You know the deal, dubs decides

You know the deal, dubs decides

Ask her what makes you different from all the other White girls

Ask her if she does bdsm

Sharpie in pooper

Tip your Fedora and shit in her mouth

ask if she's into anal

"Imma hit a lick on some bricks and go ham on it"

Call her a cunt

Send a dick pic

send her a picture of your asshole up close and personal

This

"you seem chill as fuck, whats your credit card number?"

Peg me please

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Ask if she can eat prunes out your ass

Ask her to send a pic of her finger in the ass

Pretty sure I could fit these lovely glasses in my urethra

if i were to take anal beads out of your ass.. how fast would be too fast exactly?

Ask if you can scream at her clit

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At the first moment I laid eyes upon your beautiful face, I shoved a sharpie in me pooper

again

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AGAIN!

Tell her you had a crush on her for some time

ayy limeao

Ask her when she transitioned.

get

Pooooooo. I'm the retarded

rollerino

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Reroll

>what makes you different from all the other White girls

Ask her for two in the pink one in the stink pic

this

i want to shit on your face

Roll

get

Would you peg me?

Ask if she's a good witch or a bad witch

Have fun getting laid

Gonna save with dubs. Don't worry fags.
>Can you suck at life and my cock at the same time?

WINRAR

Ohhhhhhh

Bet you can't guess how many times I jacked off to you tinder pics?

Will OP deliver?

Op here, I delivered

Fuck you, but here

Commence giggles

i still like this one though! roll

Fuck you too

Give the people what they want

I fucking hate it when people yell at me for masturbating on the bus, like, I have a medical condition & I need to be doing this, you wouldn't get angry at a breastfeeding mother and that's pretty much the same shit. I honestly can't stand these ableist cunts who don't have to deal with the same problems & judging me because I do.

Here you go

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rollerino

Op here, she was hot too. it would have been a nice date

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If you wanted it to work out you wouldn't have let us dictate your texts to her

You know, you're right. I would have went with the white girl comment

I'm sorry for being a bit weird, when I'm masturbating my thoughts get a little skewed.

How keen are you on attending an orgy?

Kek

No response yet boys, I may have spooked her

>implying there isn't a chance

Only 1 in every 400 men can suck their own dick, I guess I'm super skilled.

If only you clicked sooner

In my experience, it's up in the air

Are you an archaeologist?

All these texts are being dictated by Sup Forums

Holy shit

Mother of god

No fucking way

I am going to inflict bodily harm on you with my guns

She wants the D

But all jokes aside, youre really attractive

BLASPHEMY! REPENT OR EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF CHRIST

I'm only kidding haha, most other conversation starters are so generic. How are you Andrea?

Feel like being stretched out later?

K E K
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K

Reroll

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>autistic christianfag reroll

Jk jk, all those texts were a dare

LAME

reroll

If you don't start being nice at first then you'll never get nudes out of them

No one here is trying to get nudes

NNNNICE, thanks user

Please girl describe your toes or maybe send 3D scan?

I'll have you know I have gotten over 40000 dubs this year alone, I'm an important man.

my chance only gets worse

I tried to kill myself last month because my tinder date didn't show enough interest in me

Dude. Why didn't you send the get before that one?

Nigger

Umad

Oh this is gud
[spoiler]also why are you doing this?[/spoiler]

Op her, I aint no bitch

OP here, might as well have fun with it. there are more attractive women in this world than I can possibly talk to so what's one off the list

Idc if you don't like it, you have to honor the get, besides, she'll go back to thinking you're weird when you continue saying fucked shit after apologizing.