WTF is this shit?
WTF is this shit?
Brandon Gomez
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Easton White
A straw?
Colton White
I wanna sit on it
Nicholas Hughes
The straw
Nicholas Roberts
But why? Who the fuck would buy that shit?
Ayden Hughes
McDonald’s has set its finest designers on the task of reinventing the most basic of dining accoutrements, the straw to show that the design of even humble utensils needn’t suck.
Announced with much fanfare on Facebook Live, McDonald’s bigged-up their innovative J-shaped drinking tool during 20 minutes of unabashed hype. This presentation focused on the introduction of two side-holes within the tubular nozzle designed to double the flow rate of sugary liquid past the pursed lips of diners.
Dovetailing with the launch of its Chocolate Shamrock Shake the Suction Tube for Reverse Axial Withdrawal (or STRAW for short) the implement enables a split 50 per cent flow chocolate and mint into the mouth.
Seth Newburg, principal engineer and managing partner at NK Labs, who developed the tool in partnership with JACE, said: “It was a puzzling assignment but one with an ambitious goal. From a physics perspective, it's actually quite difficult to deliver a proportional amount of both chocolate and mint flavors with each sip. But that's exactly what we did. It's a marvel of fluid dynamics. Thanks Fibonacci sequence.”
Anyone hoping to suck it and see will have to track down one of just 2,000 of the limited-edition straws at select franchises with the purchase of a Chocolate Shamrock Shake
Oliver Garcia
But why would you want that?
Cameron Nelson
Would look mighty nice next to my finger box collection.
Adrian Kelly
so you can suck better nigga.
Easton Green
My god!
Its... Its beautiful!
Wyatt Murphy
Apple straw? with voice activation
Adam Allen
Sounds about right
Caleb Morris
Oh nice. I remember my fingerbox. I had it as a child. Got rid of it when i moved out. It had 4 holes and was mahogany with silver trim
Alexander Diaz
S U C C
Nicholas Bennett
Fuck off normie
James Gonzalez
how do you drink the rest?
or do you use it upside down?
Christian Collins
there's clearly a hole in the bottom of the straw visible in the picture, you blind motherfucker
Daniel Richardson
Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot
Samuel Garcia
Theres a hole there too
Easton Smith
is pic related a better straw?
Jason Garcia
even better idea!
pls rate
Connor Taylor
nobody could use that!
>2 holed straw usin' motherfucker
Jacob Rogers
you deserve an award for that post
Josiah Parker
how 'bout now?
Jonathan Gutierrez
>hurr i recognize the reference i better continue the meme game! am i poplar yet guiseeeee pls notice me guiseeeee
Fuck off.
Juan Myers
>engadget.com
aw fuck you just took it from the article
if you made that shit up on the fly, that would impressive
Connor Lopez
Daniel Wood
Thank you, that made me happy