How you last died in a video game is how you will die IRL.
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How you last died in a video game is how you will die IRL
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i touched a turtle :/
Got double teamed by two weebs and a toaster
I got shot in the chest.
check'd
what game?
Long sword to the chest and a quick decapitation to follow
AWP to the face
got injected by a medibot with poison and didnt realize it until 30 minutes later when i died in my sleep
blasted to death by snake deity and its children
Froze to death while on fire.
Killed myself (to get somewhere faster)
Well fuck, i was burnt to a crisp by a horde of flying lava monsters
got tongue punched by a xenomorph
I'm dead
Same game, got my soul taken by Satan
dude you need to get the fuck off minecraft
This except it was an anomaly
fell off the ledge
:(
6 items master yi jumped on me and i was a very sad kogmaw
Falling Tetris blocks.
Fuck thunderjaws man.
Jumping off ledges to level my Restoration.
Fell on the floor and couldn't get up in time.
misjudged the height of a jump
playing tw3
I got kneed in the face and then punched at the speed of light
No one dies in Madden
vomited on by mold. coulda been worse though
I got shot by a stalker.
also playing witcher 3 atm, got gang raped by a group of spiders while being low leveled.
Oh boy...
i got an rpg to the junk by a teamate while escaping the cartels on a dirt bike
No no no no.... plz no... can I trade the user for bullet to the face?
Bodied by gnasher while shot by lancer. I'd say quick and painless
fell off a the roof of the mall in gta v
>died by misadventure
Killed by an ascendant sleeper in Morrowind, but that was about 30 levels ago.
Killed by a voodoo doctor's poison // HOTS
>All my pokemon fainted
Got my face blasted apart with bolt rounds in eternal cruade.
A corrupted one got me. I should have gone for a pot instead of letting the medicine regen me.
Stomped to death by a pack of pissed of snapmaws
You're a fucking faggot kys
Got blown up in an artillery peice
playing the ICO ps3 HD remaster
>fell to my death off a high tower
what do ya know, my greatest fear
got rekt by a stormbird
Giant Donkey Kong with the hammer from super smash bros
Shot by a Gewher 98
(Playing Verdun)
I will be killed by a Hydra from Prototype 2.
GTA 5 Online Runners vs. Planes.
Fell to my death after a plane hit me... RIP
I ran out of moves while relocating candy
South Park Stick of Truth. Killed by Giant Nazi Zombie Fetus
I went to sleep
>mowed down by brrrrt from an unidad attack chopper
It would probably be relatively quick and painless
My legally blind friend tried to kiss me.
I failed to lead a cold war soviet regiment. Execution for me.
>out of bounds in golf with friends
fuck.
Eaten by a dog (inside)
same here
HCIM on Runescape. Haven't died yet.
Pump action shot gun to the back
Falcon punched!
illiterate fuck.
brute trampling....
Final Sting from a bee in FFXIV
Killed by a spin botter with no chance to defend myself.
Killed by a deformed man in the shape of a crab chatting, "HELP OUR CRAB FRIENDS."
I died of old age in the year of our lord 856. Long live King Henry II!
Crusader Kings 2 btw
Im gonna fall off a cliff somewhere in Bolivia
I was shot to death by a minigun and left to die because shitty teammate just wanted the helicopter...fuck wildlands
Kek.
Mr.game and watch hit me with a frying pan
Died from the vacuum of space as I watch my ship break apart from overwhelming fire from kinetic rounds.
Such a good fucking game.
M. Bison kicked my ass
Gmod kill command.
Starsector?
My civilization will be conquered. Sorry guys, I guess I am taking all of the western world out with me.
Bullshit assassin samurai triple team
Killed by this fucker...
Blasted myself to shit with my own stickybomb trying to make a last-minute push
For honor
well I guess I'm android boy 9S joining 2B in the grave after being stabbed by A2 as she's also dying. Nier Automata true ending. Feelsbadman.
Killed by a near all powerful seraph that was trying to cleanse the word for his bent sense of justice. Neat.
Death by ghost
Killed by goddamn Shaco
Die by toxicity in no man's sky : / .
(pic semi-related because i found it on internet)
I aggro'd too many of these assholes...at least my Dirge died quickly...
I don't play video games
IM GONNA LIVE FOREVER!!!!
Critical Rocket
Atleast death will be swift...
finally someone that plays re7!!!!
Gassed
But I ain't no Jew
Bamp
You've never lived
Mortal Kombat is overrated
MGS V
A care package landed on me in the Afghan desert.
Dirt biking and hit some small stones that throw me off my bike in Bolivia. Doesn't matter that I'll be going about 5mph, I'll snap my neck and instantly die.
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Same, except mine was bots.
I was blown up by a creeper
>NieR: Automata
Ran over by a tank.