OFFICIAL UFC 205: ALVAREZ VS MCGREGOR THREAD #3 SLOW DOWN PLS EDITION

>Main Card: (PPV) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am BST

5 Round Lightweight Title Fight:
Eddie Alvarez(c) (28-4-0) vs. Conor McGregor (20-3-0)

5 Round Welterweight Title Fight:
Tyron Woodley(c) (16-3-0) vs. Stephen Thompson (13-1-0)

5 Round Women's Strawweight Title Fight:
Joanna Jędrzejczyk(c) (12-0-0) vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz (10-0-0)

Middleweight
Chris Weidman (13-1-0) vs. Yoel Romero (11-1-0)

Women's Bantamweight
Miesha Tate (18-6-0) vs. Raquel Pennington (8-5-0)


>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am BST

Featherweight
Frankie Edgar (20-5-1) vs. Jeremy Stephens (25-12-0)

Lightweight
Khabib Nurmagomedov (23-0-0) vs. Michael Johnson (17-10-0)

Middleweight
Tim Boetsch (19-10-0) vs. Rafael Natal (21-7-1)

Welterweight
Vicente Luque def. Belal Muhammad via rd 1 HEEEM


>Fight Pass™ Prelims: 7:00pm ET / 4:00pm PT / 12:00am BST

Catchweight (163lbs)
Jim Miller def. Thiago Alves via unanimous decision(30-27,29-28,30-27)

Women's Bantamweight
Liz Carmouche def. Katlyn Chookagian via split decision(28-29,29-28,29-28)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk
twitter.com/PlatinumPerry/status/797611317662220288
live9.net/live1.html
twitter.com/allelbows/status/797611558327173120
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Schaub is God

4th for me

GOOBY 2 WEIGHT WORLD CHAMP

FOOK
O
O
K

>tfw Belal is a failed prospect
sucks
the writing was on the wall in the Jouban and Montano fights though
he just isn't that impressive

Kailin Curran

One more fight until the relevant fites start

God, why is BT Sport's online player such shitty quality?

I WANT A GIRL TO BEAT ME UP!

REEEEEEE START THE FIGHTS

ROGAN IS A FURRY

Boesch is getting heeemd

This.

Now we get a MW version of Gonzaga vs. Rothwell

meh

do u miss me

EVERY FUCKING ACESTREAM I FIND KEEPS LAGGING

WHERE'S A GOOD STREAM?

Do you have the webm of her crying as the decision is being read?

>Kaboom vs Blacksplosion

Damn..

Julianna Pena

BLESS

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STREAM CASUALS

I can't wait for his press conference where he calls out Wonderboy in front of everyone and says he is going to keep all 3 belts and defend them simultaneously.

Dana will say no but at that point, Conor will be his boss.

It was a decent 720p stream last time I used it

Eddie is getting slept, look into your heart lads, and you will know this to be true.

Natal is going to lose a competitive split decision la

...

This

UFC.tv goof

Reminder that

KK=Rey
JJ=Asuka

Now kiss

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
Brought to you by SquareSpace©

DONT BRING THE SCHAUB OUT OF ME

Q: Will Belal remember his name?

yep that's an ass

>all these acestreams like 5 minutes behind

Fucks sake lads. Anyone got a stream that isn't an hour behind?

Honestly I wish girls would kiss more. Why don't they?

the BT sport one doesn't lag but you need to give acestream a few minutes to stop lagging.

Post buttsluts

5fce1ae392890886ee1c19bf0787bc2dd1cf360a

pretty good.

DANA IF YOU'RE MONITORING THIS THREAD MY KEYBOARD FUCKED UP AND THOSE ARE JUST RANDOM NUMBERS AND LETTERS

That was a pretty great HEEM desu. So surprised he just went out after his chin has held up so well thus far

What have they been doing in the meantime lads? What's been playing? Been messing with streams

Whos got a HD stream that actually works please?

Goober is getting subbed

or Wrestle fucked for 3 rounds than knocked outed out

>tfw you only spread the shitty streams you won't be using

Even Conor isn't that fucking stupid m8.

...

Hope Joanna gets beat up desu

Godddd how long till the real fight?

they do, all the time, we just don't get to watch because we don't lift :(

I tried this one but it keeps skipping

henno's 6k stream is gud

JUST SHUT UP ABOUT STREAMS YOU POOR FUCKING WELFARE LEECHING TWATS

twitter.com/PlatinumPerry/status/797611317662220288

DEVILISH

Goober.

>tf
>tt
od

...

galanolefki

>Game of Thrones Season 6
>"BEST SEASON YET"
r u fukin jokin wit me lad

>A-user! I didnt expect you... I'm sorry your gf didnt show up tonight. Maybe *giggles* m-maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight?~

...

Me.

Got it from leddit.

it stops skipping after a while, that's how acestream works - it takes a while to find peers

if it never stops skipping then your internet sux

>He thinks wondermeme will win
Kek

lick my bumhole first user

now i get what king of autists are sitting here

live9.net/live1.html welcome

>6000 kbps works
>3000 and 1200 don't

Welp, that fuckin settles the main card right there.

ufc.tv

I don't think you get it man he is the captain now after tonight

Not for me, might be your router

Bo Jacksson is huge! How big is that guys dick?

Post your bets

Double confirmed even in Яussia

twitter.com/allelbows/status/797611558327173120

i have a feeling this one is going to be spicy

o-okay

He's right you know.

who the fuck are you and what are you doing on my heem

come and fight me homie

Are there any Muslims in Brazil?

isnt the black trunks guy the tennis player?

>those fucking dadbods

lmao

FIGHTING TIME

*kind

LITERALLY PERFECTION

>Mike blowing the heck out of Miesha

not everyone can live in socialist faggot countries who import men en masse and teach them how to fuck native women.

I better her pussy tastes like sour apple lifesavors

UFC.com

who the fuck is Ashley?

>Dana with the cheeky arms around Joanna's waste
Sleezy autist.

OH!

Seriously, these guys are welterweights that are too fucking lazy to cut weight.

>tfw he gets sent on missions and can't fight until 2018

reeeee

typical new yorkers

yes, me

These guys look out of weight

...

O-

You talk about London?

7 incredible fights after this one, are you ready Sup Forums?