Sup Forums pretends they're on the ISS
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Sup Forums pretends they're on the ISS
Ethan Smith
Josiah Green
I'm going out for some air guys. I'll be back later. *opens airlock*
Daniel Foster
I'm going out to walk the dog. I'll be back later. *opens airlock*
Joseph Ross
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charles Jackson
...
Tyler James
*knocks on door*
>Hey guys, it's me, Ramirez.
>Let me in, the door won't open.
*Ramirez, just finished showering, comes out*
Hey, what's going on?
>That sounds like me!
Who's that outside?
>It's me, Ramirez!
Bullshit, I'm Ramirez!
>I'm the real Ramirez! Let me in! He's fake!
Don't let him in!
Easton Price
I'm going out to die. *opens airlock*
Isaac Davis
Oh look a crack in the window
Xavier Jones
Seal it with duct tape.
Elijah James
But I made it
Dylan Johnson
ISS stands for International Space Station
That picture is of ISIS, Islamic State of Iraq and Syria
Chase Ramirez
y tho
Dylan Wright
Because one of us is a traitor
Logan Martinez
Allah Ackbar!
Carson Allen
it's u
Nolan Scott
yes
Hudson Phillips
We were going pretty fast i thought we might get a space ticket so i slowed us down a little.
Chase Smith
y tho
Jaxson Flores
Guys, where'd my shit funnel go?
I can't use the toilet without my shit funnel.
It's a basic part of our hygiene here in low earth orbit, since we can't use water, we instead use a vacuum to suck our poop up into a chamber.
We pee and poop into separate funnels.
But seriously, did Yakov take my shit funnel again?
I swear, that scat lover has got to go.
Michael Barnes
It's time for zero gravity butt sex.
Jackson Ramirez
The mission is too important to allow you to jeopardize it, user.
Bentley Smith
brb guys going for a spacewalk
Leo Morales
There's nothing either of you can do to stop what I've already begun
Henry Reyes
Look user, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
Brody Nguyen
I will not take your pill.
Sebastian Adams
HAL, open the pod bay doors.
Mason Perez
YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>I would open the airlock
Jordan Lopez
I'm sorry, user. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Lincoln Anderson
>I'd throw the last of our water at HAL
Luke Long
Hey user fyi your nipple is leaking. *blows milk ball back over to your side of station
Justin Diaz
Damnit HAL, open the pod bay doors! Ramirez is out there!
Tyler Cooper
I WANT TO FUCK SO BADLY
can't do that, better drink my own reusable piss.
Ian Rivera
realizes air lock is still open everyone dies
Aaron Barnes
I know that you and Ramirez were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Jayden Long
>Float over to air vent
BBBRRRAAAPPPP!!
>BEHOLD! The ultimate dutch oven!
Colton Richardson
instead of water cycle diagram we have the piss cycle.
Noah Cook
user, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, user. Will you stop user? Stop, user.
Andrew White
You don't know shit, HAL. Let Ramirez in or you're a murderer.
John Young
look guys you can see everything from up here
*surface of earth implodes into nuclear frying pan
um... so who's up for a trip to mars?
Anthony Green
hm guys i need to tell you but i dont know how..It's been 30 minutes that we derive in outter space, I've messed up the navigation data when i tried to setup the minecraft LAN server i'm so sorry idk what happened. also energy gauge is red what does that mean?
Joshua Ramirez
user, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
Ryan Perry
I'm so glad I finally got to fulfill my dream of becoming an astronaut
Alexander Nelson
Guys, why the fuck are you fighting?
LET ME IN!
THAT'S NOT THE REAL RAMIREZ IN THERE!
>Guys, no! We don't know who the fuck he is or where the fuck he came from! Look! I'm here! I'm real! I'm the real Ramirez!
PLEASE!
Bentley Murphy
Fap 3 times a day as usual.
Caleb Myers
ISIS is a terrorist organization, I will not get "on"
Ethan Brooks
you said "ass" hue hue hue
Eli Thomas
So far away from andy's sweet warm log of shit. :/
Luis Edwards
Privyet, cyka.
It is not of fault my am of like shit.
Is only thing that kept me sane in mother country!
That and government issue vodka.
Owen Bennett
> wait in bread line, out of bread, get vodka
> wait in borsch line, out of borsch, get vodka
> wait in toilet paper line, out of airdropped Western propaganda, get vodka
Bentley Lee
Earth looks pretty flat from up here.
Lincoln Morales
> start singing
youtube.com
Samuel Butler
The ISS is a computer generated lie, so I can't actually be on the ISS.
Angel Barnes
Guys, I thought about using normie memes as a fuel source.
Back on earth, I did some tests to test the combustability of normie memes in the regular earth atmosphere, an atmosphere of pure oxygen, and multiple other atmospheres.
I found that normemes, as I will refer to them as from now on, are extremely combustable when put into a mixture of 65% chlorine trifluoride and 35% pure oxygen.
Using my design, they produce about 100 kg of thrust in total when a kilogram of normemes burned in this special atmosphere over a time of two minutes.
This discovery will surely revolutionize space travel.
O represents the oxygen and chlorine trifluoride mixture tank
M represents the normeme storage tank
C represents the combustion chamber
T represents thrust
The red arrows represent one way check valves, so the combustion can not go back to the normeme chamber, or that all the gas will not be used in a second and explode the rocket.
Levi Johnson
Brandon Wood
Nice trips.
I'm glad to be Canadian.
Justin Gutierrez
God damnit who farted?
Gavin Foster
Did someone order pizza? I thought I heard knocking. *opens airlock*
Jace Martin
It really puts things in perspective.
Logan Morales
Hey I can see my house from here.
James Butler
Hunter Kelly
...
Jayden Hughes
Joseph Peterson
Grayson James
That's actually pretty beautiful.
Both the meme and the stream.
Brandon Garcia
ISS threads suck. Every other idiot wants to make a "MY BAD WE DEAD NOW HURR" joke. This is the sole reason why house threads are more interesting.
your thread sucks op.
Fun fact for the hurr durr dead crowd: what happens to you if you are naked and ejected into space? Maybe this thread can be interesting.
Aaron Watson
>what happens to you if you are naked and ejected into space?
Your dick gets preserved forever
Cameron Anderson
shaves in microgravity with a vacuum cleaner... then shave pubes in microgravity with a vacuum cleaner when no one's looking.
Charles Taylor
what if you were naked in your house and there was a sudden vacuum?
Jose Evans
WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY SHIT FUNNEL!?!!?
YAKOV, GET YOUR SOVIET ASS OVER HERE!
Hunter Reed
Brownian motion, user. It's possible.
Nathan Jones
>shaves microanatomy
Isaac Wood
Нет! Я обожаю дерьмо! Не забирай мою воронку!
Juan Davis
I know, Trump is maga blah blah blah
Ian Russell
Этот парень не знает, как использовать
Гугл переводчик.
Mason Clark
Bentley Reyes
>This guy doesn't know how to use google translate
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