>Walk into your house
>You find Cara Delevingne standing there looking at you
Wat do???
Walk into your house
do tongue kissing
Marry her because that's TOTALLY NOT some weird fantasy and I'm TOTALLY NOT a creepy stalker
Fuck her.
Then fuck her again.
And then some more.
Run
Ask her why the fuck she broke up with st vincent?
Ask if she is mad.
>look her straight in the eyes
>never lose eye contact
>close laptop
>start sweating
> "I'm almost certain you have herpes by now, but I don't care. Mind if I rattle your bones?"
DONT SPOOK ME DUDE
Some classic 360
lick the bacon tatto on her foot see if it actually tastes like bacon
How would you fuck Cara?
I will ask her
Hey der umm cata..err cara...wh..wh..what come you here...umm i mean how...err..can i see boobs?
Wonder how many spooks have been in her now that you've mentioned it.
She looks like a coal burner.
Shave her eyebrows
>She looks like a coal burner.
Well duh
>Blonde hair
>Blue eyes
>Pale skin
offer her tea
no dyke in my house, call the police
Sit her down at my kitchen table and share a freshly made pot of tea with her....
then, of course....
> pic related.
tits or gtfo
epic meme xd
freak out and throw apples at her until she dies
> turn 360
and fuck her in her boyish arse.
I mean.... why she is in my apartment anyway!?
kekek
the eggs.
>take photograph of her
>print it out
>lay it front of her
>get naked
>start jacking off onto said picture
>cum buckets
>neatly clean it all up
>get dressed
>wash hands
>offer her tea and crumpets
Ask her how she got in and what she's doing here, just like I would with anyone else who was suddenly in my house.
Is that yours user? Pls say there's vids too.