How you last died in a video game is how you will die IRL

How you last died in a video game is how you will die IRL.
How fucked are you?

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i touched a turtle :/

Got double teamed by two weebs and a toaster

I got shot in the chest.

check'd

what game?

Long sword to the chest and a quick decapitation to follow

AWP to the face

got injected by a medibot with poison and didnt realize it until 30 minutes later when i died in my sleep

blasted to death by snake deity and its children

Froze to death while on fire.

Killed myself (to get somewhere faster)

Well fuck, i was burnt to a crisp by a horde of flying lava monsters

got tongue punched by a xenomorph

I'm dead

Same game, got my soul taken by Satan

dude you need to get the fuck off minecraft

This except it was an anomaly

fell off the ledge

:(

6 items master yi jumped on me and i was a very sad kogmaw

Falling Tetris blocks.

Fuck thunderjaws man.

Jumping off ledges to level my Restoration.

Fell on the floor and couldn't get up in time.

misjudged the height of a jump
playing tw3

I got kneed in the face and then punched at the speed of light

No one dies in Madden

vomited on by mold. coulda been worse though

I got shot by a stalker.

also playing witcher 3 atm, got gang raped by a group of spiders while being low leveled.

Oh boy...

i got an rpg to the junk by a teamate while escaping the cartels on a dirt bike

No no no no.... plz no... can I trade the user for bullet to the face?

Bodied by gnasher while shot by lancer. I'd say quick and painless

fell off a the roof of the mall in gta v

>died by misadventure

Killed by an ascendant sleeper in Morrowind, but that was about 30 levels ago.

Killed by a voodoo doctor's poison // HOTS

>All my pokemon fainted

Got my face blasted apart with bolt rounds in eternal cruade.

A corrupted one got me. I should have gone for a pot instead of letting the medicine regen me.

Stomped to death by a pack of pissed of snapmaws

You're a fucking faggot kys

Got blown up in an artillery peice

playing the ICO ps3 HD remaster

>fell to my death off a high tower

what do ya know, my greatest fear

got rekt by a stormbird

Giant Donkey Kong with the hammer from super smash bros

Shot by a Gewher 98

(Playing Verdun)

I will be killed by a Hydra from Prototype 2.

GTA 5 Online Runners vs. Planes.

Fell to my death after a plane hit me... RIP

I ran out of moves while relocating candy

South Park Stick of Truth. Killed by Giant Nazi Zombie Fetus

I went to sleep

>mowed down by brrrrt from an unidad attack chopper

It would probably be relatively quick and painless

My legally blind friend tried to kiss me.

I failed to lead a cold war soviet regiment. Execution for me.

>out of bounds in golf with friends
fuck.

Eaten by a dog (inside)

same here

HCIM on Runescape. Haven't died yet.

Pump action shot gun to the back

Falcon punched!

illiterate fuck.

brute trampling....

Final Sting from a bee in FFXIV

Killed by a spin botter with no chance to defend myself.

Killed by a deformed man in the shape of a crab chatting, "HELP OUR CRAB FRIENDS."

I died of old age in the year of our lord 856. Long live King Henry II!

Crusader Kings 2 btw

Im gonna fall off a cliff somewhere in Bolivia

I was shot to death by a minigun and left to die because shitty teammate just wanted the helicopter...fuck wildlands

Kek.

Mr.game and watch hit me with a frying pan

Died from the vacuum of space as I watch my ship break apart from overwhelming fire from kinetic rounds.

Such a good fucking game.

M. Bison kicked my ass

Gmod kill command.

Starsector?

My civilization will be conquered. Sorry guys, I guess I am taking all of the western world out with me.

Bullshit assassin samurai triple team

Killed by this fucker...

Blasted myself to shit with my own stickybomb trying to make a last-minute push

For honor

well I guess I'm android boy 9S joining 2B in the grave after being stabbed by A2 as she's also dying. Nier Automata true ending. Feelsbadman.

Killed by a near all powerful seraph that was trying to cleanse the word for his bent sense of justice. Neat.

Death by ghost

Killed by goddamn Shaco

Die by toxicity in no man's sky : / .

(pic semi-related because i found it on internet)

I aggro'd too many of these assholes...at least my Dirge died quickly...

I don't play video games

IM GONNA LIVE FOREVER!!!!

Critical Rocket
Atleast death will be swift...

finally someone that plays re7!!!!

Gassed
But I ain't no Jew

Bamp

You've never lived

Mortal Kombat is overrated

MGS V
A care package landed on me in the Afghan desert.

Dirt biking and hit some small stones that throw me off my bike in Bolivia. Doesn't matter that I'll be going about 5mph, I'll snap my neck and instantly die.

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Same, except mine was bots.

I was blown up by a creeper

>NieR: Automata
Ran over by a tank.