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post two artists and next poster decides who wins the scrap

Ian Curtis vs. Elliott Smith

go!

Elliot smith

Dean Ween vs. Les Claypool

Curtis

Definitely Les

Merbow vs Peter Sotos

Paul vs John

don't know, Ween looks like he woulda have had to fight his way through high school

Merbow ... probably a ninja

David Bowie vs Trent Reznor

True, but Les has that crazy vibe to him that makes me know that he would fucking demolish Deaner

Xasthur or Striborg

Reznor for sure

Varg Vikernes vs. Fenriz

Merzbow is japanese and all japanase know how to fight.
Smith. Curtis was a faggot.
John used to beat his wife more than Paul, so him.
Reznor, Bowie has no chance.

Jim Thirwell vs. Thurston Moore

Probably Varg, I mean he killed a guy right?

Nick Cave, Leonard Cohen and Tom Waits in a gospel sermon-off

Bob Dylan vs Leonard Cohen (before he died, of course)

Nick is the most psychotic one so he's the most prone to win

Cohen

Patrick Stump vs. Ed Sheeran

Tom is probably gonna just go and wait until the other two die. So him I guess.

Biggie vs Kendrick

Ian Curtis
Paul, no one can write a pop song like him
Bowie

Jeff Mangum vs. Phil Elverum

Elliot

Les

Merzbow

John

Reznor

Xasthur

David "The crazy Jew" Bowie vs. Frank "Im Muslim" Zappa

Zappa

Chris Martin vs Bono

Bono

Rivers Cuomo vs. Thom Yorke

Rivers

Steve Albini vs. Tyler the Creator

Cohen was so zen he would channel Dylan's energy back so Dylan defeats Dylan and Leonard remains unscathed

Tyler, he's a big nigga.

Mc Ride vs. young Michael Gira

Cuomo vs. Yorke = Draw

Ultimate cat fight

Girls of ABBA vs Girls of Fleetwood Mac

They'd just violently hate fuck each other. Better question: who would be the bottom? Would they be a power bottom?

power bottom for sure, Gira looks like he'd take some BBC

Jeff, because he's had 72 years to get over the death of Anne Frank

The Wu-Tang Clan vs. Godspeed! You Black Emperor

Wu-Tang, I've met the guys from Goodspeed

Michael Gira vs Mark Kozelek

Elliot
Les
John
Reznor
Varg
Nick
Biggie
mangum
zappa for sure
bono
wu tang

tame impala vs king gizzard and the lizard wizard

King gizzard
its a 5 on 7 fight. the numbers are in their favor.

Mark

DJ Spooky or DJ Shadow?

Noel Gallagher vs Liam Gallagher

Shadow

Merzbow vs Prurient

Elliot Smith
Les
Merzbow using weaponized noise
Paul
Bowie being in the scene he was in he probably fought a lot more than Reznor.
Cohen
Fenriz if the fight is unarmed.
Bowie
Bono
Rivers comes off as that one quiet kid who one day snaps and knocks out his bully
Fleetwood in a massacre
Tyler
Gira, Ride is so tiny in person
Wu-Tang
Gira
King Gizzard
Spooky

Spooky
always bet on the black guy
Noel
Merzbow


Lemmy vs Paul Simonon

Lemmy will kick anyone's ass. Only the gods can put him down.

:'( so true

(hawkwind was the best project he was associated with desu)

>implying Simonon is not a god

i keked

Arto Lindsay vs David Byrne

Lindsay

Kendrick v Kanye

Kanye, because he has nothing to lose

Steve Albini vs Butch Vig

Curtis, he's got at least 5 inches on Smith. Smith was a tiny guy who got beat up in bars all the time during his days of alcoholism.

XXXtentacion and Sarah from Kero Kero Benito

Butch imo

Bjork VS Thom Yorke

Ian
Les
John
Bowie probably has superpowers
Cohen
Stump
Biggie
Jeff
Bowie would find a way
Bono
Thom
Albini
ABBA
Wu-tang clan
Gira
King gizzard
Shadow
Liam
Merzbow
>
>Spooky
>always bet on the black guy
>
>Noel
>
>Merzbow
Lemmy
Byrne
King fu Kenny

Fuck didn't mean to quote text there oh well

Daniel Johnston vs Wesley Willis

Riff Raff vs Viper

Yamantaka Eye vs GG Allin

Bjork beat that reporter's ass. I doubt Thom has ever been in a fight

The Boys from Dream Theater

VS

The Boys from Metallica

Which boys win? Its a group fight

joanna newsom vs. kate bush

Yung Lean vs Bones.

Ian Curtis has dance moves that could win a fight.
Striborg. He has retard strength.
Varg.
Gira could probably beat anyone.

neither
fenriz

Jeff Mangum vs. Phil Elverum (Post-grief)

yung lean

Avey Tare vs Panda Bear

Jeff vs Tim Buckley

MC Ride vs XXXTentacion

Bones
Yung Lean does too much drugs, also Bones is the big guy in the fight

Jeff will kill that little faggot

ride would just step on x

Paul

X was in a gang

Ride is a anti-social and shy dude

x wins

Avey Tare

here's mc ride throwing down a white dude bigger than him
which is a giant compared to xxxtra small
get your facts straight

Robert Smith v Morissey

Maise (Reznor's dog) vs Stevie Wonder

smith absolutely

MC Ride, Xxxtentacion has no chance.

xxxtentacion vs. grimes

I'm pretty that if Grimes tried to punch someone she would break an arm.

thats the point.
i want her to get fucked up like geneva

MF DOOM vs Zach Hill

elliott smith VS. elliott rodgers

Zach Hill

Simon vs Garfunkel

Future vs Desiigner rrrrrraa!!!

Source on pic? Is that real?

Paul Simon

Gaahl vs Rob Halford

No it's someones photoshop from nbbmn lol. The original video is from that black metal documentary with Leviathan, Striborg, and Xasthur.

DOOM

Blind Lemon Jefferson vs. Daft Punk

Damon Albarn vs Billy Corgan
Ween
John
Bowie
Biggie
Thom
Noel
Bjork
Lean
MC Ride would destroy that Manlet

Ride, because he's not afraid to hit women