I'm going to fucking kill myself

[Mason Adams]

I'm going to fucking kill myself

[Isaac Murphy]

so how did it go?

[Evan Cook]

Don't do it, tho

[Christian Clark]

I tried killing myself once, I almost died!

[Leo Watson]

NEET Heaven is pretty comfy I gotta say

[Gabriel Wright]

put me in your will

[Connor Flores]

Good for you.
Make sure to mail the family a very ominous letter they'll receive after your death.

[Easton Johnson]

do it faggot

[Blake Wright]

...

[Christopher Bell]

This. Make a fake email and send them a delayed letter from Death or some shit. "Coming for you next."

[Julian Robinson]

Or just leave a letter at the post office with a mailing date at some random point in the future..
Idiot

[Oliver King]

Ok, Sup Forums types my last will one word at a time:
Dear

[Brody Cox]

LGBT community,

[Eli Young]

Who the fuck still uses letters?

[Elijah Rogers]

I

[Bentley Martinez]

Wish

[Jordan Powell]

k, laters

[Michael Ramirez]

2

[Alexander Cook]

No one. That is the fucking point. Make it more ominous.
And spoopy

[David Murphy]

Have

[Jordan Hill]

That's actually fucking clever. I admit defeat, my nigga.

[Kevin Phillips]

Nice trips.
We're both winners today

[William Lee]

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