Secrets thread. Dont be shy

Secrets thread. Dont be shy

when i was around 7 i use to make out/feel with my adult cousin that i thought was really hot but was always scared to tell my parents.

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my cars mom tried to friend me in the back of my finger

i looked through my sisters phone and fapped to the nudes i found

My dad recently came out as an alcoholic and now I (freshly 21) am worried that I may have a disposition for it

My wife got gang banged by some of my best friends at her bachelorette party.

Sounds hot

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> Was in a long term relationship, 8 years
> Had only dated 2 other girls before her
> She has bad reactions to birthcontrol and cant take it, so i always wear a rubber.
> Sex never felt right,
> I just can't stay hard during, then end up smashing my drooping dick at an awkward angle and it hurts.
> Lose interest in sex, it just doesn't feel as good as jacking it.
> my lack of enthusiasm for sex means to her, i don't find her attractive.
> fights at home, Stressed because of them, start to feel less like sex. which doesn't help the issue
> a lot of other little things all add up and we break up, she was cheating on me the last few months with a friend who ended up knocking her up so I'm laughing
> See a few other girls.
> Still always bag it out of habit.
> Meet one Asian chick, Says my Dick is huge.
> Yeah whatever thats what all the girls say to every guy.
> No No, We're using large condoms for this.
> HOLY SHIT. My Dick isn't going limp anymore,
> HOLY SHIT. SEX IS GREAT

I'm 31 and am suddenly as horny as a 16 year old.

ning nong ping pong

I just got a big contract to be a cinematographer/director of photography for a 15million dollar production. I start tomorrow.
I have no idea how to do my job. I dont know what a cinematographer do in a big production.

You probably do,
But it wont just be alcohol it'll be any addictive substance, or rewarding routine.
You'll be fine buddy.
12 step programs are freakish fucking cults and you've got your own fucking power to resist this shit, always remember that it's your choice, just like its the choice of some fat fuck to waddle into McDonalds and order a supersized meal instead of looking after himself.

Get into Martial Arts, running or Lifting, Get addicted to something like that, or get the routine going besides the benefit of improved help the discipline you'll pick up by maintaining that lifestyle will help you.

I love catching dick

my parents are divorcing and im happy as hell
my dad is a dick and hit me several times but i didn´t tell anyone

Everyone is always just winging it. Act like you know what you're doing and you'll be fine.
The whole field is full of people who fake it til they make it.

I learned about sex from a young age from the neighbour girl. She knew exactly what she was doing.

Fap on omegle type sites all the time

Dated a pedo mom for a while, but shit got weird fast.

I'm afraid that because of this stupid site I'm starting to only become attracted to people with psychopathic tendencies.

>Dated a pedo mom for a while, but shit got weird fast
obviously go on

>but shit got weird fas
how weird? what things weirded you out?

>Dated a pedo mom for a while, but shit got weird fast.
I'm dating a hebe mom with an incest fetish, it's the most fun relationship I've ever had. The sex is crazy.

I posted my wife on here and got reposted on reddit. It had like 30k views but recently got reposted snad is up to around 80k.

I wipe my ass with baby wipes instead of tp, just feels better and cleaner.

does she know ? can she trace the pic back to you ?

I am a cuckold and I want a guy with a big dick to swoop my gf from me and show me

then post it, 80ks already seen it. might as well share with you're Sup Forumsros

She would straight up masturbate infront of the kid, hey kid to touch her, excessive touching during diaper changes, Jack me off or suck my sick while kid was watching, tried to get me to blow my load on sleeping kid.

No. There isn't any face in the pic. It's just of her back and ass in a thong

my dad works at microsoft

wtf...u got some shit friends cuck. divorcer that bitch

how old was the kid, you think it remembers?

wtf is this stupid ass shit nigger. fuckoffto furry forum

I've had sex with about 9 hookers and done it bareback with 2 of them. I have a girlfriend

I purposely backed out of that interview for a teaching job in China because
>I like anime/Japan too much
>I started having doubts
>the pay is shit
>I got a strong feeling some illegal activity would be taking place to get that Z-visa
>talking with them has proven that business dealings with them can be shady as fuck, and I don't want to take that risk
>studying Chinese and focusing on China instead of studying Japanese/focusing on Japan just didn't feel right
>I'm still holding out for JET and/or other programs to get me there
>China was originally not part of my plans anyway
I liked when I said 'they found out I don't have TEFL, which is a problem.' I don't have TEFL, and I feel not having that would lead them to get me a visa illegally, which I don't want to risk.

4yo grill, no idea, I can remember things from that age, so I'd guess so.

yeah fuck going to the 3rd world, youre not a missionary

I've smoked meth with trannys and get fucked up the arse on a regular basis...fuck it's good...you can suck cock for hours

Fucked my best friends grill and think it might happen again

I quit smoking last friday night. This is my 3rd try, and I hope it's the last.

Almost a week. Haven't told anybody because I read online not to tell anyone your goals because it'll make you so much more depressed when you fail that you've let down other people as well.

But I'll tell you anons, because I'm pretty proud of my willpower so far.

I've eaten a hookers pussy

>youre not a missionary
Maybe that's just the position I want to assume.

But really, I'm going to focus on Japan instead. Fuck making barely $13K a year just to teach English (not to mention they would likely not take me seriously anyway).

shitting in the shower for 4 years

I shave my pubes to make my dick look bigger, its kinda small

charbroil?

why do you consider him your best friend?

you can do it. I quit 4 years ago on my 50th try.

>shitting in the shower for 4 years
is it just to save money on toilet paper?

I am bisexual.

I am bisexual and I don't want it to be a secret...

no, to make the ass clean. toliet paper only does so much

Nice man. Tips?

you guys know if you've caught anything?

Nah I'm clean. Used to fuck escorts and hookers regularly till I got married.

>Secretly joined a gang
>Went to college made connections for gang
>Mom thinks I have a "normal" job
>lolnope.jpeg
Fuck me Sup Forums

find something to do with idle time, that was my biggest problem. Occupy your mind with something. Also, I went through a fuckton of dum-dums(suckers), they really helped. the first few days are the hardest, if you can make it through those then you can make it all the way.

I'm an airline pilot for a major airline, I fucked my female co-pilot on a flight from NYC to Miami. We had the plane on autopilot and fucked multiple times throughout the 3 hour flight. We even strood up and I fucked her as she held onto the thrust levers. I got a blowjob and a hand job on the way back to NY. No one knew a thing.

True story!!! Lol

>not 1 cockpit joke
i am dissapoint

BEAUTIFUL

This may not be anything new here but
My secret is that I am attracted to my cousin and I in many occurrences felt ,groped and even fucked her in her sleep......Which is a type of rape

>4yo grill, no idea, I can remember things from that age
yeah, but you know she's kept doing it with whoever she's fucking now

that kid's first memories are going to be pretty fucked up

>fucked her in her sleep
no you didnt.

I've had my dick sucked by 6 guys, put it in 5 of their butts. Closet bisexual

Welcome to the wild side, user, enjoy your visit

I let my ex pee in my mouth
It actually tasted pretty good

Yeah I did....Twice once when she was drunk and passed out

I like this bunch of autistic fags but I ashamed to admit it. What would my friends and employer thing?

You're in a college gang? Get the fuck in bed you little shithead

I don't have a girlfriend because I think I fell in love with my ex-best friend... whose also a guy

bi-scum here

i have one
>be me, 14
>have airsoft sniper rifle
>hide in the forest near my school one day
>try to shoot my friend
>accidentally nail a little kid in the neck
>lol cya
later find out cops were called

>when I was young my older female cousin basically molested me for a while
>I fucked a girl while her boyfriend was in the same room asleep
>I touched my younger cousin as a kid
>there was once a sleepover type thing happening at my church and i was the only guy there. I snuck into the room where all the girls had they're bags and jerked off into all they're panties and sniffed them all night
>in high school I got down and dirty with multiple girls in hidden areas of the auditorium
>I used a drunk half asleep friends hand to jerk off at a party and came in her mouth and made her swallow

AMA bros

Kill your co workers, it is the will of kek

I wish you would step back from that edge my friend

how did you jerk off "into all of their panties"? did they somehow take them all off and make a nice pile for you?

BS

LOL no I went to college to leave past life to get a degree and not stay in my shit neighborhood. Couldnt leave so I "exported" work.

Only my current gf knows this: I've had sex with every single immediate family member except my dad. All of them think they are the only ones.

Also, I've fucked 3 legit passed out girls without them knowing. It's my fetish.

and cut ties with all the lies youve been living in

and if you never want to see me again I will understand

>14 years old
>playing marco polo with 16 year old sister
>she's marco, tit falls out of her bikini
>let her chase me around for 5 minutes while I take in the view

When I was 21, I was in a secret sexual relationship with a girl who was 12. Her parents thought she was coming over to my place for tutoring. Holy shit was I scared of getting caught.

Her grades did improve though, so at least I did what I said I would do.

also I filmed one of the times I fucked a passed out girl

based

Watch tranny porn while fucking myself with a dildo

could you penetrate?

did she know it was out or not care?

Pics or vids or it didn't happen

I took a pair from every bag in the room and blew my load into the pile I had in my hands and cleaned up afterwards. It was weird. I was young. Not bs but I didn't explain well and I get where your coming from

fap to thoughts of my cousin more or less nightly. huge incest fetish

different user here, generally sex requires it. now you know.

my friend reached out to me when she was going through a really rough time. she called me at work and i didn't pick up. then she left this voice mail that sounded like she was going to kill herself. i never called her back.

Ya, she had bloomed early. We did it all. I wish I could meet a woman who was half as curious about sex as that girl was. As scary as it was, I really miss it.

And you still married her?

>more or less
wow no way!1!!

Have you heard from her since?

nope.

I'm a male. I had sex with my male cousin from the time we were 6 and 5 till we were 20 and 19.

When I was a kid I forced about 5 younger kids into sex. Boys too.

Not even gay, just was a sexual degenerate during my hormonal peak.

Found my moms dildo when I was 12 and decided to use it on myself

wow!

damnnnnnnnn. so you fucked for 14 years straight? i can barely last 14 minutes

I worshipped my dad's feet, sniffed his ass and sucked his dick when he was passed out drunk.

Best cum of my life.

Yup, didn't even stop for sleep.