The last text you sent to a female is what's going on your gravestone. How will you be remembered?

The last text you sent to a female is what's going on your gravestone. How will you be remembered?

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>Oh I get badass batteries from work thanks though

"Make sure to eat healthy so you can get better, please"

x

"I'm in a meeting. Is it important?"

"Be carefull lil nigga"

moar?

Looks like a fat Frankenstein.

Dude nice

"Approved"

Thanks mom

"Sorry my people are stupid"

"tell me when you are back my princess love you so much"

"not sure yet"

the stuff in red on the timeline was the important stuff

This is why i have a problrm with you

I love Luigi, Mario sucks

"No, you do as you're told. Daddy does what he wants."

Mom?

hi mom

Sent this text to my gf about the weird dream I just had... Maybe it wasn't so weird.

"Also I'm trying to remember my weird dream... It involved a field trip of students (which I apparently was one of) and we had gone to this place I don't recognize. And there was a guy there who was trying to kill everyone on the trip or something. I had tried to fight him but he just didn't get hurt by anything. Then he sent someone to kill me but I woke up before they could get to me... It was scary and weird"

"Maybe tomorrow"

"I need a drink lol"

get home safe.
sounds lame as fuck but honestly its probably the best one and most suitable on a gravestone

Soon

>What are you doing right now? Send some pics ;)

I do not remember the last time I texted a female

Yeah sure that's fine!

>remember! meeting at 10:00 Monday in the cafeteria. have a good weekend

mom make sure to get the hot cheetos and not the normal ones

...

"No more lookin like a faggot in the dark.. so do you take it up the ass?"

"fgt follow me back"

Pee

>What's "an okay day"?

"I'm hungry and want corn chowder"

Taking a #fatshit
Sent to the wife...

>Send nudes

>You can't tell if you look out the windows

" "

"And have a drink"

>Fuck you too sweetheart

"still dead?"

"yooo happy birthday"

"I just took the biggest shit"

"Yes it is there approved. 1900-0300"

>I have to go to Medina to drive the 3 series today and make a decision

"Yea, I completely understand. I mostly just wanted to get this just out in the open so it's not really just eating away in the back of my head"

Anal tonight?

I'm busy, won't be making it

I'm here

rip

Any kind of ham is fine.

(heart emoji basically)

>On my way
This makes it sound like I'm religious in some way. Which is incorrect.

"Why" sweet

Your cat is not eating.

Slightly better than my second to last.

"There's something that I've been meaning to say. I'm sure you probably already realized, but I really like you. Hopefully we can remain friends if you don't feel the same. I honestly just wanted to get this off my chest."

same here

"i'm over it"

Not sure why I kekd

"Yes of course I do anal"

"just got home, gonna have a drink now, won't be gone long though"

> "Did you listen to the song i sent?"

She's been online on whatsapp for like all day and hasn't responded

I feel awful. I want the 2015 her back

lol loser

"Stop harrassing me"

"Will do lol x"

Ahem... 'Id spend an hour eating that pussy."

What tiem?

Eh, I really had no other choice

yeah

Moar of her?

you could've said that to her face

Ily more than happy people smile

"We're out of milk"

>That's part of being a grownup

Number 2 looks good

"send nudes"

If I saw her in person, I would have.

''i slept with your sister''

"when do we meet next time?" ... no answer since 4 weeks :(

I understand, im glad she has you to give her a kick in the ass if need be. She might be depressed too, never know. Glad to know i have a hotline :)

>What kind of booze you want for tonight?

Try it

Hey :)

And no answer

pls respond

>You. I like you.

"okay, I'll be right down"

>When can I touch your boobs?

>Mom, pick me up from school

Have a great day, beautiful! Love you! Xx

I love you too.

>can we have McDonald's tonight?

>He said naw

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"Hot"

"lol i'm dying"

goodbye.

that was over a year ago.

>love you ma

"Yeah, fine. Just keep your mam away from me because I can't be arsed with her shit and I WILL tell her to fuck off"