What's the best food to sneak into a cinema? I snuck in a Wendy's triple cheeseburger meal and a frosty earlier

What's the best food to sneak into a cinema? I snuck in a Wendy's triple cheeseburger meal and a frosty earlier.

Hummus, pita chips and beer

Crabs legs, Chilean Sea Bass, and roasted Falcon

>roasted falcon
If I came to the cinema with my falcon and you were sitting behind us eating his brethren I would knock your chink ass out

who could be behind this thread...

>implying they didn't do a full body cavity search when you violated their singles policy

>Not buying two tickets and a womans coat to fool them

Are you even trying?

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My locals theatres can't search your everyday type backpack but they can if you bring a large bag, like say, a sport bag... It's retarded but I can sneak all the snacks I want

A 10 year old's pussy.

I'll flick chunks of charred raptor at you and your bird, faggot.

This is a picture of my falcons talons. I would pay money for you to even look at us the wrong way so I could give him the command to rip your fucking eyes out

I only take the best food

>sneak
I'm from Japan, our country isn't a savage barbarian shithole, so we can bring our own outside food and drinks into theaters, and there is usually a convenience store build right next door for just that purpose. Alcohol is allowed too, most theaters have beer on tap.

Imagine the fucking brick you'd have to push out your ass after eating that

Have fun caring for your senile parents

This. I always bring my backpack with me and bring in a water bottle

I snuck in my daughter and as soon as the lights dimmed down i put my hands inside her warm vulva
Shit was unreal m8

Throw it all on the ground so the theatercuck will CLEAN IT.

Nachos with extra cheese and a large soda you have turned int a pissflagon are the best for this.

Such a small price to pay for two nukes AMIRITE?

>14 year old amerifat thinks "muh nukes" still has any weight left
What's the matter, can't come up with a good joke with all the greasy tendie crumbs on your fingers? Or is good memery outlawed in Obama's socialist paradise?

>fries in frosty
This is a phenomenon everywhere where there's a Wendy's. I tried it once and it was disgusting. All of my friends love that shit though. I can't understand.

I also can't understand floats. Why the fuck do you need to put soda under your ice-cream?! One time I got a float I drank the soda first as fast as I could so it wouldn't ruin the ice-cream.

And the best thing to sneak into a movie theater is not food, but alcohol.

You sound legit autistic

>buy a large drink at the candy bar
>have 3 6 oz flasks of whisky hidden in my jacket
>they don't search me because I bought something at the candy bar
>sneak from one movie to another
>see 3 movies for the price of one ticket and a large drink
Buying something at the candy bar basically makes you invisible to all forms of security.

putting fries into frosties and shakes is awesome, fuck you
sometimes I even dip my burger in the frosty

>sneak from one movie to another

Have you ever been caught ?
Is it easy to do ?

No, because they don't give a shit if you buy something from the candy bar. It makes you totally invisible to their radar.

>American "banter"

Please don't post anymore until you are 21

the fuck is a candy bar?

and establishment much like a regular bar but for children that sells candy instead of alcohol