Enter your kitchen around 1am for a late-night weekend snack

>enter your kitchen around 1am for a late-night weekend snack
>see this
>wat do?

eggs.

Take the icecream sandwich away because I paid good money for that shit

"get out of my house unless you're here to watch me browse Sup Forums"

little does she know, i fill those ice cream sandwiches every night at 1am

Make her check these dubs.

Turn around 360° and walk away.

"Mom?!"

>wat do?
Carry on with my snack

Drop my pants and say
>want some sausage with that?

Who the fuck are you?
What the fuck are you doing in my house?
Put down my fucking ice cream sandwich!
Get the fuck out!
I'm calling the fucking cops!

That could be a thief. Would call the police if she doesn't get out.

>How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat yer meat!

ask op for moar

obviously.

I'm too much of a zombie after 200mg trazadone and 300mg seriously so I'd ask her to join me while I gorge on 1k+ calories

Seroquel*

"How the hell did you get into my house?!"

who dat OP??

>why is there a stripper in my house..
>tell the bitch she has the wrong address and i cant afford her services anyway.

Mom, when did your tits get so big?

Pull down my pants and strain my face with the force of a billion suns while I spray shit all over the kitchen floor and screech autistically

This

fuck her right in the pussy

Sauce has been requested and should be honoured

...

post it on Sup Forums

Have you considered that the OP may not be aware of its source?

>bitch tryna rob muh homestead
>take out my Desert Eagle
>she stops trying to be cute immediately
>"pussy pass denied, SJW"
>two to the chest
>one to the head
>go back to safety of my battlestation
>finish masturbating to trap porn
>call everyone faggots
>get forgiven by Jesus
>spend rest of day posting about (((immigrants))) ruining my life on Sup Forums

MOAR OP this is my fetish

never should of come here

Jeeeesus fuckin Christ, Anna Semenovich is insane.

YFW you realize her last name is actually Semenovich.

you... I like you

>Semenovich Demonovich

Sometimes I like to search for sauce using the services provided by google inc.
It's not as fun as typing 'oh my god sauce' in theads, and it really doesn't let my autism shine, but it's quite effective.

Not the kind of chocolate I wanna eat

"ok, but can I rest my boobs on your head while you post?"

Did you try and reverse image search the picture or did you reach for your keyboard, cheetos encrusted on your fingers, move aside your belly, and ponder for the next twenty minutes over a witty reply?

You sad cunt.

this is not my kitchen

Don't fall in love too quickly user

I'd suck those balls for a chance at those titties.
no homo

Homo didn't even cross my mind that's 100% fair

>Ask her if she wants milk with that ice cream sandwich
>if she says yes slip roofie into said milk.
>if no then discreetly blow scopolamine into her face
>Get out dish rag and soak it with chloroform
>Ask her if said dish rag smells like chloroform to her
>wait til she passes out
>Take her into the bedroom
>Fuck her senseless
>Throw her spent still unconscious body into the dumpster in the back alley

Bitch will wake up naked and confused and won't know what the fuck hit her!

Won't remember a thing or know who the father of her baby is nine months later!