>spot me on the weights, faggot?
wat do
>spot me on the weights, faggot?
wat do
I-I can't even deadlift that much *whimper*
I CRUSH YOU PENIS LIKE BUG!
>FamilyGuy.jpg
Looks like something straight outta SFIV
rumor is she's fighting ronda rousey on the big ppv at madison square
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You grab her glutes/breasts and gently guide her through her squat while telling her it's all her. Do I have to walk you faggots through everything??
HPV with hilarious consequences
That looks so fucking ridiculous
sex feet
is this shopped?
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What do you think?
Of course not
thats actually an upgrade from how she really looks
>Implying that giant amazon women aren't my fetish
>T-thanks Futurama
>watching redditorama
whats that covering her left tit, is that a fucking tattoo
I see Chloe Moretz as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Chloe Moretz is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Chloe Moretz does it for me.
thick like hillary duff
PUFFY
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holy shit is that pic real?
HE
>Implying that Futurama didn't exist before Reddit.
Is that shooped?
HAS
yas
no