Beta Male stories

Beta Male stories

So the other day,me and my small group of friends figure we're going to go to the movies
In this group of friends is a cute white girl who I've been flirting with for awhile,but still havent had sex with,let's call her Kat
I get to the movie theater and see she brought a dude with her
Neckbeard,Dead Pool hat,baggy clothes,the works
I dap him and and be sure to give Kat and nice long hug after him
Look him in the eye and smirk alittle
We all figure we're going to eat before the movie
Homeboy is starting to sweat
>"You good man?"
>"Yeah,I'm just not sure if I have enough money to eat here"
Kat offers to pay for him and I insist I help out my "new friend"
He orders something small,we all eat and have a good time
The time for the bill comes and Kats chip isnt working
She doesnt know what to do because she doesnt have any cash
>"Oh don't worry,I've got it"
Feel the smug asshole brewing inside me
Pull out my card and pay for all of us
>"Thanks user,you're the best!"
She kisses me on my cheek and we all get up to leave
We're all leaving and he taps me on my shoulder
>"Hey man,do you mind if in the theater I sit next to kat,I think I might have a shot tonight"
>"Sure my man,I know your fight"

>be me
>in high school
>some cunt is about to be bashed by a couple of guys
>he shits his pants and doesn't know what to do
>pays some niggers $100 to protect him
>niggers take his money but don't protect him
>he gets bashed
>he cries
>really embarrassing too watch
>beta as fuck

I like where this is going

Jeez op YOU have a shot. If you're gonna give up this chick to some fucking beta faggot you deserve to be alone. Get up and do something seal the deal

We still have a couple hours before the movie starts so I suggest we hit the bar
We're all drinking alittle having a good time
Homeboy gets up to pee,and Kat moves to the free seat next to me
>"Hey user,I wanted to show you think thing on Facebook"
We're having a good time laughing at whatever meme is on her phone
Dude comes back and sees us laughing together
He tries to get her attention by showing her something
>"One sec,I wanted to show user this video"
It's starting to eat at him
After a couple shots were all pretty buzzed and get ready to go back to the theater
It's like 11 oclock so for some reason no one was at the ticket booth so we just went in
The theater is almost empty
We all sit in the middle of the theater when homeboy talks to me again
>"Hey user,can I have that seat"
>"Sure bruh,you shoot your shot"

I think it already went, retard.

Fake news

>pee

Are you 7?

N
F A K E
W
S

Tf do you say, urinate?

yeah no pal that doesn't work

thx4tip

I'm not too worried about tonight because I know I can smash this ho when I want to
We're about 40 minutes into the movie and I have to get up and piss,I let everyone know so they can get out of the way
Then I hear Kat say "Oh yeah me too"
She's behind me while I go to the bathroom
I piss,come out and see kat smiling and waiting for me
We're walking back to the theater and she says
>"Hold on user"
>Yo whats up
>"Do you mind if we just walk for alittle bit,I'm not feeling this lame ass movie"
I agree with her and we get the fuck
We're walking back to my car and we're just talking about shit
>So what's the deal with you and homeboy?
>"He's just a friend,I know he likes me but He's not quite me,he's too vanilla"
I dont know if she was saying he was too white or anything but I wasnt worried about that at the time

>Cont

you fucks from the 90s?

I'm like the only one who actually wants to hear this I think

>be me
>be going to movie with small group of friends
>this one girl brings her loli friend
>tfw i spend the whole movie criticizing the shallow plot and graphics
>and making tonnes of black jokes
>how do i come back from this /b?

nah i'm here

I do

Let him finish!

We get back to my car,where I had a joint rolled in my console
>You smoke?
She says not really but she will with me
>THESE CHEEKS ARE MINE
we light the j,get to talking for awhile
I'm looking out the window,turn back around
Shes taken off her jacket and stuff and she just had on this thin tank top
"You getting comfy"
"Yeah,it's just warm in here"
I turn on the AC,and I see them nipples getting hard
>"I dont mean to complain user,but can you turn the ac off"
>Tell her its so we can get the smoke out of the car
>Why dont you just put your jacket back on
>she grabs my arm
>You're pretty warm tho

I don't see how you could possibly fuck this up op

Shut the fuck up during movies

pls op cont faster

This is /b, don't jump to conclusions

Word of wisdom white girls chasing black dudes are 90% of the time fucked in the head. But given the choice between you and cargo shorts I don't blame her.
I'll share a story

>be me
>supposed to go to concert with friends, shit happened, end up going just me and this girl I barely know (friend of a friend)
>whatever, hit it off
>she's got a boyfriend
>she invites me to one of his parties tho
>figure whatever I'll have some drinks and meet a few people
>everyone there is skinny and ugly as fuck
>only person I end up actually enjoying talking to is our girl
>not surprisingly she wants me to give her some 6'2 ruski dick
>while her bf is hammered I fuck her in the upstairs bathroom

Yeah yeah it's not a beta story but I don't feel like greentexting. When you're at parties make sure you know where your girl is

>she grabs my arm
>You're pretty warm tho

No one fucking talks like this.

Best beta male story I have heard so far.

"I voted for Donald Trump"

Make movies good enough for me to not critique them

I have never met someone who was pro Hillary or Bernie that looked like they had any testosterone in them at all. Trump was the alpha male candidate

Nah man critique it in your head. Nobody likes a smartass who talks too much. I don't care how intellectual you are

Trump voters are all cuckolds.

Says the faggot voting for shillary

>"Woah Kat,you better stop right there unless you ready to get fucked"
>I dont know about that,but lets see where we're gonna go
>I lay out the blanket and pillow I keep in my trunk on my back seat and we start making out
kissing on her neck and shit,white girls love that
feeling on her tiddies
>big ass areolas too
I try to undo her bra and she stops me
>bad touch?
>No,It's just that I know if I let you go any further,I'm gonna fuck you in this car,user
>"It's up to you,just let me know"
Go back to kissing her and things are getting litterally hot
Like a nigga is sweating
Take off my shirt,Game over
Shes taken off her bra,now shes on top of me,pulling on my dreads,like I hit this bitches crazy button or something
She pulls out my cock
>"Holy shit user"
She starts sucking on my cock and jacking the SHIT out of me
I've never actually seen a chick smile with a dick in her mouth,shit was wild

>Almost done

Thats exactly what I said to her

Where's neckbeard?

In the parking lot, masturbating furiously

i think that shithead is still in the movie

JESUS CHRIST DONNIE HE'S STILL WATCHING THE MOVIE TRY TO STAY WITH THE STORY.

Wait so you paid for everything for everyone that night?

>be me in high school
> moved from town I've spent a lot of my life in
>take old an friend that's been my buddy for years to Disney
> he is socially retarded let's call him Jim
> see a couple of qt 3.14 girls getting off a ride
> one kinda rocks a punk vibe whilst other is nerdy
> make conversation because I'm out of my social retard phase and punk girls are hot
> become fast friends with the both of them and Jim states he likes the nerdy girl
> help one of them find their watch or some shit and good vibes from the both of them grow
> nerdy girl straight up tells me she likes jim and wants me to hook her up and tells me punk girl is interested in me
> I tell jim he gets excited goes up to talk to her than stops in his tracks and pussies out
> "dude this is dumb we should just go and do are own thing"
> I saw fuck you you're not ruining this for me
> tell nerdy girl to start the convo
> starts asking questions
> punk girl is now bored and wants to do her own thing
> me and Jim go
Me and Jim leave the park
>Jim is getting stoned back at my place
> ask about nerdy girl
> Jim starts crying about how pathetic he is
>mfw before I left I got both of there numbers (as friends though)
> mfw your friend is crying himself to sleep because he couldn't say hi
>mfw he is still a virgin

Is "DONNIE" a reference to the frosted flakes commercial?

MONEY AIN'T NO THANG

you're out of your element, Donnie

Shes still sucking me,really well too,like I'm about to bust after a few minutes
Tell her I'm getting close and she says its okay she'll swallow it
>BITCH
I nut in her mouth,she swallows and even licks the rest from the side of her mouth
>remember this part guys
We get our shit back together and her phone rings
>It's homeboy
>"Hey you guys didnt come back to the theater and I wanted to see where you went"
>Shes holding back laughing when she tells him we went for a walk and got lost in the dark
>We walk back to the theater holding hands,cause why not
>Everyone else has left and dude is waiting for the two of us,alone
>He said he was waiting so he could tell her good
I can feel his poor awkwardness
>Here comes the kicker guys
He goes to kiss her on the cheek
>WHERE MY FUCKING NUT WAS
I'm almost loosing my shit
Kat has the biggest wtf on her face
>"How are you getting home dude?"
>he tells me he'll catch an uber
Offer to take his ass home
We all go back to my car
He goes to get in the back seat and all the windows are still fogged and the car smells like sex

Are you retarded or something?

I love me some frosted flakes

big lebowski

Most white chicks who like niggers are usualy ugly and or fat. Is it the case? Not that you would say it anyway.

I would like to think not

Be me in Highschool Freshman year, meet this senior pretty cool guy, has a car and stuff, only see him during one of my periods, but he seems to like me

>Walking back home after school ends
>Senior bud passes me in his car
>He makes a U-turn, pulls up next to me
>Notice he has two girls from school riding with him in the back
>One is a blonde blue eyed, slightly chubby but attractive Junior
>Second is a freshman Brunette with hazel eyes
>"Hey user, pick one and lets go to my place"
Confused as to whats happening
>Me: What you can't handle them yourself?
slight laughter
>Me: Are you serious? lul you're messing with me right haha
>keep walking , stupidly amused
Next day
Senior bud hardly addresses me anymore

Sad to say but I've never actually seen it hence my not understanding of the reference. I would like to apologize for my ignorance

You didn't even fuck her ass and piss in her mouth you stupid nigger. 0/10 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! !!!!!

This guy is a fucking nihilist

I'm blasting music that is intentionally black ass shit
>Run the jewels,Bone Crusher,21 Savage,nigga shit
>Get him home first
He tells me and Kat good night and we wait for someone,who I assume is his mom,to let him in.
>He goes in and we bust out laughing
>"He likes you so much,dude I almost feel sorry for him"
>Kat says hes just a kid and not to worry about him
>I'm about to take her back home and she basically asks if I want to crash and crush with her tonight
>We get to her apartment,her room mate is knocked out on the couch
>It's like 2Am
>I"m almost too tired to fuck but something pulls the energy out of me
>We smushing until about 3AM and then we pass out

You got that guy a threesome be proud. Ultimate wingman taking a hit for the team

you got fuckin dreads m'nigga? shits filthy

Forreal I can smell them from here

White ignorance is always funny. Dreads aren't gross unless they never get washed, like white gutter punk dreads.

I get up before her because I'm used to early mornings
Figure I'm gonna blow this bitches mind and make her breakfast
Manage to make some decent eggs with what they had after I got some iced coffee from the dunkin donuts down starts
Wake her up
>"Hey,last night was awesome. I made you some breakfast but I gotta to work"
>This was a lie
She says okay, eats her food and sees me out
I'm on my way home feeling good,not only because I got some ass,but essentially stole ass from someone else
>Mfw this nigga is in our chat and has no idea that I've already nutted in this waifus mouth

This.

I go to a very "diverse" college. Dreads everywhere, and I've never smelled anything beyond the normal nigger smell.

My nigga

I wash my hair every other day bro,I'm always taking care of myself
Thats why white girls are always on us and not yall. If you took some pride in your appearance,took a shower and actually tried to look nice,you might get some ass

You know he's gonna shoot up his school now, thanks to you.

Worth

No one talks to *you* like this.

You can stop it and be a hero and get even more ass, you just gotta catch him with his backpack full of mags and whatever else he's gonna have

Worst story of the day.
Please drink bleach and do sudoku

>greentext

Never thought I'd live to see the day a black man is telling me to take pride in my appearance let alone shower.

>Be me
>Be the awkward dude in the story
>Be 5'5
:(

The times they are a changing, you inbred sack of shit

Thats how we get you,we wait for yall go get comfy and then we snatch it

Lmao, fucking blm peice of shit.

If that helps you feel better about yourself dude

Lol what a triggered cuck snowflake you are today!

Learn to loose faggot.

not really a story but my friends used to always slap my girlfriends ass in the hallway when i was in high school, i never really thought anything of it at the time.