HOW the FUCK do you COMPETE against THIS?

HOW the FUCK do you COMPETE against THIS?

you dont kill him and steal his slut

She's pretty hot.

>Dick size
>A competition
Grow the fuck up.

I don't need to compete. A dick that large is just a liability. My average cock can fit balls deep into my girl. That guy will never know what it feels like to have his entire shaft wrapped in cunt.

That would rip my fiance's vagina and make her bleed with intense pain. Because she's not a loose Fucking whore.

You cut off his johnson and send that bitch back to fucking malaysia or whatever. squinty eyed bitch.

Well not on length thats for sure

> 2017
> not dating a loose whore

>2017
>Not getting a loving and emotionally/physically devoted top tier wife

$

Be black, that is actually a little on the small side for us.

kek

i prefer this one user

who knew bryan cranston had such a legit bat

Easy- my 7 in dick will always satisfy and never hurt

dubs is correct. as long as she digs it. a 1 inch dick can go balls deep and the girl will be laughing on the inside

Nigga u stupid as fuck,color complexion makes a difference.nigga measure your shit head to base.littke dick bitch i love cracking niggas heads in real life.oh and if you gang me thats a license to shoot

Guys with special attributes, tend to NOT have game. Trust me... a girl prefers game any day to a big piece of meat.

a 5' chong her arm is 8", Dick is around 6-7"

I'm not impressed.

How can Asian men even compete?

I don't, it's one of the reasons I don't try to date size queens and likely why they wouldn't date me either.

how come when i look at my penis it looks small, but if i stand in front of the mirror in my bathroom it looks pretty good sized?? is it the perception of time with the light fractions of my eyes to my john hog???

>he's never taken a woman from a man who had a bigger dick than him

Usually with talent, skill, kindness, confidence, or money. Or any combination of these.
Granted, I'm speaking more about his general looks and not his dick.

Boom goes dynamite

Become educated, charismatic, witty, get a good job, be at least a 6, and learn to eat pussy.

GOOTECKS AND MIKE ROSS, GETTING POINTS AND WINNING GAMES

sauce on the girl

>kill him
>take money
>kill girl
>take money
>dump bodies in hoodlum town
>move north

"compete"

yea i agree with user you gotta bag em

Because I have money and I have found that a girl will choose money over cock anytime.

average women's foot size is ~8.75 inches, the foot is the same size as the forearm, that guys dick is a solid two inches smaller. I'd say that guy is ~6.75 in give or take, what's the big deal?

I have no clue why but I know what you mean

True. Have 7x6, I dig it, but I would not have any larger... its already borderline painful with some chicks. Don't wanna mismach and not go 100% balls deep when I meet a cutie.

different angles, that's the same angle porn uses to make their dicks look bigger

It's the same thing anorexics say.

and feminists

That's easily a 9 inch dick dude.

What would really suck about having a giant dick is all your conquests and memories are vaporized by oblivion when you die. You won the lottery and it didn't matter.

Sometimes I just want my life to be mediocre, so that when I'm on my death bed I'm like "yup" instead of FUCK ITS OVER

Guy has had surgery around the cervic padding. These two are a well known cam couple

kek

lol you guys worry too much about size. Unless you have micropenis, it's not that big of a deal.

Pun intended?

With this