WTF is this shit?
WTF is this shit?
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A straw?
I wanna sit on it
The straw
But why? Who the fuck would buy that shit?
McDonald’s has set its finest designers on the task of reinventing the most basic of dining accoutrements, the straw to show that the design of even humble utensils needn’t suck.
Announced with much fanfare on Facebook Live, McDonald’s bigged-up their innovative J-shaped drinking tool during 20 minutes of unabashed hype. This presentation focused on the introduction of two side-holes within the tubular nozzle designed to double the flow rate of sugary liquid past the pursed lips of diners.
Dovetailing with the launch of its Chocolate Shamrock Shake the Suction Tube for Reverse Axial Withdrawal (or STRAW for short) the implement enables a split 50 per cent flow chocolate and mint into the mouth.
Seth Newburg, principal engineer and managing partner at NK Labs, who developed the tool in partnership with JACE, said: “It was a puzzling assignment but one with an ambitious goal. From a physics perspective, it's actually quite difficult to deliver a proportional amount of both chocolate and mint flavors with each sip. But that's exactly what we did. It's a marvel of fluid dynamics. Thanks Fibonacci sequence.”
Anyone hoping to suck it and see will have to track down one of just 2,000 of the limited-edition straws at select franchises with the purchase of a Chocolate Shamrock Shake
But why would you want that?
Would look mighty nice next to my finger box collection.
so you can suck better nigga.
My god!
Its... Its beautiful!
Apple straw? with voice activation
Sounds about right
Oh nice. I remember my fingerbox. I had it as a child. Got rid of it when i moved out. It had 4 holes and was mahogany with silver trim
S U C C
Fuck off normie
how do you drink the rest?
or do you use it upside down?
there's clearly a hole in the bottom of the straw visible in the picture, you blind motherfucker
Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot
Theres a hole there too
is pic related a better straw?
even better idea!
pls rate
nobody could use that!
>2 holed straw usin' motherfucker
you deserve an award for that post
how 'bout now?
>hurr i recognize the reference i better continue the meme game! am i poplar yet guiseeeee pls notice me guiseeeee
Fuck off.
>engadget.com
aw fuck you just took it from the article
if you made that shit up on the fly, that would impressive
Thank you, that made me happy