How to kill a dog with poison (or by similar means) without the death being suspicious?

How to kill a dog with poison (or by similar means) without the death being suspicious?

chocco for doggo perhaps friend

May I ask why?

Shoot it in broad daylight and leave a note with your name on it next to the corpse after you flee

??? just grab that fucker bust it's neck and shove it into a garbage bag! wtf u talk'n about?

Just like, drop some chocolate near it?

It'll pretty happily chew it all down.

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Ask Obama to do it.

He wants to rape and kill the owner of the house. Isn't that obvious.
Thread reported to the FBI. Enjoy jail OP

i really don't want you to hurt a dog buuuuut
gravy + sponge = painful but untraceable doggo death

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>write intention of mulder note
>forge dogs signature
>pin note to chest
>leash dog to you
>call cops
>kill your self
>?????
>profits

What house? Are you high m8?

Plant seeds of distrust between him and his doggo wife, watch them argue over squirrels and bones and shit all day. She will eventually leave him for a bulldog and he will an hero

How does sponge kill doggo? Won't he tear it up and it will just pass through his system?

fu

antifreeze

Try headbutting the sidewalk (if your shit non-white country has them) repeatedly until you die.

a bowl of car anti freeze

>peanut butter your balls
>let him lick

House of the owner

antifreeze or ibuprofen/acetinophen

I think he means one of those tiny encapsulated sponges that are the size of a pill and expand to full size when you put them in water. You could put it in some food and it would expand in the dogs stomach and probably kill it.

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>How to kill a dog
With you bare fucking hands, faggot.

What are you, some kind of fucking pussy?

Grow a fucking pair, bitch-boy.

just fucking kill yourself instead

But that could cause bloating which could lead them to bring the dog to the vet before it dies and it would definitely cause some suspicion I think.

Toxic mushrooms
Look up the poisonous mushrooms that are native to your area.
If you are on the east coast it will probably be destroying angel
Even if they find out what the dog died from (they won't because it would require a toxicology screening and no one is going to pay for their dead dog to get screened) they would just assume it ate some that grew in the yard

please fucking shoot yourself in the head you degenerate piece of literal shit

won't pass through, that's the problem
it's very painful for the dog
dogs can die from eating tennis balls

Drop grapes on the floor. I heard grapes make them run away.

the big sponges

>>write intention of mulder note
kek

This. No need to kill dogs.

Why kill doggo though? Doggo just doing doggo things.

why, faggot?

>Plant seeds of distrust between him and his doggo wife
Dogs are emotional creatures, so this makes sense.

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apple seeds have a form of cyanide which is poisonous to dogs

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Are dogs really dumb enough to eat a big sponge?

I've tried feeding dogs chocolate before and they won't even eat it.

This but you would probably need to crush them into a powder or at least crack them open for the poison to release.

Dogs are one of the purest beings in the universe. What kind of sick faggot you have to be for wanting to kill one.

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Why?you motherfucker

Pretty much this.

The dog might have inherited money from his rich owner.

>I've tried feeding dogs chocolate before and they won't even eat it.
They can hear the deception in your heartbeat and respiration.
They can smell the ill intent in your hormonal releases.
They can see the evil in your facial expressions.
They can your body language.

Nah uh

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i can't even

lol fag

Really? They are Very smart if you tell us truth.

I can read your deepest thoughts OP. YOU'RE SICK.
Captcha was Police

Some of it could potentially be true, depending on how your interpreted it, but I was kind of just pulling shit out of my ass.

Some races have the intelligence of a 3 year old kid. They can understand basic concepts and act in consequence.

This. The chocolate thing is overrated.

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