I haven't showered in like a week and my dick is S T I N K Y from fapping

I haven't showered in like a week and my dick is S T I N K Y from fapping

This chick is coming over and she wants to shower together

Should I shower before the shower kek?

I feel like she'll puke if she tries cleaning that shit

You know it's possible to wash one appendage without getting your entire body wet.

When you wash your hands, do you just take a full shower every time you asshole?

Give her the yuck, idiot.
Girls love musk.

I work at SpaceX. Can confirm.

I think Jennifer Lawrence would puke if she met your cheesy knob, oh and why don't you just get a shower regularly you basement dwelling scruff.

Yes. Or deodorant your whole body retard

I don't know man. She does look like she's into and kinky shit.

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Bro girls seriously love the stink

Oh fuck guys, I completely forgot I had diarrhea this morning and now I'm starting to have nasty fucking farts

What can I do? My room smells now too

what he said

Shower and scrub your fucking shit.
God damn.
No woman wants to scrub down a stinky cunt whilst at the same time getting intimate... she'll scrub, realise it's not worth it, then fuck off home and blog to her mates about some smelly cunt.

Are you a fucking retard you faggot?

> mfw i only noticed the bulge in her crotch until i read the filename . too many trap threads

/thread
Ma lady sniffs my pits and fats with affection

Shower beforehand, scrub that mongoloid ass till it's squeaky clean.
>Trust me.

I'm so fucked Bros

I'm having diarrhea again and she's going to be here any minute

I accidently am doing in the same bathroom as the shower too

sinkwash it you dummy

underrated

You have many bathrooms?

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I am monitoring this thread

Keep us updated OP

Will you post shower nudes?

Get in the shower, clean up, and when she gets there immediately invite her into the shower with now clean and naked you.

She probably wants to shower together because she likes you but you always fucking reek like shrek's onion asshole with kerosene

1 bathroom is more than enough to have 1 wash in.
Is this difficult math for you?