Confess your sex crimes

Confess your sex crimes.

I jerked off at a park once late at night.

You're gonna have to try harder than that, Mr. CIA Employee.

The meme ops have invaded the thread! Abandon ship!
CIA NORMIES GET OUT!

Every single morning after my parents leave for work I lube myself up and get on my hands and knees and let our four male Shepard's take turns fucking me over and over again until there is so much cum inside me and on the floor that I have to shower and dry the floor with a towel this is something I have never told anyone before
Pic unrelated

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I've fucked a ton of hookers. I guess that's technically illegal, though I did it in countries where it was legal, so I dunno how that works.

Occasionally, I have heterosexual missionary sex for the purpose of procreation with my white, christian, wife.

I came deep inside my GF w/o a condom, after she told me not to, the first time we fucked. I kept going until I got soft and then told her I was feeling sick and we stopped.

Are you a father now?

I fucked my friends (now ex) girlfriend.
She wasn't even a good root.

nah, she doesn't take birth control either. got lucky i guess

I gave my girlfriend ghb and raped her multiple times while videotaping it

I've jerked it to every major form and category of porn at this point and I'm only 24 AMA.

Lucky dogs

being a 20 y/o virgin

Buying hookers mostly.

A whole lot of escorts.

I'm a 26 year old virgin.

do you love cheese pizza now?

I've raped myself multiple times

Shockingly enough no I don't. But I've seen it before on multiple occasions and have even fapped to it before. Not my cup of tea. Same goes for scat, gore, vore, and that weird feeder shit.

NO ...NO NO NOO N ONON!!!!!

Stealing used panties from every house in the neighborhood when I was a teenager. I didn't break into houses, but every house I was invited into, if there were females living there, panties were disappearing.

Listen i don't give a shit about your thread OP
I have a question
How do i find hidden sub-Reddits?

I am only finding the normie shit, I know there are hard to get to subs, Post them

You need to arrest yourself, prosecute yourself, and sentence yourself now.

try r-go fuck yourself

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Even child?

I know that feel bro.

How?!

I secretly record the slutty little whores at my gym that always dress half naked and purely come to the gym for attention. Then I jack off to the videos and post them online.

I jerked off to giving the NPC's in the iOS version of monopoly all my money when I owned all the property. I still have no idea why that got me off.

Yeah nigga thats just not smart, you're fucking dumb. thats how you get your life ruined buddy, because if she doesn't abort it its over for you, especially if she ends up claiming rape

Try /r/adviceanimals shit's lit!

I actually had premarital sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

in my teens and twenties I was a serial peeping tom

share?

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>inb4 user gets Rick Roll'd

one pump chump

Too far man, too far.

I was charged with sexual interference for touching a 14 year old girl in her sleep when I was 18.

>believing anything anyone posts in this thread

Did you know beastiality is legal in 11 US states, and decriminalized in many others?

Not to mention many European countries where it's legal as well.

Dog fucking? It's more likely than you think.

worth it?

I masturbate to twitch streamers and aim for their cams.

Was once fucking a prostitute who was too tight a fit. I asked her to stop enjoying it, and to struggle a bit.

After hitting her cervix a ton of times, the condom broke (I don't know how she felt that) and her struggling became real.

I didn't realize till a few minutes later that she really was resisting.

>MFW I raped a hooker. I'm hard just remembering it.

I was a prostitute from ages 16-22. Used sites like men4rent and shit like that to meet guys. Made enough money to pay my way through college.

Nowadays, I just get handies from my massage "therapist".

god no, I almost did jail time, had to face my immediate family and their shame, lose my best friend, and truly discover what piece of shit I am.

I can possess people.

Literally enter their body and gain full motor function, while they are aware.

We share the body basically, but they don't have control and just feel everything.

Do you really want me to confess?
I've driven people to insanity with the shit I've made them do.

One day they will walk in on you.
And all hell will break loose.

am an 18 y/o femanon, slept with my sister's 29 y/o bf when i was 17 while she was upstairs because he got me drunk & stoned. they have 2 kids and i'm a piece of shit

edgy. tell more

Are you from /x/?

I know 99% of you will cringe. But it's the truth.

I've fucked/been fucked while in other people for years.

The best is when you take the purest and very slowly lead them to debauchery.

I've turned a daddy's girl into a drooling cocksucker.

Nice

No. I just practice a form of projection.

I can possess you if you give me your keys.

been there done that

once it gets warm out i'm doing it again

Too young, related
Passed out drunk X a few
Didn't say i could fuck her ass, did forcefully
Gagging tonsil cum against her will
Passed out molesting
Probably more

was a great time, also the first time i had real sex. kinda fucked me up for a month or so but now i have no guilt at all

rules of the internet state that there are no women. please specify that the shepards are filling up your ass.

I fucked a "young" girl so hard up the ass that her hymen tore in her pussy.

This lead to finding a doctor who would illegally perform a hymen reconstruction operation and a lot of money.

I dodged a bullet as her dad owned a gun and he would have killed me for sure.

>Protip:she enjoyed all of it

what was the best?

Any chance there is a tit and pussy pic coming? Please?

Schizo x fag detected

>thinking a girl would do anal before losing her v card
>thinking the hymen necessarily has to break
i'll take shit that never happened for 200

I put my finger somewhere it should not have been today

Exhibitionism in various forms. Online on chat roulette when it was still easy to do so. Got lucky with young girls a few times who thought it was really cool
In real life by exposing myself (completely nude) to a group of girls on bicycles at the park
Walk around our neighbourhood naked at night.

I took control of a girl and made her eat insects until I broke her.

Once she was broken I made her stick stones and tree leafs in her rectum. She got and infection and was hospitalised.

After release I made her scream in the car and at home till her vocal chords hurt. Her parents took her to the pcyh ward where I made her masturbate furiously.


She got sedated, in the therapist's office I would regularly make advances and force her on the doctor till they restrained her. Then I made her prophesize some fake demonic things like "I am coming to rape your world"

Etc

Later she was committed for schizophrenia and I regularly visit her.

The fun fact is, a while later she just kept doing things on her own. She thought it was all her all along.

Ohohoho...No my boy no.

I fucked a loaf of bread once

I really don't care if you believe me or not.

Cucumbers
Carrots
Sausages
Brush handles
Toothbrushes
Miniature airplane (so smooth)
Shower douche
Banana
4 fingers (can't fist)

All before I hit 13
Anal.

I'm a straight engaged guy.

sure

>be aged 22
>babysit cousin and her young bro
>cousin is very playful and slutty

I really don't want to continue.
Fucked her senseless and she kept her mouth shut

good because i don't

rly continue
describe her

That would be great. Thanks

dude i wanna be possessed hella

Short, thin (very thing almost unattractive but dat asssssss), black hair,. Soft skin, barely a few hairs down under, tiny boobs very tiny.

Her pussy felt like a keyhole, she was wet, throbbing, wanted it, understood it an loved it.

She fucking loved it, no matter what everyone says I'll always know they lohohoooooove it

Jerked off in a car once when i was 10, also in the middle of class in middleschool a few times by slowly rubbing my dickhead through my jeans and boxers, kinda forced my already horny wife into a handjob by leading her hand into my pants as we made out (she says its fine now but still she kept whispering no then until she gave up) and I still piss in public, not for sexual reasons but because I feel like it. Also once viewed bestiality porn as a teenager out of curiousity. I only still piss in public, the other stuff I don't do anymore.

could you please give a full recount of events?

Drop a throwaway Gmail I'll ctc you.

Do you want me to fuck your life up?

I regularly steal my hot af roommate's used condkms.

there ya go user

I cum in my friends shoes and smell her socks probably abt once a week. I've also stolen a few pairs of used socks from her.

Can you make a girl send me noodz over text?

Jesus user what's wrong with you

I suck the outside clean of her pussy juice and then turn it all inside out and swallow her bf's cum. I've taken so many loads and have saved almost 2 cups of excess for those nights when you need a big mouthful of salty cum. And don't get me started on my used panty collection...

titillating

dam u got a hot bod

Also I've stolen a pair of clean socks, came in them, and then replaced them and put the back in the clean sock drawer a few times.

thanks (:

It was just inevitable chemistry
Do you want me to greentext?

>her bro playing in alley with other kids
>took her upstairs
>opened laptop and watched semi-slutty videos with her
>top 10 sex scenes from movies
>rub here, kiss there
>tbh she was ready before even coming to our house for babysitting
>she's one of those naturally horny girls you know?
>put her under blanket
>Room door locked
>no one coming to our house till evening
>lulzy bro is outside having fun
>under blankets I start kissing and rubbing her
>her smile and lazy eyes make me hard to this day
>I lower her shorts slightly and put my dick on her wet volcano pussy hole
>I push sloooppowly
>she squirms and gets anxious and nervous
>I hold her down from behind and tell her it's just the first time and to relax
>a few kissed on her neck and cheek and back of head as I push more
>*popsliiiide*
>dick goes in
>laying behind her fully engulfing her under the blanket I start to fuck her slowly
>she is lost in a trance of pain, pleasure, and confusion
>I fucked her to my heart's content in that position
>love was exploding in the room
>we were both in heaven, she was unbearably tight and wet
>I had to cum
>I pulled out and came all over her butt and lower back and bed because I didn't have time or focus to aim anywhere
>a moment of lucidity and clarity later I took her to the bathtub and rinsed her lower body
>no cum on her shorts
>I kiss her for eternity
>in the bathroom

SO sexy, just made me pull my dick out

I can make anyone do anything I want.
I just need their keys

Their picture, location, name, and any part of their DNA.

AUTISMUS MAXIMUS

I was 22. It was my friend's 18th birthday. He and I kinda got a little tipsy. He went to pass out on the couch. I began rubbing his cock while he was drifiting off into sleep (so he was still awake). He never really went to sleep. It was already rock hard. I began blowing him. Mind you, he was keeping his eyes closed, but wasn't asleep at all. And he never really told me no. Picked him up and moved him to the bedroom to continue. I could feel his cock flexing and pulsing and enjoying the blowjob I kept giving him. His enjoyment turned me on. I began tugging on my own dick. I came all over him. Unfortunately, I didn't finish him off.

Next morning he took me down to the dock and talked to me about how he absolutely hated every minute of it. Like it was a bad dream that wouldn't end. He hasn't told anyone as of right now.

I know he enjoyed it. Best part for me was that he shaved all pubes and even leg hair, was also pretty slender, so it made his dick just that much bigger.

Before this event I had blown him a couple times in his sleep, and I made him cum. I kinda miss him. But I think the reason that he hasn't really told anyone about it is because he thoroughly enjoyed it. Wish I could blow him again, honestly. And I have a girlfriend right now.

You're not the piece of shit. He is.

so.....

are we just gonna ignore a perfectly good pair of timestamped tits?

okay......

Spied on my cousin changing once, literally looked through the keyhole in her bedroom door. Super nerve racking because everyone was in the house. Too bad she wasn't super hot, but it was worth it even if I do feel gross.
What wasn't worth it though was grabbing my sisters bra and unsuccessfully jerking off into it. I've never lived that down.