24 yo kissless virgin.
Last year of uni for me.
How do i get a group of freshman girls to give me a giant golden shower before I graduate?
24 yo kissless virgin
>visit Russia
>Run for president of the United States
I graduate in May, not 11 years from now.
Guys, help I really need a bunch of 18 year old girls to piss on me.
welp first plan on never getting famous or going into politics. Once you have dedicated your life to anonymous obscurity, go to the biggest whore you know. Tell her your fantasy of 6 women pissing on you at once and that you will do it blindfolded to assure their reputations and you are sworn to secrecy. Now the trick will be in picking your whore. You want someone really decadent but not so decadent that she'll just refuse and tell everyone how you like pee girls. Since you're kissless this will be your biggest challenge. It's more likely to happen if you're well liked by women. In fact if you have money better place an add in a porn rag paper that says what you want and what you're willing to pay. A strip club may be even better because there are already whores there willing to do nearly ANYTHING for money or drugs. Think it over. You'll have to move out of the city after that and go into witness protection basically. I'm sure there's piss subcultures online but I don't know anything about that. Good luck.
>run away
bitch please it's a fairly common fetish.
get coke, molly and drinks find some dumb ass freshmen who want to party.
>youre welcome
this is 2017, i'd get hit with like 20 rape charges
man why would you want some girls to pee on you that's fucked up bro
dude, why wouldnt you want a bunch of fresh pussy to pee on you?
dont graduate
christ lad, just smoke weed,maybe learn to dress if you haven't already and pretend to be into left-wing politics
also drunk girls
it's really not that hard to get laid, you just have to have a good social life and a few friends to party with so you don't look like a complete unsocial faggot, don't shoot too high though, stay in your league, go for girls with low self-esteem if you're that desperate
also stop fapping, your sex drive will increase after a while and you'll start feeling more confident
i dont know about golden showers but you can get laid pretty easy if you try
I know her
the shittiest thing is I dress fine, i'm shy though.
All the friends i hit up town with dress like shit and are gay af :^)
Krill me homie
Fake news.
Jew.
Your mom is fake news
Post more of her she's sexy
you dont...
You don't. That is beyond your skills without bags of money and drugs. If you had access to either of those, you wouldn't be a kissless virgin.
You're fucked.
Not really, but you know what I mean.
Dubs demands it
you gotta not be shy buddy, work up that confidence, i used to be shy and socially awkward as fuck, a fat bastard to boot (still am) and i managed to get laid because i threw myself into social situations until i wasn't socially awkward, the alcohol/weed helps here with the shyness, that shit gets you feeling social, remember what i said about girls with low self esteem, they're easy
Sauce?
Reverse search isn't helping
There isn't any more
This is a diff chick right ? I'm not wearing my glassess
Tell them it's for your class
Easy piss shower
Nope it's the same. Just different years and lighting
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPFFFFFF
yes please this
I mean id rather just fuck them, piss is kinda unsanitary and it smells bad
then use ruphies so they don't remember you idiot
Is she Latina ? Where's she from ?
Not him and you're a fucking kike.
DAY OF THE ROPE
Kek