man >profit
Jason Garcia
You're supposed to put it in the belly-button, fool.
That way it can feel like you're getting your cock sucked off by blubber.
Cooper Roberts
give proof that's you
Nicholas Cook
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Matthew Walker
and whats the big fat thing shes fucking?
Blake Davis
I tell you, I don't even know how I got it up for her
When I walked on the set. I did a 180 and said "I'm sorry this must be the wrong place". The director was an asshole. "You're in the right place, stay the fuck where you are"
Wyatt Fisher
do it. you already came this far, I believe in your dreams.
Jaxson Reyes
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Nicholas Lewis
thanks
I looked at the woman (she was over 500 lbs) and she gives me this snotty look and says "what the fuck are you looking at"?
Felt like I sold my soul to the devil
Cameron Phillips
perfect. next time you're going to the receiver in an all male gang bang. enjoy your life!
Benjamin Williams
But I'm not gay
Nathaniel Ramirez
So guys, would you fuck a landwhale?
Zachary Baker
well then next time don't work with an asshole. they can't make you do anything unless you agree
Ian Flores
every male porn star is gay for pay. make sure your asshole is lubed up for the next shoot.
Luis Rogers
read the original post, I needed that money bad.
Camden Robinson
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Andrew Powell
>put it in the belly-button
Done.
Ayden Mitchell
that's why all the gays start fucking for money
Adam Long
ok i will bite; why can you not hold down a real job? you would not be in this scenario if you did not get fired from four jobs
Brayden Perry
Homeless and hungry sounds like a better option
Carter Ward
I got fired from Starbucks cause I could not help but pick my nose in front of customer (but I swear it was just a scratch) the boss told me to stop and I argued.
The job at the funeral home did not go well either
Justin Brown
well then what's better? not picking your nose at starbucks or fucking another 500 lb bbbw?
John Rodriguez
It's only a matter of time before BELLY-FUCKING is the next big fad.
Asher Edwards
yeah but I got $300 for only an hour of work
Christian Murphy
then what's worse: fucking a bbw for $300 an hour or not picking our nose at starbucks for $7/hr