Hey guys

Hey guys

31 years old virgin here. Thinking about hiring a hooker.

Powers acquired so far:

-Social repulsion aura: No friends, almost no family. It's very effective against females. I have only talked with one young woman in the last 6 years.

-Autism: I am very skilled with mental and physical jobs now that I have zero social interaction.

-Erectile disfunction: It's hard to get an erection now. I guess I have watched too much porn and my testosterone is already going down as a result of the lack of femenine presence.

-Angry issues: I get extremely upset for stupid things nobody would care about.

No depression or anything tho. I have always been a deluded dreamer. That's probably why I didnt kill myself.

No girl has ever kissed or hugged me either. In high school they ignored me or made fun of me. Later they just ignored me. Nowadays I don't have any contact with young attractive woman.

Ask me anything.

FAQ

>Why don't you fix your life?
Doing what, exactly?

>Are you ugly?
Yes, sort of. Not extremely ugly I think, just a bit below average.

>Are you fat?
No, my body is normal. I am slightly muscular, but pretty average. 1,84 m tall more or less (A bit less than 6'1)

>Do you have a tiny dick?
Around 17 cm erected. I think my dick is ok.

>Why don't you kill yourself?
What's the point of doing that? There are a lot of things I enjoy. I will still die, eventually.

>Are you dumb?
No. I won't post my IQ since I don't trust that shit, but I finished a hard degree with excellent scores, so I am pretty sure I am not dumb.

>Why are you a virgin?
Most likely a combination of weird looks (slightly ugly, horrible taste in fashion) and extreme social retardation.

Pic related, wish she was my girlfriend.

and?

And...ask me anything?

What's your favorite movie?

So why are you so unappealing?

and are you going to post a picture of your face which is probably the reason for the previous?

Make a fucking tinder account, get some muscles, buy new clothes, watch a million videos and throw yourself out there. How many times have you actively tried? All you are giving is possible explanations and some conclusion it didn't work out for those reasons

Hard to tell what is my favorite food, movie, or whatever. I always have several ones, each one is different and I like all of them more or less the same. But in a different way.

I am not particularly intested in movies, but if I have to pick three I would probably pick:

Dreams (Kurosawa)
Matrix (if you take out the retarded action scenes)
The Lord of the rings (Not perfect, but enjoyable overall)

Only reason to succeed is by putting work into it, how scary it may seem

Is it maybe because you bore them to death?

5 mins to reply to what's your favorite movie

>So why are you so unappealing?

I already answered to that:

>weird looks (slightly ugly, horrible taste in fashion) and extreme social retardation.

Nah, I don't feel like posting a picture of my face. I look like Jon Snow, but a bit uglier.

I am sure my body is not the problem. guys who have half my muscules have pretty girlfriends, and I don't.

> How many times have you actively tried?

What, going out one night and trrying to get some pussy? Zero. I hate doing that, I rather be a virgin. Probably that's my biggest problem.

Definitely get an escort. It's a fun time.

I've been a hobbyist for about 5 years now, not autistic or anything, just had a really shitty breakup and a bunch of bad experiences with dating, and just didn't feel like dealing with it anymore.

I would strongly recommend if you're going to escort route to not cheap out. Go high end, get a well reviewed high end independent, or from a reputable agency. Don't get some amateur skank off CL or BP. You definitely get what you pay for in this business,

Have any questions I could answer for you?

Why not just prove it? If you seem to have no one that cares about you why not just post your face.

>Go high end, get a well reviewed high end independent

Yeah, definitely. I was in a whore club before and I found the girls there disgusting.

>Have any questions I could answer for you?

Can I tell the girl I am a virgin?

I feel like spending some time with her, like two hours or so. Is it a good idea or should I fuck her and go?

Can I ask the girl to be submissive?

Watch desperate virgins on YouTube. Its a full documentary about your exact subject. And then honestly bro... Do it. It'll probably give you a huge confidence boost in your every day life.

I'm kinda in the same situation as OP's, but I am very very ugly, and very skinny, and I have a 4inch dick.

Much worse than you, OP. I win.

Or I lose.

Prove what?

Anyways, I don't want to post my face because I don't want a bunch of guys making fun of my face, which will happen and you know it. It feels ood.

>yes
>ask her you're the one paying if she says no go find someone else (she's going to see it as easy money which it is)
>yes

Are you sure you're 30?

It can't be that hard.
Talking to women ain't rocket science

Soo.. you just want to get laid or actually go for a gf? Else I can't provide advice

I have a feeling you're either hideous, overweight as fuck or under aged as fuck.

You've got barely anyone in this thread, just post your face already.

>Are you sure you're 30?

31 in July...

Why do you ask?

so hire a hooker, whats the big deal??

>33 year old virgin
>I can't sleep anymore at night because I hate myself too much.

You sound like you've never actually seen anything remotely involving prostitutes

I'd tell her. She'll know anyway. Some escorts actually seem to like deflowering guys from what some girls have told me. Just be honest, tell her it's your first time and ask her to show you the ropes.

I usually do 3-r hour sessions, personally. We get to relax, have a few drinks, chat, get to know each other a bit, then we've got a few hours to have some fun. Just make sure the girl you're with offers more than one shot per booking.

You can certainly ask her, many escorts specialize in that kind of thing. Maybe not the best idea your first time, though. I mean, you're asking a girl to take direction from you on something you've never done before and don't know how to do. I'd let her take the reins the first few times.

OP must just be ugly as fuck and/or overweight.

the only thing that helped me:

fix your fucking porn addiction.

women can smell a manbaby sitting in his cave jerking off all day from a mile away.

do at least something. go to random ass meetups. do dancing lessons. get a dog and go to dog obedience school
SHOWER, SHAVE AND GET A HAIRCUT REGULARLY

as soon as you stop jerking off every time stuff gets annoying, you'll have the energy to do something with yourself.

i should not have to tell you that with the current state your own, youll be lucky to get beta-grills. more like gamma-omega wrecks.
unless you're rich

>tfw 19 and just had sex, lost V card 2 years ago

till 17 I was turbo-autist even lifting and looking good for 2 years, I dont know what changed, but I think the mindset is important when deealing with women.

she will probably guess that you are, but wont ask. Tell her or dont, it wont make any difference

pay for one hour, if you like her ask for 2

dont ask that, they dont like it

>Thinking about hiring a hooker.

Sleazy and stupid idea. Possibly a very high-end escort. Fly to Paris. Fuck a truly gorgeous working girl. Not some skank @ the Motel 6 down the Interstate.

>> 725080343
You are wrong, and I am not going to post my face.

But as I said, I am ugly. Not really ugly, but ugly after all.

I think I could have done better if I was prettier.

Anyways, the few moments some girl got some interest on me, I fucked up big time. Like, causing serious trouble to other people and all ....

How'd you fuck up linking back to my comment?

I doubt I'm wrong, if I was wrong you'd be fine to post your face, most people on here are bellow average so take comfort in that if oh no someone makes fun of you on Sup Forums.

>like causing serious trouble to other people

So, you make 0 bodily contact with women, yet manage to fuck up their lives... what do you stalk them? Bunny boiler?

well you can't just say that without explaining what happened.

>you've never actually seen anything remotely involving prostitutes

And I never did, out of that short and disgusting experience in a whore club...

And porn, but that doesn't count I guess.

Well, I portray myself as being dominant and agressive in such a situation. But I cant' know. Maybe I will just pussy out. Maybe I will try to be dominant and the girl will end up laugting at me...But we can always try at least I guess.

I have no reason to lie. I have already say I am ugly, but not extremely ugly. And my body is clearly above average (I have a gym at home and I actually have fun training)

Its okay.

Dropped many spaghetti out of pocketioly before being self-confident.

Just dont give up, if this breaks you, you are not a man.

Buying sex is easy and desperate way - and in the end it wont change anything with your relationships with women

Look, here's the thing: you don't know how to sex yet, so you shouldn't go into it assuming you're one thing or another. Like I said, just be honest with her, and roll with it, whatever happens. Maybe you will wind up taking a more dominant role, maybe you'll just lie back and let her do her thing. Just see how things go.

This.

Yeah you've got ample reason to lie user, you're refusing to post your face because you're worried people are gonna make fun of you, if you're somewhat below average face wise and above average body wise then you have 0 reason to be so defensive about yourself.

You're literally displaying the fact you're apparently ugly, a virgin and socially awkward as fuck, what more difference is one face shot gonna make?

>and I never did

No as in what you've never seen a cop show involving pros? Never read about a news report on how hard their lives are or the secrets of the trade?

Oh mighty Gandalf , teach me

>it won't change anything with your relationship with women

Implying he has a relationship with women?

Probably a relationship with his right hand

Maybe the hand identifies as a woman.

Have you tried developing a personality and some character instead of characteristics?

im 24 and up until i was 18 i spaghetti'd every actual chance i had with any lady ever, and then just randomly met a chick that was into (looked good back then) and she basically gave me tons and tons of self respect.

now i look like a fat, lazy shit and pull more ass than ever. confidence is the entire deal.
not being obnoxious or "BRUH LOOK AT ME CHUG THIS VODKA", just being "adult" and wise and have an opinion for just about everything (or be able to say "yeah, sure/wow, interesting" and sound smart while doing so)

most women just want to feel smart and sexy.
dont pretend to be the mysterious alpha sixpack vampire that drives a mustang convertible. most women are completely fine with fucking an average joe as long as they feel like "omg he finally understands me"

I disagree. It's not as easy as one would think, nor is it desperate. It isn't primarily neckbeards paying for sex, it's rich business men. I mean, the sex trade generates 15 billion euros in Germany alone annually, for example. Do you think fat, pathetic fucks living in their mom's basement are responsible for that? Not to mention the fact that people like that wouldn't have the nerve to actually go through with hiring and meeting up with an escort anyway.

And actually, I have had considerably more confidence and success with women since I started fucking escorts. It humanized them. I used to see women as almost mythical creatures, like I had them up on a pedestal. Now I don't. I've had more practise dealing with women, I've had a lot of experience with sex, so I don't have performance anxiety. It definitely will help your confidence.

I guess his relationship can be with the women in his porn?

check'd and kek'd

well, thats exatly the point.

Anyway OP, either you start ordening hookers for the rest of your life and feel miserable or work hard to get laid and enjoy it on the long run due to the confident boost, your call, but don't whine in Sup Forums about not getting laid. Sorry for the harsh words, but youre in your 30's already

I guess is overall you never got anything during puberty and early adulthood you'd assume they were mythical creatures

Well, a couple of times in my life a girl got some interest on me...

One of the times it was terrible. She came to me with one of her friends, and asked to go for a walk.

I accepted, but acted really awkward. Still, she told me that she was in love with me. I was in love with her too.

I wanted to hug her, and kiss her, and show my love. But for some reason, I was not able to. I just stayed there. It was raining. It may sound like a movie, but it is the truth.

She tried to grab my arm, but I refused. She asked why, and I told her that someone could see us...

The girl managed to forget about me, but I didn't forget her. I got obsessed with her. About one year later, I started to stalk her. I don't feel like telling more, but I ended up having problems with the police.

I suffered a lot. I dont like to sound like a victim, but it was a really hard time for me. Worse than anything.

In his case it would be desperate.

Well, you have to chase women in your teens otherwise it gets worse and more complicated

>mfw I hit the nail on the head

Now I really want to see what you look like OP, come on humor another user.

This.

I as I said, you need to chase them early.

You clearly don't even know what a woman or love is. Don't know how to help you, but thanks for keks.

Why don't you aim to become one of the ancients? Devote yourself to the task of becoming a wraith. You did 30 years already, what's another 30 to a wizard,

I am OP.

I feel like explaining more.

Maybe I was not able to hug her because after so many years of people making fun of me and worse things I thought I was not worthy of her. I thought she would feel digusted.

But to be honest, I don't know the exact reason.

OP must deliver now

We'll yeah, I was a bit of a late bloomer. I did have a couple of brief relationships do I wasn't a virgin, but it was always girls who would kind of be dumped in my lap. I wasn't good at actually meeting women.

The issue, really, was that I was intimidated. I thought of sex as a huge deal, so women seemed unattainable, and I was anxious that if I were to get with one, I wouldn't be able to perform, so I'd self-sabotage.

When I started seeing escorts, that changed.

In his case, perhaps, but I still think it could do him some good. At very least, it'll show him that sex isn't that big a deal.

>Pic related, wish she was my girlfriend.
Unrealistic standards.

I know that I wanted to hug here...I thought that was love.

Sorry, I don't like people who makes fun of me.

You need to be confident with yourself first.

Thats all.

Dont think, just do it with courage (but dont rape them tho)

Just sounds like you had a dodgy early life experience and you apparently let that ruin your whole love life.

My first kiss was nothing but teeth mauling but that didn't stop me from going for it again.

>people making fun of me

That happens to everyone user. EVERYONE.

You ever wonder why people made fun of you? People fucked with me for years, but guess what? I looked at how I was interacting with other people and found that there was a reason for it. I was pretty shit at it so I fixed the problem. Despite what the crybabies say about bullying, sometimes there is a reason for it.

Well, that's like the final prize after a long road of dates, one might stands and relationships I guess, but OP has to get out of his insecurity trap

Yes, sex isnt anything at all.

Women want something differnet.

Yeah I'm not shocked there, judging from what you've said in this thread you got bullied for being ugly as fuck, somehow a girl actually wanted to have physical contact with you and you messed it up and you managed to let it not only wreck your love life but you also got involved with the police over it!

Yeah it seems to be a delusion amongst people (men and women alike) that sex is a huge big deal. In highschool you'll get some girls that don't want to and some guys that just can't because they're ugly as fuck but once you get over 17/18 it's essentially free game.

I've known anons that lost their virginity at 14 and others that are over 18, I think it's important to get it out of your system before 19/20 otherwise shit starts to get damaging.

I remember I had sex on the brain from 9 to 15 when I finally lost my virginity

Have you considered running every day?Increased blood flow and endorphin will put you in a better mood. Someone may accidentally see you do it and think "hey, he is not a useless piece of shit after all". Maybe overtime some chick will join you and you'll have an opportunity to talk to her?

Wait are you saying a kiss was the reward after several dates? Damn I got kissed on the first date every time other than once when they really weren't interested in me but for some reason agreed to a date.

> That happens to everyone user. EVERYONE.

My father beated me as a child. He beated me and my mother. Sometimes, I asked him to be beated in the place of my mother.

Everybody made fun of me at school, I guess because they felt there was something wrong with me.

But since they knew I wouldn't tell anyone, they used to mistreat me too. One day, five kids spat on me for hours until I was totally sodden.

In high school, three guys nailed my fingers...

I am not complaining, it's ok, it happens, and I think I am fine nowadays. I think now I would be able to hug that girl.

But it is too late.

Yeah, that's exactly it. You get bombarded with sex basically all day every day, and if you've never had it, it's not difficult to build it up into something much bigger than it is. That's why it becomes intimidating to talk to women, because you think it's a massive undertaking when it actually is not.

This is why escorts helped me (although I wasn't a virgin), and why I think it'd be a good idea for OP. Get those first few times out of the way so it becomes less intimidating.

I use a different approach, mostly use groups of friend network (basically getting introduced to someone at a party by a close friend), brakes the ice a lot more

>My father beated me as a child.
>beated me as a child.
>beated

Did he do it because of your inability to conjugate verbs correctly?

You ever thought about vengeance?
I had abusive cousins that I had to live with after my parents and grandparents died and I could never felt normal until after beat them to within an inch of their lives with a baseball bat.

I suck at dating total strangers

You cant speak any other language anyways, so you may as well shut the fuck up.

>uses the word sodden but uses beated

A lot of people have abusive parents, good on you for trying to step in for you mother, that is actually a very manly thing for you to do and I'm sure she'll love you for it forever.

Here's the thing, if people mistreat you like that, you need to do something about it. Since you did nothing and merely accepted it you became and easy target and that's destroyed your self worth DECADES later.

Grow some balls and go be with an escort OP. You know you have it in you and hopefully it'll help you grow as a man and as a person so you can be happy.

Keeping in mind, this was during highschool, I've been in a relationship for the past 7 years so no doubt when you get into your 20's shit starts to get harder.

Yeah, probably helps if you're also attractive and desired, I really didn't have trouble getting dates or losing my virginity.

Actually I speak French, andouille

Well a student you can join student clubs which makes it a lot easier, congrats on the 7 years

Thanks user and never actually joined clubs it was really funny one day the principle actually pulled me aside and said 'user I'm worried that you're not participating in any of the sports clubs why's that' and when I answered 'I just don't really care about the sports we have' he just kinda awkward shuffled away

>she'll love you for it forever.

She died. After months of pain. Just before that girl showed some interested on me. I already had a broken heart, as you can imagine. I had bad luck with a lot of things, I suppose.

Yes, I would do that. And besides everything, there is still hope if I am alive.

Maybe I can manage to do something with my life. Maybe even that girl will hear about me and remember me as anything more than a creepy bastard...

still waiting on OPs face

I've been banging prostitutes for over 20 years.

Take it from me, your best option is to go to a strip club and become a regular customer. The girls you get from call girl services are all beat up and ugly unless you're willing to pay +$1000. And even then, you'll get a 32 year old milf who wears too much make up, has dead eyes and has had one too many boob jobs.

Every strip club has 2-3 strippers who turn tricks on the side. Become a regular at a strip club and you'll soon discover which girls will do let you pay them (because all women are catty and they talk shit about each other behind each other's backs constantly)

My friends and I have a group of strippers we party with. The oldest is 22. We have 3 eighteen year olds and 4 19 year olds, 1 twenty year old and 1 twenty 22 year old. They're fit, can do the splits and give us discounts for being regular customers. One of the 19 year olds gives me a special deal. $10 blowjobs 24/7 and $40 for a 15 minute quickie. $100 for an entire hour and $250 for the entire night. The 22 year old will let us gang bang her for $500, which ends up being just $50 a person.
>pic related

Nice.
How high do you think the risk is that the cops'll get you.