Anyone up for a catfish thread?
Made a dating profile as a hot grill.
Dubs decides what I say, respond to the post with your roll to make things easy
Anyone up for a catfish thread?
Made a dating profile as a hot grill.
Dubs decides what I say, respond to the post with your roll to make things easy
I'm interested
Let me see what your working with first
Aww what’s the matter? You’re the one who started this game. Now you’re losing and you don’t want to play any more.
no
Only if youll suck a fart out of my asshole
oh my bb. idk tho. i've read guys who take roids have a tiny cock
Rawl
Kek
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No. But you can buy me the groceries and maybe I'll let you finger me at the movies.
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Only if u let me take a shit in your mouth honey, that's my thing btw
This is bretty gud.
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I'd rather you just fuck me bae
Going to need to see what you are packing first though - gotta make sure u r up to the job, I don't mess around with little boys
roll for this
Winrar.
last try
op deliver
Respond to this post with your roll
might need proof.
I just worry your nose is bigger than your dick and I am going to be left unsatisfied.. U got what it takes to finish me off bae?
He pretty much took it well
you got those guns without steroids? lol k. I don't believe you.
Shoe on head and I will send you nudes
you got big hands? Anal fisting only
winrar
U into assplay? I got a dragon dildo that would love to meet your tight little asshole
Deliver
Winrar #2
kek
winrar #3
Going to honor it but this time respond to this post, please. Makes shit easier
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Can my dad come watch?
I want you to fuck me until I literally die
Sorry if I shit on your hand, I have mad diarrhea.
I want you to fucking kill me
Idk how to reply to comment
Also let's have taco bell first
Can my stepdad come watch?
Can my dad come watch?
i like it without lube
Fuck yeah! WINRARRRRR
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WinRAR
Can my stepdad come watch?
Respond to this roll or it won't count.
You said whatever I want so stop playing games and just fuck me already
Can my dad watch
Oh baby I want you to be comfortable, as long as it's off the $1 menue
is this a joke to you?
Can your dad come watch
Can my dad watch
WINRAR
Another, make it interesting. Respond to this post or your roll won't count
win
winrar
remember when mods tried to get rid of dubs
Hey, son.
Do you like that I call you that?
I sexually identify as an
Are you into white supremacy?
Im actually 14, but the way you look, that won't matter ;)
have you ever played snowboard kids 2?
I normally only date black guys. Why should I consider you?
No thank you. My dick is probably bigger than yours
wanna see my tits?
Ask me about my package
wanna see my pussy covered in shit?
fuck. you're like a 1 but I'm so wet right now I'm considering going to the grocery store, buying a cucumber, and taking back the underage store clerk to my car so he I can fuck his ass with the cucumber
WINRARRRRRRRRR
Can i cuckold you, you look like a cuck
The only one laughing at the end is going to be me when i shit on you while you are balls deep
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Can you suck my dick and juggle my balls the same time
Again
Yes or no on the bell? If you ain't down for some tb before fisting, I ain't down to fuck.
Rollin
Oh my god you're so selfish, stop making this all about you
Can my dad at least watch
Do you want to fuck or not
I can control my asshole more than you think and if mama wants tacos she will get tacos before she goves up the taco
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you, you, you. now I know why you're on a dating website fag
Also my dad wants to watch, I assume your ok with this
Fine but my dad has to watch
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I am going to eat some spicey curry and shit all over you chest
*gives
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well, i'd let you fuck my little pussy, but my dick gets in the way of that, so ass fisting is all you get. Don't worry though, you can give me an enema too
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roll but with spelling correctoin
lame win.
Winner winner tacobell dinner