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a cheeky pint edition

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poo

kiira

i love the janny!

State your name cuz

karen

Say NO to anime and lead a fruitful and fulfilling life!

*whips, whips*

her head is too big for her body.

cornelius

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i wanted to buy some guinness today but the shop was closed

me on the right

me on the left

Seriously considering doing a 'cide

My pants are too tight

TOO TIGHT
TOO TIGHT
TOO TIGHT
AAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAH

anime

Does anyone else get 'Friendship crushes', where you have this urge to be someones friend because you realized they're amazing?

In the most non sexual or loveydovey way, sometimes when I find a person who seems so wholesome I get this weird crush want to be their friend really badly. Not only in a way that I'd just wanna get to know them, but I want to seriously be a part of their life and have cool ass conversations. I'd apply myself to situations where we could get to know each other etc. All the absolute best friends I've ever had in the world were a result of this :)

but mahmoud
today is the day of the lord

bender

Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas innit

>realize
foy

Ur cock is too small for ur body lmao

good posts

gay ponce twat

First for buying Spanish and flaunting my colourful cigerette packets around town in defiance of the Tories.

>72506537
not one word

women with big heads are the best desu

Doing my taxes lads

Pic related

sleep cycle is fucked lads

went for a quick nap at 6pm and just woke up

work tomorrow as well

haha

bit gay

WTF I love YouTube now

have a massive ugly spot on my forehead right above my eyebrow

good night haha

bit rude

going to the fridge to get a cider

Same. I got it from wearing a sweaty hat.

me: with the bat

you: in the wifebeater

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xx

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Can you grab me one too la?
Ta

*stumbles into your arms* *looks up at your face*
haha oops think ive had a bit too much to drink

PAPA NEW GUINEALAD

why does fish smell bad when it's not cooked but good when it's cooked

heading to sleep soon to get ready to work with my psychotic ex-friend who suddenly has it out for me and will probably cost one or both of us our jobs even though i've only been here for 2 months
see you tomorrow lads

1. Do not obey in advance.
2. Defend institutions.
3. Beware the one-party state.
4. Take responsibility for the face of the world.
5. Remember professional ethics.
6. Be wary of paramilitaries.
7. Be reflective if you must be armed.
8. Stand out.
9. Be kind to our language.
10. Believe in truth.
11. Investigate.
12. Make eye contact and small talk.
13. Practice corporeal politics.
14. Establish a private life.
15. Contribute to good causes.
16. Learn from peers in other countries.
17. Listen for dangerous words.
18. Be calm when the unthinkable arrives.
19. Be a patriot.
20. Be as courageous as you can.

R A R E

Morning mate.

me desu

wat is that ever possible
got it from being an oily fucker

Fresh fish is not supposed to smell bad, even when uncooked. If it does then it's not fresh.

goal gf
youtube.com/watch?v=SyrceHvUMIk

Hmmmm

i am extraordinarily ugly

*slings you a spice plum rekorderlig*

enjoy

Smoke enough now that when I go without for a couple of hours, I get headaches.

Roger
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Maamaa

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Stan
Haley
Jeff

Recommend me some anime please. Need to completely destroy myself thanks.

business idea: an app like tinder for dog breeders

when you go to deli counters where's there's supposedly fresh fish it still smells like shit

i've been to fishing ports with freshly catched fish and it still smells bad

Yeah. It blocks your pores. You have no idea how much I sweat in this tropical country.

All Muslims should be executed

DEFINITELY happened. No doubts at all. Nope. 100% legit.

here's mine
youtube.com/watch?v=HG_In6RtdP4

no one actually believes this stuff, right?

kinmoza

This literally cannot have happened

At the very least they would make up an excuse, even if they were being institutionally racist and absolutely illegal as a standard company policy, which they aren't.

Oh I meant to post this on Sup Forums...

Cheers lad
Never tried these before, are they better hot or cold?

Why doesn't the government just take your taxes directly out of your pay?

kuzu no honkai

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about £50 if I get it shipping and all what do you lads think

Gunslinger Girl
Mobile Suit Gundam 08th MS Team

asmr is the end point for me lads
if I ever stoop that low i'm just going to jump in front of a train

how's the bud in ethiopia?

i imagine it's pretty shitty

might get a tattoo

i wonder what this poster looks like

What's that film all the normies are raving about?

Its about racist white people stealing black people or some shit.

Get a shit looking one and be super proud of it like everyone I know.

They do
You have to fill out all the other shit that isn't job related
You might have to pay the govt or might get refunds, depends on what you can claim or not

There's really nothing wrong with it

>19. Be a patriot.
nah

alri mate. how are you this evening?

Didn't happen, but I wouldn't care if it did.

t. saddo

big fan of this post

>tfw autistic and full-on social retard incapable of basic human interaction, but extremely handsome

Literally my only saving grace, if I was ugly there would genuinely be no hope.

used to be cute, going through a JUST phase haha x x x x

takeaway arrived

>3. Beware the one-party state.
I don't thing Shetland will ever vote SNP, even if we always vote Lib Dem for whatever reason

Lads you know Annette? Don't you wish you could scoop her up in "a net"? And dump her in the sea!

For me its anime

Fully aware than an autist like me could find it incredibly entertaining, so I make a conscious effort to avoid it like the plague.

Would bet my salary that this in fact did not happen.

So they don't automatically tax any savings you have or investments?

prove it

Gunbuster

youtube.com/watch?v=IG_sYgw8rUo
goal

>coach to brussels is only £16

doing a travel

post pics of yourself, cunt

what website?

Get out