Walk into your house

>Walk into your house
>You find Cara Delevingne standing there looking at you
Wat do???

do tongue kissing

Marry her because that's TOTALLY NOT some weird fantasy and I'm TOTALLY NOT a creepy stalker

Fuck her.

Then fuck her again.

And then some more.

Run

Ask her why the fuck she broke up with st vincent?

Ask if she is mad.

>look her straight in the eyes
>never lose eye contact
>close laptop
>start sweating

> "I'm almost certain you have herpes by now, but I don't care. Mind if I rattle your bones?"

DONT SPOOK ME DUDE

Some classic 360

lick the bacon tatto on her foot see if it actually tastes like bacon

How would you fuck Cara?

I will ask her
Hey der umm cata..err cara...wh..wh..what come you here...umm i mean how...err..can i see boobs?

Wonder how many spooks have been in her now that you've mentioned it.
She looks like a coal burner.

Shave her eyebrows

>She looks like a coal burner.
Well duh
>Blonde hair
>Blue eyes
>Pale skin

offer her tea

no dyke in my house, call the police

Sit her down at my kitchen table and share a freshly made pot of tea with her....

then, of course....

> pic related.

tits or gtfo

epic meme xd

freak out and throw apples at her until she dies

> turn 360
and fuck her in her boyish arse.
I mean.... why she is in my apartment anyway!?

kekek
the eggs.

>take photograph of her
>print it out
>lay it front of her
>get naked
>start jacking off onto said picture
>cum buckets
>neatly clean it all up
>get dressed
>wash hands
>offer her tea and crumpets

Ask her how she got in and what she's doing here, just like I would with anyone else who was suddenly in my house.

Is that yours user? Pls say there's vids too.