You know the deal, dubs decides
You know the deal, dubs decides
Ask her what makes you different from all the other White girls
Ask her if she does bdsm
Sharpie in pooper
Tip your Fedora and shit in her mouth
ask if she's into anal
"Imma hit a lick on some bricks and go ham on it"
Call her a cunt
Send a dick pic
send her a picture of your asshole up close and personal
This
"you seem chill as fuck, whats your credit card number?"
Peg me please
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Ask if she can eat prunes out your ass
Ask her to send a pic of her finger in the ass
Pretty sure I could fit these lovely glasses in my urethra
if i were to take anal beads out of your ass.. how fast would be too fast exactly?
Ask if you can scream at her clit
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At the first moment I laid eyes upon your beautiful face, I shoved a sharpie in me pooper
again
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AGAIN!
Tell her you had a crush on her for some time
ayy limeao
Ask her when she transitioned.
get
Pooooooo. I'm the retarded
rollerino
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>what makes you different from all the other White girls
Ask her for two in the pink one in the stink pic
this
i want to shit on your face
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get
Would you peg me?
Ask if she's a good witch or a bad witch
Have fun getting laid
Gonna save with dubs. Don't worry fags.
>Can you suck at life and my cock at the same time?
WINRAR
Ohhhhhhh
Bet you can't guess how many times I jacked off to you tinder pics?
Will OP deliver?
Op here, I delivered
Fuck you, but here
Commence giggles
i still like this one though! roll
Fuck you too
Give the people what they want
I fucking hate it when people yell at me for masturbating on the bus, like, I have a medical condition & I need to be doing this, you wouldn't get angry at a breastfeeding mother and that's pretty much the same shit. I honestly can't stand these ableist cunts who don't have to deal with the same problems & judging me because I do.
Here you go
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Op here, she was hot too. it would have been a nice date
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If you wanted it to work out you wouldn't have let us dictate your texts to her
You know, you're right. I would have went with the white girl comment
I'm sorry for being a bit weird, when I'm masturbating my thoughts get a little skewed.
How keen are you on attending an orgy?
Kek
No response yet boys, I may have spooked her
>implying there isn't a chance
Only 1 in every 400 men can suck their own dick, I guess I'm super skilled.
If only you clicked sooner
In my experience, it's up in the air
Are you an archaeologist?
All these texts are being dictated by Sup Forums
Holy shit
Mother of god
No fucking way
I am going to inflict bodily harm on you with my guns
She wants the D
But all jokes aside, youre really attractive
BLASPHEMY! REPENT OR EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF CHRIST
I'm only kidding haha, most other conversation starters are so generic. How are you Andrea?
Feel like being stretched out later?
K E K
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>autistic christianfag reroll
Jk jk, all those texts were a dare
LAME
reroll
If you don't start being nice at first then you'll never get nudes out of them
No one here is trying to get nudes
NNNNICE, thanks user
Please girl describe your toes or maybe send 3D scan?
I'll have you know I have gotten over 40000 dubs this year alone, I'm an important man.
my chance only gets worse
I tried to kill myself last month because my tinder date didn't show enough interest in me
Dude. Why didn't you send the get before that one?
Nigger
Umad
Oh this is gud
[spoiler]also why are you doing this?[/spoiler]
Op her, I aint no bitch
OP here, might as well have fun with it. there are more attractive women in this world than I can possibly talk to so what's one off the list
Idc if you don't like it, you have to honor the get, besides, she'll go back to thinking you're weird when you continue saying fucked shit after apologizing.