Have you hugged your sister today user?

Have you hugged your sister today user?
Don't forget to tell her how much you love her.
(moms might be OK to)

i love these threads

Fuck, she noticed my boner!

No, i hate her

Why?

sage goes in all fields

fucking newfags can't you piss off to reddit for good?

what the fuck keeps you here?
I bet its the trap threads you fucking faggot.

We barely speak each other since i can remember, we are strangers even though we live in the same house

That's kind of sad.

>implying I like shitddit
>implying I know what the fuck are traps about
>implying I'm a fucking newfag
I would shit in your mouth, you piece of shit. Until then, sage goes in all fields.

you've got to make it right m8 she's family, even though you don't speak

you are newfag my friend, these threads are not new

cant hug as she lives to far, sent txt,
XXX me to

then you will love these even more

The fuck bro why?

I don't even have a fucking sister m8

Fuck Family my man they will drop you if they have need, don't invest in them , don't get hurt by them

>I would shit in your mouth, you piece of shit

disgusting reddit fags and their scat fetishes

are you fucking retarded? that was the point of that post you idiot.

if you raised a proper sister you would have a loyal lover and friend for life.
dont blame your failure on others.

she fucking smacked me

and why should i have raised her she does have 10 years on me chap?

What went wrong? Please don't tell me you grabbed her by the pussy...

Honestly, i don't know. I really don't care, we never had relationship so i don't think much about it

then your parents fail and you suck at being a cute younger brother.

no she was laying on the sofa watcing youtube and i tried to go in for a swift hug and she smacked my shoulder as hard as she could

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maybe she comes home and lies awake wondering how you two became so detached from each other.

maybe you make an attempt and you two bond over long session of tantric sex

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>This is normal

You need to pick your timing better and try again tommorow

thats part of the plan user...

did she say anything....lewd?

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fuck that im gonna go and try right now

>lewd
>- get away from me you fucking creep

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fuck yea! thats the spirit!.

take her phone from her and demand a kiss to get it back.

i threw myself on top of her and got my shit smacked up again.

What did you expect to happen?

try again but naked and with an erection, butter yourself up so its harder to push you off

My sister is busy in college and lives hours away in a different state so I can't hug her ATM.. but we used to fuck before we both moved away. Does that count?

nigger im gonna get thrown out of the house!

not if you're covered in butter, it will be incredibly difficult to physically throw you

just quietly sit next to her and close your eyes while you lean on her or rest next to her.

just tell her you want to be next to her cause it makes you happy and have a nice nap.

>it will be incredibly difficult
you're a big butter

for her?

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Femanon.
Hugged my little sister (15)
She screamed, asked if I was dying then tried to sit on me. (I'm a land whale)

You obviously need to do that more often...

No it was a "ew WTF are you dying?" Kinda response.

tell her you wanted to give her one last hug before...

and then walk away.

post results.

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And I mean that if you would do it more often she wouldn't be so disgusted with it

She asked (jokingly) if I was finally killing myself. I said nothing. She then said have fun. Fml

go out the front door and come back in an hour.

post results.

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bmp

>let's start a thread about making sexual advances towards out sisters
>random user says he fucked his sister
>no one comments

Give us a story, user, if you're still on.

I would but shes in rehab again.

anime replies

I wish I where an Anime.
I'd be a cute lesbian tomboy.

another anime reply

>implying you wouldn't still be the hell hambeast you are now

I hugged my little brother
he called me a faggot and went back to watching The Office

>implying I'm a girl and not a 30yo virgin weeb

I did not see that.
details nigga!

oh shit le reddit army is here!

I didn't imply that at all. Being a hambeast isn't gender exclusive.

>Implying you wouldn't be an ugly neckbeard in an anime too.

spot the autist

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Well then you gotta bump into her one day and start a conversation about why there's eroge falling out of her baggage

sage sage sage
Incest breeds retards
saaaaageeeee

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Loving your family is so 1825.

this is an anime site you newfag.

Giving your sister a hug isn't incestuous. It's a sign of being a good brother/sister.

Still doesn't disprove you're autistic.

a board for japanese culture fagboy, the are specific anime boards

fucking newfags they smell

>2017
>implying autism is bad

What do if it feels physically wrong to express heartfelt love to your family? Because thats me.

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Hinders cognitive functionality, so yes.

I have a sister who is 17 years old.
She made a boyfriend before I make girl friends.....

/k/ and Sup Forums transthreads is my goal in life fagboy

>>implying autism is bad
kek that's what all the autists say

XXXXXDDDDD LMAO

We're all autistic so yeah

Pure love, do it again and post results.

fucking jiggle billy

newfags use newfag arguments to prove they aren't new fags...

this place has gone to hell.

I'm not really on speaking terms with My sister right now.

For sure dude

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It was not me, just speculating what the user's imouto said

too busy stuffing you mouth in that juicy pussy?

pretty much

yeah pretty much

true cancer

Fuck off space nigger