Louis C.K. walks on stage, sits on a stool. His face is somber
>Folks...I wanna be serious for a moment. I've got something I need to say.
Crowd murmurs, some worried faces in the audience
>My wife...my wife just gave birth to a healthy black baby boy!
Crowd erupts in cheers and applause, cries of "Congratulations"
>9 months ago my wife was bred by a strong black bull and today I held the product of his virile seed in my arms. I couldn't have been more proud.
>But you know, when I was in the nursery, I looked around at the other babies too. And when I looked at the white babies-
Crowd begins to hiss and boo
>I know how you feel, everyone. But when I looked at the white babies, and more specifically the, uh, diaper area. I noticed that they all head
*Crowd shouts in unison "LITTLE WHITE DICKS!"
>I couldn't believe how tiny those things were! I felt SORRY for the women who have to put up with THAT someday!
Laughter
>But when I looked down at the baby in my arms, I could see from one glance that he had a- *Crowd shouts in unison "BIG BLACK COCK!"
>I was like "Damn, this thing is bigger than mine, and he's just a baby!" So much for "white supremacy", huh?
More laughter
>I know one day he's gonna please a loooooot of white women unhappy with their husbands' tiny dicks, just like mine!
*Cheers mix into the laughter, one white woman shouts "Me first, me first!"
>Sorry, but there's already a hundred people ahead of you on the list.
Crowd "aw"s.
>But you know...you MIGHT be able to get to the top of the list...if you suck the cock of every black man in the audience right now!
Crowd explodes with excitement, chants of "Do it!" and "Suck that cock!" erupt. The woman's husband cheers her on as she gets on her knees in front of the first black man. The show ends as everyone watches the woman service black man after black man
Louis C.K. walks on stage, sits on a stool. His face is somber
Quality thread op
Typical louis. I saw him do this live.
I missed this meme.
"Take them to the interracial breeding grounds at once!"
Haha, gets me every time.
didn't read lol
pretty good, gave me a boner.
>tfw kicked out of a louis ck show for yelling "CUUUUCK" at the top of my lungs during his set
More like Lous C.U.C.K.
Pathetic
Did you really put effort into this?
Even if not not deleting this pathetic bullshit says otherwise
Didn't even read, Sup Forums, on with the memes like the mouthbreather you are
hola rėddit
BIG
>le pathetic tryhard do I fit in yet meme starter pack
Hola, twitter
>Its a "Louis retcons his ex-wife as black" episode
>Kids are still lily white
Is this faggot just completely retarded?
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Louis CucK is a Sup Forums meme you tumblr faggot.
Hahaha!!
>Sup Forums revisionist kiddy defending his spam
Like clockwork
>And when I looked at the white babies-
>Crowd begins to hiss and boo
>Sup Forums-reject weebshit can't get a real girlfriend so he spreads his shitposting crossboard
>has to explain the black mother of his white kids to his new girlfriend
>"BLACK IS A RECESSIVE GENE!"
lmao how mad is this guy? Did you get cucked or something? Jesus..
>d-d-d-do I fit in yet? I l-l-l-love le Sup Forums memes I swear
>Louis C.K. walks on stage
>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen...you're in for quite the show tonight"
>*applause*
>"Before we go any further...let us turn off these lights, these damned inventions of the white devil. Let us return to out natural state,BLACKness"
>Lights are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience.
>Meanwhile, Louis has stripped naked, and a huge cauldron is being brought on stage.
>All the blacks in the theatre start chanting "KEK KEK KEK" slowly growing louder.
>"In this cauldron is a sacred Nubian concoction made from the semen carefully extracted from vaginas of wives who have been bred by black bucks. It symbolizes the conquering of the white race.
>Louis lowers his pale, naked body slowly into the cauldren of semen. He rubs himself sensually, and his tiny white dick gets more and more erect.
>"KEK KEK KEK KEK" the chanting continues to roar on.
>Louis begins moaning and masturbating violently. Some white people in the audience are shocked, but when they try to leave they find the doors locked.
>Louis moans come out in a gasping sputter as his hands are a blur in his slimy crotch.
>Right as Louis reaches his climax, a black buck thrusts a huge horn resembling a BBC in front of Louis face. Louis puts it to his lips and....
>BRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>The sound of Louis orgasm echoes around the chamber, competing with the deafening chant of "KEK KEK KEK"
>Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre,killing all the white males in the audience with spears. The white women blush with anticipation as they are dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black bucks await with massive, throbbing erections.
>At this point Louis is being spitroasted between the girths of two massive black men.
>He pulls his mouth off of one of the mans cocks with a *slluurpp* and grabs the mic. Panting, he says:
>LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,WELCOME TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!
saved
really good stuff man
>d-d-d-do I fit in yet? I l-l-l-love le Sup Forums memes I swear
holy shit calm down you homo
holy shit what a punchline
>d-d-d-do I fit in yet? I l-l-l-love le Sup Forums memes I swear
kys yourself retard
>d-d-d-do I fit in yet? I l-l-l-love big black cocks I swear
>d-d-d-do I fit in yet? I l-l-l-love le Sup Forums memes I swear
>Louis CK steps on stage
>his appearance is dishevelled, beard unkempt, clothes tattered, skin paler than usual
>dark bags droop beneath his sunken, dead eyes
>the crowd cheers as he slowly limps to the microphone
>he grasps it with a trembling hand
>"L-Lit..."
>the crowd is on the edge of their seats
>"Little..." CK barely audibly whispers
>a pair of size thirteen jordans lands on stage
>"Oh God I can't do this anymore"
>Louis runs off stage sobbing
>the crowd is still, silence broken only by an indistinct "dayum" in the back
>"I guess that's that"
>the crowd begins getting up from their seats and leaving the auditorium single-file
>a faint bongo drumming is heard in the distance
>the crowd looks behind them at the stage
>the drumming becomes louder and more discernible
>a lone negro sits back down in his seat
>suddenly the curtains burst open
>"OOGA BOOGA"
>an entirely naked, oiled up Louis CK somersaults on-stage
>"TEENY WEENY WHITE PEENIES"
>the audience roars in excitement and begins rushing back to their seats
>"HEYOOOO DID SOMEBODY SAY BIG BLACK COCKS?"
>multiple audience members are trampled to death in the stampede
>"NIGGER DICK NIGGER DICK NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER DICK"
>the audience desperately tries climbing over the stacks of limp bodies at the entrance door
>Louis CK starts rolling around on the floor while screaming incoherently
>"HOWDY HOWDY ROWDY BUCKS"
>Tupac's hologram appears on stage and begins performing his new single
>"WE'RE GOING DOWN DOWN DOWN TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS"
>the surviving members of the audience begin rapping along with him
>Louis CK is frothing at the mouth while rolling around
>Neil Degrasse Tyson takes his shirt off and starts beating his chest
>in the far south, a white supremacist cartoonist in a cowboy hat suddenly wakes up from a fitful sleep
>"I sense... a disturbance."
>d-d-d-do I fit in yet? I l-l-l-love le Sup Forums memes I swear
...
>d-d-d-do I fit in yet? I l-l-l-love le Sup Forums memes I swear
>the audience is growing impatient
>a young white woman and a small contingent of white men are seated in the middle of the auditorium, surrounded on all sides by black bucks
>they fearfully look on as the crowd becomes increasingly erratic
>"EYYO WHERE THE WHITE BOY AT DOO?"
>a small group of basketball americans are seen beating bongo drums and blowing vuvuzelas in the back
>"IMMA TEAR THIS MOFUCKA DOWN IN ONE MINUTE IF-"
>suddenly the curtains part
>the crowd immediately goes silent
>louis ck steps out wearing nothing but a bathrobe
>they look on in anticipation, mouths agape
>louis ck steps up to the microphone but does not utter a single word
>the crowd starts shifting uncomfortably in their seats
>the white men futilely look behind them to the exit
>shaquille o'neal steps in their line of site and blocks the doorway
>louis silently pans over the crowd and begins licking his lips
>the silence becomes unbearable
>an erection emerges from louis' bathrobe
>a black baby is heard crying in the distance
>the audience starts twitching, unable to cope
>louis ck leans in to the microphone, lips touching the surface
>barely parts his lips to compose a whisper
>"big black cocks"
>the crowd erupts into hoots and hollers and begins stomping their feet in unison
>the white woman is already hogtied and having her earlobes stretched
>the screams of chimpanzees are drowned out by loud rap music
>BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN ERRWHERE
>circuis performers ride their stolen bikes on stage
>the entire concession stand has been looted
>the white men are crucified as the crowd cheeers
>the ghost of martin luther king jr is seen up in the rafters
>a single phantasmal tear rolls down his cheek
>d-d-d-do I fit in yet? I l-l-l-love le Sup Forums memes I swear
What did he mean by this?
Ask yourself: why would someone get so offended by cuck humor that they do this? It's not too difficult to figure out
He just wanted to fit in
>d-d-d-do I fit in yet? I l-l-l-love le Sup Forums memes I swear
>i hate memes so much
>that's why i spend all my time on Sup Forums
That's some advanced autism you got there, redditman. You were exposed ever since you first posted here and now you have to go back.
>d-d-d-do I le fit in yet? I l-l-l-love le Sup Forums memes I swear
No (you)'s for you anymore.
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LITTLE
WHITE
NIGGER
BITCH
>I am so le racist xDD
>d-d-d-do I fit in yet? I l-l-l-love le Sup Forums memes I swear
Kek these are the best memes this board has to offer.