Usain Bolt set to train with Dortmund

How do you think it will go?

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It's pretty much just going to be a mixture of a Puma PR stunt, and Tuchel wanting to pick up some tips on running, and possibly nutrition.

>another pacebabby

Aubameyang on suicide watch

He is 30 years old there is no way he can become a professional football player

To be fair thats true for most people because your in far worse shape by the time your 30 than any pro athlete but he may be the most fir athlete there is i mean he certainly won't be world class but if they can teach him to control the ball he could be a decent winger

I thought he was a Man Utd fan.

>tfw your club is becoming a joke

do you have any idea how many english players are making millions by literally just having pace?

This. He would unironically be able to make it onto the Man Utd first team.

career ending injury in the first 6 months

Pacebabby: 100

but you cannot do that. that is the point.
even if he was a amteur soccer player already, just because he is the fastest guy around sti ll just means he is a guy who can run fast and not play soccer at all at a professional level.
This shit gets decided when you are like 12 or something, to just have a chance at reaching the pros.

>is becoming

Your arguing for the incompetence of scouts to fall for le speedy black youth player meme who all end up being flops

it's mostly the social media stuff that's getting annoying
the rest of the club is still cosy

Terribly.

Reminder he wanted to play cricket for the West Indies but was too shit to make the second worst domestic first class league in the world.
He's good at running and nothing else

Tour right because you have to take a 12 year old from the ground up if you taught bolt to run full speed with a ball at his feet and find gaps look for gaps thats all you would need provided you have someone who can feed him balls into space

>good at running

It's obviously a publicity stunt for Puma.

He's never had any professional training as a footballer. For him to develop the requisite technique would take years of training and match practice, and there's no guarantee that he'd even make it.

It would be a colossal waste of time for him and Dortmund given his age.

there's literally no way his
>technique
>movement
>composure
>any other of the million things a modern footballer needs
would be up to scratch

should i ironically start following the Bundesliga?

he'd be a proffesional cricketer before a soccer player

Oh shit, Ultimate pace babby

Bolt isn't even good at the kind of speed you need to be a good pace babby player. He takes a while to get going, and he wouldn't get that kind of time or space on a football field.

>shoddy back
>paper maché hamstrings
> 30 years old

I'm sure he'll be fine

Bolt's acceleration looks bad compared to other 100 meter runners, it would be absolutely godlike in football. That being said, he would obviously never make it and this is a PR stunt.

Do you all not remember the time Ochocinco tried out for Kansas?

Back when the NFL was having its labour dispute and all the players' contracts were of no effect, Chad Ochocinco (previously and now again aka Chad Johnson) of the Cincinnati Bengals tried out for the MLS' Kansas City team. He was played wide in the midfield.

He was cut, despite being easily the fastest player on the field. Turns out that unless you play soccer all day every day, you don't have ball skills. He'd get to the corner and then his crosses would be wild. Bolt would suffer the same fate.

This isn't FM lad

As long as you have pace and can time a run you are basically world class at football, look at Walcott

>As long as you have pace and can time a run you are basically world class at football

This coming from Italy, I am disappoint.

except that the technique etc. of players like walcott is only shit compared to other top players

>I will unironically be able to assist Bolt in his ultimate dream by engineering a transfer to Man Utd in FIFA 18 manager mode

Feels pretty awesome man. Closest thing I've pretty much ever had to a fried tbdesu.

>tfw everyone else I've ever had contact with would probably alienate me for misspelling friend

Guess that was a pretty short lived sense of glee

Is this from japanese porn?

The likes of gervinho, cuadrado and pogba have torn up serie a in the past few years

Football isn't a complicated game

This. They're probably just going to shoot a video of him doing training, maybe running a race against Aubameyang, have him pose for a pic with "his" new shirt, and that will be the end of it.

#Puma
#WhoActuallyBuysTheirClothes

doesn't matter how fast you can run if you can't dribble

desu first thing i thought of was just another mediocre big black nigger forward but his attitude/personality even seems too lazy for that

doesn't know about
the manikin challenge

this place really is full of autism

>doesn't matter how fast you can run if you can't dribble

Tell that to Lennon and Walcott

Odonkor 2

>his attitude/personality even seems too lazy
you're fucking retarded

you don't stay the fastest man in the world for eight years being lazy

Auba vs Bolt sprint pls

he's extremely laid back and has a massive ego, he'd goal hang all day and expect to be fed the ball for tap ins

This. How dumb are you nigs?
With that said I'd love to watch a BRA front three

Yes

He actually was obsessed about soccer as a kid, so it won't be that bad. He won't just stumble over the ball like you'd expect.

>le runs fast man

what kind of ball control does he have? soccer is much more than being able to run faster than the other team.

and beyond that, can he even fucking dribble?

And they said soccer was a skill sport

Lol you don't see him trying out for wide receiver in the NFL but he can sign for a top divegrass team when he's bored

makes you think

training =/= signing you mongo

Do you even watch the game.

The 3 players you named have above average technique. Terrible exemples.

Try Adam Gemili if you want a comparison

He's going to be so sad when Auboomerang is faster than him, he should have just gone to United like he always said he would.

Can't wait for leaked footage of sprint training at Dortmund EXPOSES Bolt

yeah like there is no way Trump could win the election

only the top players in top clubs in top leagues can actually dribble

nobody dribbles in MLS or RFPL, Sunderland or Aston Villa.

kekkk

Adam Gemili is a sprinter you nonce

Please warch our league

Ayy Hans, can you tell me how Pulisic is doing? He looked pretty good against Mexico for being an 18 year old.