Why do we hate Miles Teller again?

Why do we hate Miles Teller again?

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he thinks he's a good actor for some reason

His fucking face.

Jaden Smith?

...

I can't stop starring at his nose.

jew

He fit so well into his breakout role it just seems weird to see him in anything else, especially when he's a side character.

He's like a wrung out lemon with no juice left.

He eats his fries without ketchup

vince vaughn jr can go eat a dick although i liked him as richard reeds in that fantastic four movie every one hated

Isn't he a huge douche?

Like actually a fucking dick in real life.

mostly that esquire article

He looks like Owen Wilson fucked Richard Gere up the ass and a baby popped out

what was his breakout role? 21 and over?

i love his brand

>we want the generic white boy crowd

that's fairly accurate

His face is very punchable.

esquire.com/entertainment/movies/interviews/a36894/miles-teller-interview-0915/

wtf i hate miles teller now

is he Paul Newman of our generation?

Who is trying to make Miles Teller "happen" and why?

The face

who?

He's really ugly (not just 'Hollywood ugly') AND he's a huge douche. What's to like?

I don't know.
People disliking him are obviously anti-semitic.
He fucking brought it in whiplash.
Hopefully Hollywood has more in store for this meshugginah; he deserves it.
We honestly need more actors like this guy.

that picture just tripled my hatred for him. What a cock.

Extremely punchable face

I just assumed it was Whiplash.

oh id bet youd like his cock

Went from the Spectacular Now and Whiplash to Fantastic Four and Get a Job

>anti-semitic.

ugh, could you not?

Why do we hate who, now?

He browses reddit

no u and ur mum

>Ok, Miles, I want you to seduce me.
>No, not be confused at me, SEDUCE me.
>Seduce me, you know? Instill desire in my loins.
>Miles, no, it doesn't matter how politely confused you look, you are still confused and not sexy.
>I could not be less seduced right now.
>Miles, please, just one look. One look with any amount of spice in it will do. Any. Please.
>Oh my God. Aren't you supposed to be an actor?
>Miles... Please...
>I don't care anymore, I'll settle for mildly incredulous and call it a day, FUCK.

get a job was actually filmed in 2012, it was only released this year for some reason

Getting your face smashed in a road accident is a curse.

You'll either have to unjust yourself like Mark Hamill or Norman Reedus or end up like Gary Buesy.

If you read that interview, you can tell Esquire certainly isn't trying to make him happen.

>unjust yourself like Mark Hamill
explain

Wow

I didn't hate him until you posted that pic

What a punchable face

he got vanilla sky'd

His face is an abomination. While his nose is certainly a major player, every element of his face is actively conspiring against his success in life. A certain slackness in his skin. His pasty complexion. Features whose placement seem slightly off. A resting expression of dull confusion.

The Choisen can put him on the cover of every magazine, star him in all the biggest flicks, but no one will ever get past that fucking face.

Just one punch is all I want

>"I'll take a little bit," he says, sawing at it. Then: "I can't cut this." You have to cut his meat for him, a man who ten minutes earlier showed you an iPhone photo of his back muscles to prove how strong he is.
Fucking kek BTFO

That really doesn't matter. Lately Fassbender has done capeshit and an actual fucking video game movie, but people still like him. Teller just has this really annoying face that's situated somewhere between looking dumb and smug that makes it punchable to everyone.

I don't hate him but I don't like him either. Hes a unfunnier babbyface Vince Vaughn.

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>not quite my tempo

He seems like a fucking bozo

Because we hate everyone.

nah he was famous well before whiplash

thats just his 1 good film

m.youtube.com/watch?v=PThErolxg_I

The absolute worst piece of forced celebrity propaganda ive ever witnessed

Tries ludicirously hard to make it seem like hes no trying and is just naturally charismatic and cool without trying so very very hard

Cunthole

Juden Smith

he has a shit first name

kill ometre yourself

Not quite my tempo

His stupid fucking smug cunt face.

WTF, I hate him now.

seasoned fries + ketchup and mayo is the best, for plain fries just salt is better.

jew face

Who


>mike jones

>small beady eyes
>huge malformed nozzle
>duck lipping all the time
>shit beard genetics
>Chad attitude, even though he's a drama class fag

enough about you

>second person interview

jesus CHRIST that gave me cancer. i dont even care if he's a rat faced jew

Whats wrong with eating potatoes off season.

I don't understand his nose

not really