State your job, salary, and age. I'll start:

State your job, salary, and age. I'll start:

Chef at Wendys
$8.85/hour
30

sandwich artist
$8.75/hour
43

Sanitation engineer
8.25/hr
32

>chef
>at Wendys

that's a good one

hi, newfag. welcome to 4chink

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Master of the custodial arts
9.25/hr
39

End of sale product placement and packaging scientist.
9.00 per hour
28

Lowe's Inventory Technician Specialist
$10.75 an hour
31
fml

Forgot pic

Stay in school, kids

Graphic Designer
60k/year
32

Damn. U rich

FT3 on an ohio class submarine
~35k/yr + food + housing + healthcare
>ama about navy or subs

RF and Digital Electronics Technician
$34.56/hour

i spend 90% of my day in my office watching youtube videos and downloading porn. tis the life

Nothing
Government Disability
$1,000 a month FOR FREE

If I'm not that hungry, would you recommend that I get the 12 inch and just take half of it home to put in the fridge and eat later? I mean that would save money right?

Security System Technician
$25/hr (will go up after we get unionized)
45

>$34.56/hour
at least make up a better pay rate

kek/10
i feel like the title is more degrading than the actual job

frank gallahger
how do you live on 1k a month?

I make 78910 a year

Game Programmer
€70/h
27

Sorry, but I'm not kidding.

fucking duh
its $6 all month
its like $.50 more for the 6"
you'd be stupid not to do that

Maybe you can help since your a chef and have a career. How does my resume look? I have been handing it out all week.

Last job I worked:
>Swimming teacher for kids 4-13
>$15.48/hour - $480.31/month
>15 to 19

>I've never had a job before: the post

a lot of companies do like 6 cent raises or 1 percent a year and you get weird amounts

this looks like shit
why would you include your gpa at all if youre not rocking a high 3+
formatting is trash
2/10 would not call back

that's perfect

Ok thanks. That's great insight. I'll do this.

work from home, process internet orders and customer service stuff.

$15/hr
>pyjama dress code

Military Pilot
~$100K/yr
32

you need to pad that up a bit bro. that looks like a template completed by a 19yo

>a lot of companies do like 6 cent raises or 1 percent a year and you get weird amounts

yeah, maybe a lot of shit companies

Refinery Operator
36 something/hr 100k+/yr
26

DATA COLLECTION THREAD

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

>make fake craigslist post for the exact job you want
>make fake simplyhired post for the exact job you want
>steal the best of every good resume

Are you serious?

...work in team

i'm pretty certain all data ITT is false

yeah like human beings most companies are shit, because they're operated by human beings

what do you fly?

PH.D. in Math
$300k/yr stating
23

Test engineer
140k, add rental income 10k [net]
34

IT architect for some large faceless corporate
$110k p/a
32

I really hope that you're trolling and that this is not your resume because this is the shittiest resume I've ever seen in my life. If this is the best you can do, hire a professional to do it for you. I'm not being rude I'm trying to be helpful.

what do you test

i love my job :)

Prof. Fapper 4 chan and 0.0001 a fap

large sized butt plugs

youre an evil mastermind

Try, "... work as part of a team."

>love
>job
what a cuck

I'm trying to stand out so I'm not forgettable and hired

Currently the T-6 (primary trainer), formerly the C-130

Cable TV related equipment

no i'm an unemployed collecting disability neet autistic zilch

>Divorcee
>$150k / year
>50 y/o

Where did you get this gig?

oh why do cable tv companies make such dog shit boxes?

HERS Rater/ BPI Analyst
$200/hr
21

>test engineer
>$150k/year
>45
>test products on babies

You'll end up standing up outside without a job.

Palliative Care Nurse (registered)

$35 per hour

42

...

>what a cuck

you sure are. :)

Professional Sign Holder/Waver
Minimum wage
Florida

anal fissure sutcherer
1,000,000/year
12

whats your point

I blame government regulations
Also blame lack of competition which doesn't really drive us to produce military grade settop boxes

what's min wage in florida these days?

Thanks

>Florida
of course. you're white trash.

AF? t-6 are cool little planes. always wanted to fly a fighter.

atop its head

That's a lot of OT

U create anal fissure

Freshman student.
If we go by hours I attend school I make $577/hr.

What should I fix?

pfff

railroad conductor
40 Canadian rupees/hour, more depending on class of service.
29

Freelance Writer
$50-$250 per submission
19

Medical Sales 450K-550K depending on bonus. 44yo

Yes, AF, the T-6 is pretty awesome and plenty sporty for me.

Fighter Pilots are some of the hardest working people I've met, they work very hard to be as good as they are at their jobs.

Clubber of seals
$13 per pelt
40

A PHD in Math shouldn't get you that kind of pay.

Jesus what do you sell CT machines?

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Operating Room nurse circulator
base pay $25 - plus shift differentials + seasonal pay extra $15
25

>human resources office administrstion
>18.73
>26

Marry me

He meant pre highschool diploma and no pay

company wanted to close north american call center & outsource to india!
>keep some of the best whiteys to ensure customer service doesnt crumble
it crumbled a bit, bye bye offshore lol

No - we sell almost everything. Straight commission - 15 years in the same job and territory.

professional snot eater

I work for free...it's a labor of love

19

I'd lose my alimony, sorry :(

Then just be my lover

I can imagine. Friend of a friend blah blah i heard got to fly f-15s in the af but stopped cause he ended up going blind in one eye. vision came back. turns out it was stress so he went to somthing like a c-130. I have shitty eyes and a poor academic history so it was never really in the cards for me.

let me be a live in servant