How many times do you shower a week, morning or night, and why?

How many times do you shower a week, morning or night, and why?

once every 3-4 weeks.

Every day in the morning, as a minimum

All weekday evenings because fuck getting up earlier in the morning and I do a physical job anyway so I dont need to be squeaky clean from a morning wash. Whether or not I do on weekends depends if I'm socialising or if I can be arsed.

I sometimes take a bath, but i havnt changed the water in about 3 months. Its mainly for my model boats.
I refuse to take a shower

What makes you wash? Is it like "well, it's wash time" or is 3-4 weeks when things start getting extra funky?

So is it always a cold bath?

When I wake up, and when i get home from work.

I like smelling fresh for work. When I get home because i work outside and I always have that "Not so fresh" feeling when i get home.

Whenever I go to get a haircut.

Depends.
I work Fri-Sun at an auto shop, so I shower pretty much 2-3 times or once at the least.
During the week like twice.
So I say 4 times a week.
But sometimes I'll go once or twice.

every morning

like twice a week, I live in a shithole apartment without hot water so I have to warm the water first with my small electric oven and pour the water on myself from a bucket, it takes about 40 mins for the water to get hot and most of the times it gets cold after I dump it on the bucket since it has cold water
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Every day immediately after work in the afternoon. Twice a day, after work and before bed, in the summer time.

every second day
>tfw no natural bodyodor

IM the OP. lol forgot to post my answer

4-5 times a week. Which day to shower depends on what im feeling like. at evening(4pm) I have NEVER tries showering in the morning, even tho I get up somewhat early, i just dunno

lol

I don't get natural body odor too... Or do i?

People tend to not notice their own. Usually, when you can smell yourself, youve already smelled for a while.

Nah. Your nose is used to the smell of unwashed balls and pits. Kinda like people that repair septic systems just get bothered by the stink for the first 30 minutes each day. After that your nose adjusts.

You are probably one of those greasy gays that smell like BBQ.

MODS

Shower every night right before bed.

I do this, because the last thing I do each night is my 3 mile run.

Then, being clean, I get into my bed which stays cleaner longer, and watch SC2 pro league videos for about 3 hours before I finally fall asleep.

;)

>How many times do you shower a week
5-9 times a week, depending on how gross I get. Most of the times it'll be once per day.

>morning or night
I shower in the mornings most times. Sometimes at night depending on my sleep schedule.

>why?
I shower when I need to.

every 2 days, gotta keep this mop top from greasing out in a few hours.

Every afternoon after work, and in the morning on weekends.

If i go out at night and feel stinky i shower again.

every day. i get stinky from work and working out.

some time before i get a haircut, and post-haircut.

every time before i hook up with a new girl.

if i didn't have to face society i would bathe only a few times a month, to get general grime off of me.

people who claim they have no pit body odor are lying. only way is if they stop bathing for weeks. by default people who shower regularly are actually stinkier.

haven't showered in at least a month

LEAVE YOUR DEVICE AND SHOWER NOW.

Seriously, it will make you feel fresh and good. Also, your people will thank you

i wiped down my phone disinfecting it before i showered earlier. feels good coming out of a shower and handling a clean ass phone too.

Every day at work(fuck yeah getting paid to shower) and once a weekend in the morning.

every morning because im a functional adult

I usually shower twice a day. Once in the morning, to get myself fresh for the day. Once in the evening, after my daily workout.

Kill yourself.

7 to 10 times a week monday- saterday morning at 6.40am. I shower with all my coworkers at the end of my shift with a harsh lead removing soap. Yay for making industrial lead acid batterys! Then i shower on my day off to with nice high end shampoo to help save my dry ass hair. And i shower before i go out with friends or anything like that.

Implying if you don't shower everyday your not a functional adult..
Your only function is commiting to labor for the monitary system.
your a idiot.
Therefore not yet a adult.

Damn, now that's poverty.

Can't you at least get a water cooker or something?

Every week day morning. Usually mid-morning or afternoon on weekends.

Around every 2 years.

it's still getting into your orifices i hope it's not some aerosol you are exposed to at work where you need a respirator.

Once a day before work. My nose is pretty shot so I can't tell if I smell bad

It really depends on whether or not I'm dating someone or getting some that night.

When I'm single - once every 2 days.
When I have a stable chick - daily.

Always in the morning. I have doing it in the evening or at night. But, I'f I'm going out and there's a +50% change of getting laid, I'll shower at night too.

Every morning Mon-Fri and i'm French !! MINDBLOWING !

>LEAVE YOUR DEVICE AND SHOWER NOW

We all have to wear respirators at all times why on the floor so we ok and we get are blood lead lvls checked every month

Every morning

Dude what country are you in?

Twice a day. Minimum.

Everyday in the morning because it's disgusting not to. If I didn't have to interact with people daily then probably 4-5 times a week.