Hey Sup Forums, this Saturday night I'm spending the whole night watching movies with my 13 year old neighbour (I'm 25) for her birthday. We're super close and hang out a lot - fyi she's taller than me (i'm 5'3") so in public we look pretty normal together.
Any suggestions what we should watch? Her folks are fine with it and shes allowed to watch MA15+ movies. Also, what else can we do on a saturday night together?
> pic related is her
Shawshank Redemption
it will give you a good idea of your future
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Hard Candy
Fuck her. Right in the pussy.
But where did op mention anything about anything, sjw moralfag?
Fake pic
Man, deep web shut down MK eons ago
>I'm 5 ft 3
Is there a sadder life than anons?
nigga plz
Watch a romantic comedy then fist her elbow deep. She'll love you forever.
Works everytime.
boyo your parents sure fuckin failed you on the genetics didn't they
and they raised a pedo too?
Man, I don't think you have any idea how poorly this reflects on your family lmao
considering he's getting/going to get some sweet 13 year old pussy, yes, there's far sadder lives.
Not with 13 year old pussy
Make a nice pizza together
>I'm 5'3"
If going after minors is the only way for you to get laid, I strongly suggest suicide
gr8b8m8
Thread reported - if you look in the image you will see I grabbed your IP as well.
Fucking PEdos.
dude it's way harder for an adult to get a 13 year old to fuck than 18+
Nah, you gotta start younger if you wanna get elbow deep when they're 13.
not always
Autisticly being a faggot in an obvious bait thread.
My god, you people are stupid
Read his opened tabs before you call him stupid, jackass lmao
Well, if you want her to enjoy it, you do.
This
Hotwheels World Racers.
Best movie ever made.
Shes 16
NOOOOOOOOOO
Not if you're 5'3" I'll imagine
Story? Fisting?
Trolling newfags is so easy these days it's not even funny, you should be ashamed OP.
Newfags
she is clearly 42
kill yourself
oh not this again.
she's 13. you didn't see her dr phil episode years ago, you're just in deep denial that a 13 year old actually doesn't look like the little child required to justify hatred towards those who think 13 year olds are attractive.
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I saw that thread lol. And tbh OPs girl is fucking beautoful. 13 or not any grown ass straight male would see how attractive she is
Mk?
motherfucker i always fall for this stupid meme
Wtf? Don't hangout with 13 year olds you fucking pedo. But a good movie is Roman Holiday. It's a timeless classic.
Pretty sure its been confirmed that shes only 13, still has a bitch face but that body doe.... screams early 20s.....
>25
>5'3
Holy shit user
I'm 5'10 and get harassed about how short I am
What's it like being an actual midget?
How does spending an entire night snuggling and watching movies with a 13 year old girl in your bedroom under the bed covers in any way make you a pedo
> being this insecure about his own height
Lolita.
Kek
So you're saying he came up short ?
> The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
> she
yes yes suck her dick. Probably longer than yours too
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